What a Jackass

[ACLeroK212]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/06/finger.fight.ap/index.html

I'm sure you guys have heard this story about the guy finding a severed finger in his frozen custard 30 min after an employee had it cut off in a mixer accident. Apparently the finger could have easily been reattached (up to 6 hours after it was cut off) but the customer refused to return it to the employee because he wanted to keep it as evidence. What a ****ing jerk. It was an accident, get over it.

 

[Ren.182]

That's just sad. Now the poor man has to spend the rest of his life with part of his finger missing because someone was money hungry...

 

[$kelet0r]

what an asshole
he could have sued anyway with witnesses

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Love of money indeed...

 

[ACLeroK212]

The worst part is he's not even sure if they're going to sue yet, so the guy could have just lost his finger for no other reason than the customer was complete moron.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

Really thats an asshole thing to do, if I was the guy that lost the finger, I would find that guy and ring his neck.

 

[ACLeroK212]

Really thats an asshole thing to do, if I was the guy that lost the finger, I would find that guy and ring his neck.

I'd cut his finger off ...

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

I'd cut his finger off ...

Screw just one finger, I'd take 2 for good measures.

 

[Solaris]

I swear that sort of thing pisses me off, that money hunry smacktard shud loose one of his fingers, and give that to the poor guy.

 

[ACLeroK212]

I know. It pisses me off too. Are people that insensitive these days? Man, shit happens, and I'm sure the guy who found the finger will never have to suffer for shit. It's not like anything bad happened to him, yet the other guy has to live without his finger now.

edit: And if he tries to pull out that, "I'm scared for life and can never again eat ice cream." bullshit, someone seriously needs to cut all his fingers off.

 

[CREMATOR666]

I bet the guy must have a finger-fetish

 

[Burn]

From Cnn
The customor in question would not give up the finger to the shop owner, stating "Its mine, you cant have it, we wants it, its our precious"

This explains alot.

 

[$kelet0r]

why didnt the guy who lost the finger or his manager call the police
after all that guy was in the physical possession of valuable property that didnt belong to him

 

[PvtRyan]

He wouldn't give it back? WTF, I'd make him give it back, with a blunt object, hitting him until he starts liking it.

 

[mortiz]

Yeah, why didn't they just call the cops?

 

[CREMATOR666]

Yeah, why didn't they just call the cops?

Because the cops are afraid of being sued

 

[ACLeroK212]

This explains alot.

ROFL

"Damnit Smeagle. Quit ****ing around and give us the finger back."

 

[$kelet0r]

Because the cops are afraid of being sued

if that were true then there would be no police

 

[CREMATOR666]

if that were true then there would be no police

To be more real, if that were true then there would still be cops but they will stand by and eat donuts as thugs run around. :|

 

[The Mullinator]

At least his name is out there: Clarence Stowers

Im pretty sure his life will be over soon, there is no way he will be able to go on living the way he did before when the entire world knows how much of a jackass he is.

 

[Gray Fox]

That customar is the biggest jackass in history, man the worker should sue him forl ike 50 000 dollars. The mother****ing son of a bitch.

 

[SupremePain]

Woah... what a ****ing prick. And not in the cool-maddox way, just a really retarded way. I would seriously **** this guy up if I was the fingerless dude.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Woah... what a ****ing prick. And not in the cool-maddox way, just a really retarded way. I would seriously **** this guy up if I was the fingerless dude.

Yeah you'd be all like..."Yo man I'm gonna take your eye for this!"
and then you'd go for his eye, but you wouldn't be able to poke it because you've got no finger, and you'd be like "Nooooo, I've gotta kill myself!"
But then you wouldn't be able to pull the trigger on a gun and you'd live in everlasting torture unable to end it.

 

[ACLeroK212]

LOL, the horrors of a nine fingered society. Thank God for our ten digit ancestors.

 

[SupremePain]

Yeah you'd be all like..."Yo man I'm gonna take your eye for this!"
and then you'd go for his eye, but you wouldn't be able to poke it because you've got no finger, and you'd be like "Nooooo, I've gotta kill myself!"
But then you wouldn't be able to pull the trigger on a gun and you'd live in everlasting torture unable to end it.

;( Lies. I'd still have my penis, you see.

But yeah, sucks to be the guy who lost the finger. :O

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Ah but with no finger...what can you really do with your penis?

 

[ACLeroK212]

Ah but with no finger...what can you really do with your penis?

get a girlfriend? :naughty:

edit: wait, who the hell's gonna wanna date someone with only nine fingers? Nevermind.

 

[Harryz]

I guess he had the upper hand.









I tried, I really did.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I guess he had the upper hand.
I tried, I really did.

The staff memember gave him a hand with his food, and this is how the customer repaid him!



Sorry I just thought your post was an excuse for poor jokes ;P

 

[bvasgm]

That joke was so funny..it made me lose an electron.

'Are you shure?'

I'm positive!!




Yeah...I know it's not funny..

 

[ACLeroK212]

That joke was so funny..it made me lose an electron.

'Are you shure?'

I'm positive!!

Yeah...I know it's not funny..

LOL, it was funny but keep it related to the topic on hand ( :cheese: ) or I'm gonna have to point you towards the door.

What door?

That one, over there.

Over where?

Damnit, give me back my finger!


good god this is lame

 

[SLH]

If i was that guy i'd find the customer, and cut off an extremety, but not a finger.

 

[bvasgm]

So there's a mamma tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato walking down the street. The baby tomato starts falling behind. The dad tomato walks over, squashes him and says "ketchup".

 

[ACLeroK212]

What'd the fish say when he hit his head?

Damn.


Ahhh damnit now you got me doing it. Finger jokes I say! FINGER JOKES!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

He took the inuendo, thats a piece of pudding I'd like to finger...too far.

 

[Foxtrot]

Why does this person think he deserves money? Emotional damage? What a ****ing pussy.

 

[SLH]

That guy should've done something about it, really pulled his finger out and given him the finger.

 

[ACLeroK212]

That guy should've done something about it, really pulled his finger out and given him the finger.

he was in the hospital at the time when the guy came back in with the finger.

The only thing I can't figure out is if your the manager and one of your employees just cut his finger off in a mixer, at what point do you say to yourself, "yeah that batch is still fine, serve it up."

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

What I'm wondering about...

Is why if his finger got cut off, and put in the pudding. Why oh why did they keep serving it?

 

[SimonomiS]

he was in the hospital at the time when the guy came back in with the finger.

Thats just cruel.
"I heard you lost a finger? Well I found it!! Its mine!! Mwahahaha."
Maybe it was so damn tasty and hard to make that they couldn't afford to waste a single batch because of some silly little mistake like a finger being chopped off...