What a strange night out

i got pissed last night, though nothing exciting like that happened :( then is spent the rest of the night on the forums :P
 
Lil bit of news: my mate (who's never been involved with her) is gonna break it to the friend she's dating, and tell him what she'd been trying.
 
see, booze always results in relationship difficulties, i need booze!
 
teta teta bonita fee fie fo feeta TEEEETA!!1
 
ComradeBadger said:
Well I went out to celebrate my results :) drank from 11AM to 2AM :E

I did the following 'hilarious' things:

Ripped my girly mate's lacy undies :o

Had a dance off in the club to settle argument that resulted in ripping :E

Won a couple-y dance off vs my mate + aformentioned girly mate :)

Got on some girl who's quite fit and has told me I'm fit for ages (who I also won the danceoff with) annnnnnyway :D



However, as the night wound down, I realised I had no money whatsoever :P so I decided to walk home (it's a good 10 miles or so) from Canterbury. Me and my mate, we sorted our mates who had money with taxis n shit, and then decided to get home somehow - now there were 4 girls left. 2 of which I get on with well (1 of whom was my prom date) 1 who my mate is presently having a thing with, and another who I slept with, and is now dating my friend.

Right while the 2 are sorting out their taxi and my mate is getting on with his semi-bird, I'm left with this girl who is now dating my friend, but who's v I took :| she starts talking to me saying how sorry she was for the thing that ended our 'thing' (little did she know that I was looking for a way to drop her at that point, so it was a gift) and how we had a good thing going on. I just told her to shut the hell up, and look at what it led her too, dating my nice friend. She continues apologising and claiming I hate her for no reason for about 5 minutes. After a while she goes "Me and [my friend] won't last another week" I tell her to shut the **** up, but she carries on. I tell her I don't want to know, and she's had too much to drink.

She then goes and tells me that she had better sex with me than with [my friend] and she wants that kinda stuff again. I tell her not to tell me these things, and to shut up and get in the taxi. By this time my mate has returned from getting on his girl and as the two girls are friends they are getting a taxi together. We all hug goodbye, and the girl I was talking to goes to kiss me, I push her away and tell her to get the **** in the taxi. She starts crying and her mate pulls her away from me.

What a load of bollocks. **** about luv, sort that shit out.

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He is trying to say something I just know it!!!! If only I could understand this strange lingo.... ;(


(I keed, i keed)
 
badgie's like a younger version of me ...only hornier, british, and <ugh> moral


btw you're the horniest christian I've ever met .....or was that farrowlesparrow?




you should tell your friend ...remember, friends before chicks
 
I'm not Christian :p

Yeah I think he knows what happened now.. (I prefer the term broes before hoes) :P
 
catholic sorry ...I like the "broes before hoes" ...but I'm ol skool ...we dont talk that way ...hommie :E
 
I'm not religious in any way :P

I'm not even baptised.. my parents didn't believe in it. However, I do enjoy defending religion

Haha :D We tend to use 'holmes' instead round my way :)
 
oh ok that makes sense ..although as a non-practice-er you defend it pretty well :)




/me makes mental note to brush up on "street-lingo", pump my cred ..ok I'll stop now
 
OCybrManO said:
I read that whole thing in my mind with a stereotypical British accent... but, yes, it is a load of bollocks.
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haha, i did the same thing. comrade, you did the right thing. anything else would have ended badly. sometimes you just have to push a broad into a taxi.
 
ComradeBadger said:
Well I went out to celebrate my results :) drank from 11AM to 2AM :E

I did the following 'hilarious' things:

Ripped my girly mate's lacy undies :o

Had a dance off in the club to settle argument that resulted in ripping :E

Won a couple-y dance off vs my mate + aformentioned girly mate :)

Got on some girl who's quite fit and has told me I'm fit for ages (who I also won the danceoff with) annnnnnyway :D



However, as the night wound down, I realised I had no money whatsoever :P so I decided to walk home (it's a good 10 miles or so) from Canterbury. Me and my mate, we sorted our mates who had money with taxis n shit, and then decided to get home somehow - now there were 4 girls left. 2 of which I get on with well (1 of whom was my prom date) 1 who my mate is presently having a thing with, and another who I slept with, and is now dating my friend.

Right while the 2 are sorting out their taxi and my mate is getting on with his semi-bird, I'm left with this girl who is now dating my friend, but who's v I took :| she starts talking to me saying how sorry she was for the thing that ended our 'thing' (little did she know that I was looking for a way to drop her at that point, so it was a gift) and how we had a good thing going on. I just told her to shut the hell up, and look at what it led her too, dating my nice friend. She continues apologising and claiming I hate her for no reason for about 5 minutes. After a while she goes "Me and [my friend] won't last another week" I tell her to shut the **** up, but she carries on. I tell her I don't want to know, and she's had too much to drink.

She then goes and tells me that she had better sex with me than with [my friend] and she wants that kinda stuff again. I tell her not to tell me these things, and to shut up and get in the taxi. By this time my mate has returned from getting on his girl and as the two girls are friends they are getting a taxi together. We all hug goodbye, and the girl I was talking to goes to kiss me, I push her away and tell her to get the **** in the taxi. She starts crying and her mate pulls her away from me.

What a load of bollocks. **** about luv, sort that shit out.

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you sound pissed mate
 
I got lost at the over use of mate. Perhaps it's because I am American and the english you speak sounds like a foreign language. Mostly because it is.
 
Mate is the kinda thing you say to a guy behind a glory hole.
 
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