ComradeBadger
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Well I went out to celebrate my results 
drank from 11AM to 2AM :E
I did the following 'hilarious' things:
Ripped my girly mate's lacy undies
Had a dance off in the club to settle argument that resulted in ripping :E
Won a couple-y dance off vs my mate + aformentioned girly mate
Got on some girl who's quite fit and has told me I'm fit for ages (who I also won the danceoff with) annnnnnyway
However, as the night wound down, I realised I had no money whatsoever so I decided to walk home (it's a good 10 miles or so) from Canterbury. Me and my mate, we sorted our mates who had money with taxis n shit, and then decided to get home somehow - now there were 4 girls left. 2 of which I get on with well (1 of whom was my prom date) 1 who my mate is presently having a thing with, and another who I slept with, and is now dating my friend.
Right while the 2 are sorting out their taxi and my mate is getting on with his semi-bird, I'm left with this girl who is now dating my friend, but who's v I took :| she starts talking to me saying how sorry she was for the thing that ended our 'thing' (little did she know that I was looking for a way to drop her at that point, so it was a gift) and how we had a good thing going on. I just told her to shut the hell up, and look at what it led her too, dating my nice friend. She continues apologising and claiming I hate her for no reason for about 5 minutes. After a while she goes "Me and [my friend] won't last another week" I tell her to shut the **** up, but she carries on. I tell her I don't want to know, and she's had too much to drink.
She then goes and tells me that she had better sex with me than with [my friend] and she wants that kinda stuff again. I tell her not to tell me these things, and to shut up and get in the taxi. By this time my mate has returned from getting on his girl and as the two girls are friends they are getting a taxi together. We all hug goodbye, and the girl I was talking to goes to kiss me, I push her away and tell her to get the **** in the taxi. She starts crying and her mate pulls her away from me.
What a load of bollocks. **** about luv, sort that shit out.
:|
drank from 11AM to 2AM :E I did the following 'hilarious' things:
Ripped my girly mate's lacy undies
Had a dance off in the club to settle argument that resulted in ripping :E
Won a couple-y dance off vs my mate + aformentioned girly mate
Got on some girl who's quite fit and has told me I'm fit for ages (who I also won the danceoff with) annnnnnyway
However, as the night wound down, I realised I had no money whatsoever
so I decided to walk home (it's a good 10 miles or so) from Canterbury. Me and my mate, we sorted our mates who had money with taxis n shit, and then decided to get home somehow - now there were 4 girls left. 2 of which I get on with well (1 of whom was my prom date) 1 who my mate is presently having a thing with, and another who I slept with, and is now dating my friend. Right while the 2 are sorting out their taxi and my mate is getting on with his semi-bird, I'm left with this girl who is now dating my friend, but who's v I took :| she starts talking to me saying how sorry she was for the thing that ended our 'thing' (little did she know that I was looking for a way to drop her at that point, so it was a gift) and how we had a good thing going on. I just told her to shut the hell up, and look at what it led her too, dating my nice friend. She continues apologising and claiming I hate her for no reason for about 5 minutes. After a while she goes "Me and [my friend] won't last another week" I tell her to shut the **** up, but she carries on. I tell her I don't want to know, and she's had too much to drink.
She then goes and tells me that she had better sex with me than with [my friend] and she wants that kinda stuff again. I tell her not to tell me these things, and to shut up and get in the taxi. By this time my mate has returned from getting on his girl and as the two girls are friends they are getting a taxi together. We all hug goodbye, and the girl I was talking to goes to kiss me, I push her away and tell her to get the **** in the taxi. She starts crying and her mate pulls her away from me.
What a load of bollocks. **** about luv, sort that shit out.
:|
