Werewolf Party

READ THE TEXT FIRST before shooting the guest(s)

  • Reginald

    Votes: 28 30.1%

  • Charleston

    Votes: 22 23.7%

  • Han

    Votes: 32 34.4%

  • Gwendolyn

    Votes: 36 38.7%

  • Francisca

    Votes: 31 33.3%

  • "Texas" Pete

    Votes: 28 30.1%

  • Sally

    Votes: 47 50.5%
  • Total voters
    93
The truth is, would you shoot anyone at all?

Consider this. Lycanthropy is a (fictional) disease. There might be treatment. Why kill anyone when they're just normal people compelled to do things against their will?

-Angry Lawyer
 
Angry Lawyer, sue Mecha for EXPLODING MAI MINDS.

Must have answer!
 
Quick! Everyone listen to Knife Party by Deftones! :O
 
Angry Lawyer said:
The truth is, would you shoot anyone at all?

Consider this. Lycanthropy is a (fictional) disease. There might be treatment. Why kill anyone when they're just normal people compelled to do things against their will?

-Angry Lawyer
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You are.... correct.. D:



Pump everyone full of viruscide, penicilin, or whatever.
 
I say we do an orbital bombardment on the location of said party.
 
Gwen doesn't go out on full moons. Ergo, not a fullmoon that night. So no transformation.
Werewolf wants to kill him specifically, ergo no reason for the werewolf to kill me.
Rich is not there. Ergo no reason at all to start any shit.
They're all good friends, probably long-time friends. Why would the werewolf want to kill him all of a sudden? Ergo, his eccentricities probably mean this is some sort of trick or game.

I pretend nothing is happening and raid the liquor cabinet.

I also pay each of them to bite me, so that, in case one of them IS a werewolf and it IS a full moon, then I'll be the one eating, not being eaten! And plot revenge on Rich. :)
 
SUACIDE IS THE BEST WAY. Its obvious you are the vampire!

And did mecha die?
 
If he was, I already killed him. THREAT AVERTED! Also, Falcon, the reason the werewolf would want to kill his/her friend is because the stronger the lycanthrope's feelings for a person, be it positive or negative, the more they wish to kill that person. This is a generally accepted rule of werewolf psychology.

Also, like another contemptable monster of legend, this thread has risen from the grave.






Werewolves or not.
 
Great job assholes, we have a zombie thread now.



Werewolf thread zombies or not?
 
A zombie thread that needs answers.


Werewolf zombies or not.
 
Eff that, if the question in this thread had been, "One of these people may be a zombie, who do you shoot?" I would not even need to be given little bios about them. I will kill them all the minute I walk into the house.

I take zombies far too seriously. All my friends--who also take zombies far too seriously--and I will even be running a simulation next Tuesday around town, to test the viability of our Zombie Survival Plan (which we have been adapting over the past few weeks).

I would put a hole in the head of anyone accused of being a zombie, seen in the vicinity of zombies, having the possibility of being a zombie, or pretending to be a zombie. Zombies or not.
 
Darkside55 said:
I would put a hole in the head of anyone accused of being a zombie, seen in the vicinity of zombies, having the possibility of being a zombie, or pretending to be a zombie. Zombies or not.
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You know, I heard one of your friends is actually an undercover zombie who plans to sabotage your Zombie Survival Plan test.

Just what I heard.
 
Darkside55 said:
Eff that, if the question in this thread had been, "One of these people may be a zombie, who do you shoot?" I would not even need to be given little bios about them. I will kill them all the minute I walk into the house.

I take zombies far too seriously. All my friends--who also take zombies far too seriously--and I will even be running a simulation next Tuesday around town, to test the viability of our Zombie Survival Plan (which we have been adapting over the past few weeks).

I would put a hole in the head of anyone accused of being a zombie, seen in the vicinity of zombies, having the possibility of being a zombie, or pretending to be a zombie. Zombies or not.
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I don't want you anywhere near me at a Zombie Walk.
 
CyberPitz said:
Mecha died. \=
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Geogaddi said:
I wonder who the culprit is!
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I shot him, pages and pages ago. It was Darkside, in the drawing room, with the revolver. And that's how it REALLY happened.

Jintor said:
I don't want you anywhere near me at a Zombie Walk.
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Seriously. A friend online (not one of my IRL zombie-fighting buddies) linked me to a zombie walk video and I was just like, "Had I seen that, there would've been no survivors." I don't have the rationale to think, "These may be people dressed up in costume having a good--but weird--time"; my mentality is, "Holy shit, zombies!"

Damn dude I was at the local Target the other day with some friends and we heard something, still don't know what it was, say, "Brains..." and we grabbed some stuff at hand (plastic lightsabers and some kinda pipe-thing from a nearby aisle) and looked for the source of the noise. We were ready to crack some undead heads. Constant vigilence. The zombie threat can happen anywhere, at any time.




Creature from the Black Lagoon or not.
 
Darkside55 said:
Seriously. A friend online (not one of my IRL zombie-fighting buddies) linked me to a zombie walk video and I was just like, "Had I seen that, there would've been no survivors." I don't have the rationale to think, "These may be people dressed up in costume having a good--but weird--time"; my mentality is, "Holy shit, zombies!"

Damn dude I was at the local Target the other day with some friends and we heard something, still don't know what it was, say, "Brains..." and we grabbed some stuff at hand (plastic lightsabers and some kinda pipe-thing from a nearby aisle) and looked for the source of the noise. We were ready to crack some undead heads. Constant vigilence. The zombie threat can happen anywhere, at any time.
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Thank god you live in California. I participate in these things.

Did you enjoy Dead Rising? :D
 
Congratulations you're both ****ing crazy. Zombie Walk WTF?!
Thank goodness there's a whole ocean separating me from you people:rolling:
 
Jintor said:
Thank god you live in California. I participate in these things.

Did you enjoy Dead Rising? :D
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I'm going to choose to forget you said that, because I really like you Jintor. You're my friend, but I can't be a friend to a zombie. Can't you see? We're from two different worlds. :(

And yes I love Dead Rising. My first time playing it was just last week, got to play it again today too. Awesome stuff.



Zool or not.
 
Darkside55 said:
I'm going to choose to forget you said that, because I really like you Jintor. You're my friend, but I can't be a friend to a zombie. Can't you see? We're from two different worlds. :(
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w00t, Darkside's a friend!

A friend in need deserves BRRAAAAAAINSNNS.

No wait, even better! NUUUMMMBEEERRS.

*does mystical numbers summoning dance*.

In any case. WHERE THE HELL IS MECHA! Why'd you shoot him, Darkside! He wasn't even muttering about pork, let alone human flesh!
 
Jintor said:
w00t, Darkside's a friend!

A friend in need deserves BRRAAAAAAINSNNS.

No wait, even better! NUUUMMMBEEERRS.

*does mystical numbers summoning dance*.

In any case. WHERE THE HELL IS MECHA! Why'd you shoot him, Darkside! He wasn't even muttering about pork, let alone human flesh!
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*moves slowly away*


*runs for it*

I NEED MY BRAINS! YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM FOR DINNER!
 
AHHHHHHHH!


*bump*


Really, we'd like an answer, please. :)
 
You're not going to get one, but I'm wholly in support of keeping this thread alive.



Alien shark from the Sea of Azov or not.
 
For great justice!



Really, we should make this the longest thread in off-topic or something.
 
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