What if Jesus was to come back?

[madog]

Uh no, my post count got reset cuz i made a "this is my 1k post" thread.

 

[PvtRyan]

Uh no, my post count got reset cuz i made a "this is my 1k post" thread.

 

[madog]

ya im so frustrated. Now you will see me doing 100 posts a day.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Hey, no one gives a flying **** about your goddamn posts. Shut it already.

 

[-Psy-]

^ Yuh! I keep speaking about the frankly amazing black ghetto Jesus!

 

[Slacker]

ya im so frustrated. Now you will see me doing 100 posts a day.

Dude, I got mine restet to! You know what I did? I realized that just because my post-count doens't look "supa-cool," it's doubtful that anyone will think any less of me. It's happened to plenty of other people too, including someone on the staff. Don't lose sleep over it.

 

[PvtRyan]

I do think less of people with a low postcount.

Just thought I'd let you know.

 

[madog]

Hey, no one gives a flying **** about your goddamn posts. Shut it already.

you obviously care about posting mr 5000

 

[CptStern]

more jesus less whining


it's just a number ...I dont respect you any more/less now that your post count is next to nothing ...who are you btw?

 

[DeusExMachina]

Danimal could reset my post count and I couldn't care less.

 

[The Brick]

you obviously care about posting mr 5000

Indeed, posting, not postcount.

 

[brink's]

more jesus less whining


it's just a number ...I dont respect you any more/less now that your post count is next to nothing ...who are you btw?

That's because you're God when it comes to post counts....

 

[-Psy-]

There is no God.

http://www.jesusdressup.com/

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

This had to be posted.

Anyways, I'd throw a party if Jesus came back, and he'd be invited.

 

[CptStern]

there's some parties Jesus doesnt want to be invited to

 

[PvtRyan]

I'm hoping he isn't coming back. If he is, I'm so burning in hell for making him wear a pink tutu in that Jesus dress-up game.

 

[Gorgon]

I think the first think he is going to do is to terminate all evil people such as those who support Bush and all evil govermants around the world,

 

[Krynn72]

I will kick him in the balls.

And then when I meet the devil... I can be like

"I kicked jesus in the balls, what did you do today?"

 

[gick]

If he comes back then I wager Pat Robertson et al will get a nasty suprise...

 

[CptStern]

and the lord said let there be comeuppance!!!

 

[Asus]

His followers will have been raptured by the time he comes again. They say his 2nd coming will be quite the opposite of his 1st. :flame: And defeat the anti-christ.:sniper: Then he will reign for 1000 years. :afro:

 

[Gunner]

By the way, Jesus will be back in 2012. All the nut jobs and some scientists say 2012 will be the end of the world, so that's when Jesus will spawn.

 

[Slacker]

By the way, Jesus will be back in 2012. All the nut jobs and some scientists say 2012 will be the end of the world, so that's when Jesus will spawn.

I thought it was the Mayans that had that prediction...

 

[Canadian Gunner]

I think Jesus learned his lesson last time. Evidently being nice doesn't work, so I figure he'd come back with an assault rifle in each hand and go matrix on all the unbelievers. Then the godless governements would call in teh army which would result in a battle of such epic proportions, I can't descibe it on this simple message board. Like if he is the son of god, he should be able to do some gnarly stuff yeah? Like picking up soldiers and throwing them, or maybe stopping bullets. Like, he is Jesus after all. :sniper: D:

 

[Thunderclap]

In all honesty Canadian Gunner, what you say is what will happen according to Revelations.

 

[CptStern]

In all honesty Canadian Gunner, what you say is what will happen according to Revelations.

hmmm I dont see an "if" in that statement ..you dont believe in that nonsense do you? :O

 

[The Brick]

I'm hoping he isn't coming back. If he is, I'm so burning in hell for making him wear a pink tutu in that Jesus dress-up game.

Me too

 

[Canadian Gunner]

IF Jesus came back, I think he would have learned his lesson last time. Evidently being nice doesn't work, so I figure he'd come back with an assault rifle in each hand and go matrix on all the unbelievers. Then the godless governements would call in teh army which would result in a battle of such epic proportions, I can't descibe it on this simple message board. Like if he is the son of god, he should be able to do some gnarly stuff yeah? Like picking up soldiers and throwing them, or maybe stopping bullets. Like, he is Jesus after all. :sniper: D:

Better? And no, I don't believe in such questionable concepts.

 

[CptStern]

lol, I meant Thunderclap not you Gunner

 

[tehsolace]

If he came back, he better be prepared to raise from the grave a few more times than the last... cause I bet plenty of people would try and kill him.

Aside from that, there would be plenty of skepticism and people wanting proof that he is who he says he is. Even then, they would be hard to convince.

 

[Cole]

If he came back i'd teach him poker and sheephead get some beer and we'd have some great late nights with a few friends. That guy must be packed with stories.

 

[Baserape>]

I believe Satan and his cronies are visiting our planet disguised as UFO's. If you watch the footage bellow you will see these demons massing in our atmosphere waiting for the right time to strike.

Satan and friends in space: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cmA-jVJoKs&mode=related&search=

Satan catching some G: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui0_jnpl8Gg

May God have mercy on our souls.

 

[kirovman]

 

[Canadian Gunner]

lol, I meant Thunderclap not you Gunner

lol

Did anyone ever see the "passion of the christ 2" trailer on Xplay? Um, if you go on their site (I know for sure it's on the Canadian Tech TV site), and search for it, you can stream it. It won't let me link it directly. I suppose try youtube aswell. Its pretty good. I'd definetely pay to see that.

 

[Thunderclap]

My bad I forgot the "if". No, I don't believe in Revelations, thought it makes a damn good yarn. The Christian Apocalypse and the Viking Ragnarok are the best predictions of the end of the world.


Looking back at that last sentence though, what does the Flying Spaghetti Monster say of the end of the world?

 

[Dog--]

I just realized something.. Jesus has all the powers of a Jedi... OMG HE CAME FROM THE STAR WARS GALAXY, JESUS IS SUPER JEDI!!!!

 

[Tr0n]

His followers will have been raptured by the time he comes again. They say his 2nd coming will be quite the opposite of his 1st. :flame: And defeat the anti-christ.:sniper: Then he will reign for 1000 years. :afro:

And what happens after that 1000 years?

 

[Asus]

And what happens after that 1000 years?

Supernova?

Nah, they say Satan is then released upon the earth and which causes rebellion. Then judgement etc. :thumbs:

 

[Bad^Hat]

A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a ****ing cross? Maybe thats why he hasn't come back yet. 'I'm not going back dad, they totally missed the point, maybe when they start wearing fishes or something i will, but forget it now'. It would be like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.

Just thinkin' of John, Jackie. Just thinkin' of John. We love him.

Also, this!

 

[Absinthe]

Well, I'd be screwed. That's for sure.

I'd probably spend my last mortal minutes writing petty, scathing character smears of the guy on the internet. After that it's all eternal torture and damnation, y'know.