What if Jesus was to come back?

[theotherguy]

He won't. It's a myth.

But, if it were true I and everythign I stand for would be seriously screwed.

I would probably be incredibly angry, because if he did then every bigoted, wrong, contradictary and false thing about the bible, god and christianity would be true.

that would be incedibly depressing.


If I had to pick a religion that was best if it were true it would be buddhism, because then there's no "judgement" and you get an infinite number of chances to reach nirvana.

 

[Raeven0]

What if Jesus was to come back?

Then I would be, as posted before, screwed. In fact, if modern evangelicals are to be believed, I'd be especially screwed.

Naturally, I'm not expecting Christ's return any time soon.

 

[CyberPitz]

Too funny.

 

[Uriel]

I think it would be a lot happier than most of you think. Okay, God is our Father, correct? Jesus died for our sins, correct? Obviously they love you. Look at your own parents, I'm pretty sure most of them love you more than anything. Maybe once you have children you'll finally understand how much they love and care about you. Well God is our Heavenly Father, and you're his child. Jesus is your brother, he not only died for the righteous, he died for everyone.
Another thing, do you really think your Heavenly Father is going to damn you to an eternity of tournment? Your own Father is going to do this?

I think the basic view of Christianity is far from correct. I am a Christian (Mormon to be exact) but my beliefs are much different from ordinary Christianity.

Too much focus on Judgement, and not enough on Love.

 

[Tr0n]

Supernova?

Nah, they say Satan is then released upon the earth and which causes rebellion. Then judgement etc. :thumbs:

But...what's the point? The judgement is during/after the whole antichrist thing, no?

I thought no one knew what happens after the 1000th year.

 

[Fliko]

I think it would be a lot happier than most of you think. Okay, God is our Father, correct? Jesus died for our sins, correct? Obviously they love you. Look at your own parents, I'm pretty sure most of them love you more than anything. Maybe once you have children you'll finally understand how much they love and care about you. Well God is our Heavenly Father, and you're his child. Jesus is your brother, he not only died for the righteous, he died for everyone.
Another thing, do you really think your Heavenly Father is going to damn you to an eternity of tournment? Your own Father is going to do this?

I think the basic view of Christianity is far from correct. I am a Christian (Mormon to be exact) but my beliefs are much different from ordinary Christianity.

Too much focus on Judgement, and not enough on Love.

QFT

 

[CptStern]

I think it would be a lot happier than most of you think. Okay, God is our Father, correct? Jesus died for our sins, correct?

maybe for you ..to most of us jesus was just some dude named ...Jesus .. not the son of god

 

[Tr0n]

He was a hippy.

 

[Absinthe]

I think it would be a lot happier than most of you think. Okay, God is our Father, correct? Jesus died for our sins, correct? Obviously they love you. Look at your own parents, I'm pretty sure most of them love you more than anything. Maybe once you have children you'll finally understand how much they love and care about you. Well God is our Heavenly Father, and you're his child. Jesus is your brother, he not only died for the righteous, he died for everyone.
Another thing, do you really think your Heavenly Father is going to damn you to an eternity of tournment? Your own Father is going to do this?

I think the basic view of Christianity is far from correct. I am a Christian (Mormon to be exact) but my beliefs are much different from ordinary Christianity.

Too much focus on Judgement, and not enough on Love.

See, that would be all fine and dandy if God's love didn't include his wrathful judgment. God may be my father, but he's the worst parent in the universe. No good parent condemns their child to an eternity of punishment over "infractions" like homosexuality or rational doubt.

I'm pretty sure my father wouldn't damn me. But God? Sure. You betcha. I have no doubt about it if much of Christianity is to be believed. I'm sure he'd smile in glee as he watches me wriggle in agony while in Hell. Why? Because he's an egotistical, tyrannical ****bag.

Child abuse isn't exactly a new concept.

 

[CyberPitz]

Pfft didnt anybody watch Jesus Christ Supercop?

http://thebighonkin.com/

 

[NeptuneUK]

 

[The Monkey]

An arab hippie with beard?

He would've been caught by the feds straight away.

 

[SimonomiS]

Pfft didnt anybody watch Jesus Christ Supercop?

http://thebighonkin.com/

I was saddened when they stopped.

 

[FoB_Ed]

I'm a Christian.

 

[rambler]

how nice for you.

 

[CptStern]

I'm a Christian.

other people are not

 

[kirovman]

I'm a Christian.

Loverly Jubberly.

 

[Azner]

SO am i...

 

[Double_Blade]

IMO, if Jesus were to come back. Christians will rise up from the skies and will meet Jesus up in the air.

We are now living in the Church Age though, according to the Bible. And after the Church Age there will be a rapture and then the Tribulation and so on. But hey, read the Revelations to find out more.

We don't know when Jesus will come, but we must be prepared. Laugh at me if you want, since I won't be forcing on you either. But who knows what the future holds? Nobody knows.

 

[Danimal]

Jesus would be both saddened and angry.

Especially at everyone wearing crosses around their necks. Way to unlock repressed memories, guys!

 

[Absinthe]

"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. Do you think when Jesus comes back, he's really going to want to see a ****ing cross? Maybe that's why he hasn't shown up yet. It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a sniper rifle pendant."

 

[Korgoth]

I'm a Christian.

Yet your presence on a violent video game forum tells me you are not a good one.

 

[Mechagodzilla]

I am the second coming of christ.

I'm here to say that all that apocalypse stuff won't be happening.

"Revelations" was entirely a metaphor for the fall of communism anyways, so you didn't miss much.

The thirteen or so real communists in the world have been raptured already.

As for the rest of you, quit all the churchy bullshit already.