What is the most bizarre porno you've ever seen? NSFW, obviously.

remember my "porno ideas" thread? That had potetial but totally died :(
 
I lost faith in humanity when I watch some of those vids
 
There was this vintage porno I once watched. The scene was your standard guy and girl on the couch, later joined by another woman. The action moved from the living room to the kitchen, and they were all f*cking on the counter when the sliding glass door opens up and a giant penis in a top hat walks in and spreads his arms in a gesture of, "Me too?" Then one of the girls exclaims, "You're too BIG!" and pushes him back outside.

Uh, there's also this. NSFW so you've been warned.
Seriously, you've been warned.
Yes, that is the Planters Peanut.
Vintage porn is crazy as f*ck.

I also own a copy of the world's first musical porno from 1976. It's based off of Alice in Wonderland. It's worth $200. :D And it's funny as hell to boot. "I can't be late, Queen'll have my head. Queen's a bitch!"
 
Darkside55 said:
There was this vintage porno I once watched. The scene was your standard guy and girl on the couch, later joined by another woman. The action moved from the living room to the kitchen, and they were all f*cking on the counter when the sliding glass door opens up and a giant penis in a top hat walks in and spreads his arms in a gesture of, "Me too?" Then one of the girls exclaims, "You're too BIG!" and pushes him back outside.
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Wins for Randomness :p
 
The Opening Of Misty Beethoven was pretty bizarre. It's about a girl who becomes a porn star by being trained by some famous porn guru :p

The really weird thing is the world that's it's set in. Sex is a regular commodity in public, like you can order a blowjob from an air hostess :LOL:
It's worth a watch, plainly for the awesome dialogues and jokes :D
 
Well, I once asked for a link to a HL2 mod, an I was told to go here. While I suspected that it was strange, I clicked regardless. You have been warned.

Seriously now, don't look if your ill
Or want to retain sanity
TBH, I'm dissapointed no-one has posted this already
www.meatspin.com
 
Girl shooting vegetables out of her vagina, then another woman eating them
Man ****ing a woman with his head
Same man ****ing a chicken until it died, then having some woman suck off the blood and semen on his penis
But the best (or worse, depending on how you see it): A man shitting, then injecting the shit in his own spermatic duct, then mastrubating the shit out.
I've also seen a man cut his penis in two.
 
ive seen everyhing, and i mean everything. It is a duty as a member of the long tubes of the internets to see EVERYTHING even tho i dont like it.

Scat porn
Vomit Porn
Horse Porn
Dog porn
Other animal porn (fish, snakes)
Rape porn
extreme fisting porn (entire arm up a dudes ass)
torture porn (like real torture, not fake shit)
extreme deep throating (they vomit their lunch on the cock)
girls soaked in cum porn (probably fake, but they were literaly bathing in it)
Incest porn
Weird amature porn
Granny porn
Once i accidently stumbled upon child porn


I wish i never get to see some of this stuff again, its truly sickening.
 
Ravioli said:
ive seen everyhing, and i mean everything. It is a duty as a member of the long tubes of the internets to see EVERYTHING even tho i dont like it.

Scat porn
Vomit Porn
Horse Porn
Dog porn
Other animal porn (fish, snakes)
Rape porn
extreme fisting porn (entire arm up a dudes ass)
torture porn (like real torture, not fake shit)
extreme deep throating (they vomit their lunch on the cock)
girls soaked in cum porn (probably fake, but they were literaly bathing in it)
Incest porn
Weird amature porn
Granny porn
Once i accidently stumbled upon child porn
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Accidentally... SURE (someone was going to say it)
 
Hmm, surprisingly I've never seen Mr. Hands. After a quick Google search I'd have to say it's painful to watch.
 
Go watch Breakin Benjamin's Balls and come back to me.

You ****ing shitnecks.
 
I haven't seen Mr Hands either.

I think I will watch it now. Brb!

[EDIT] OH GOD OH GOD. And did they put a condom on that horse?
 
Phobie said:
I haven't seen Mr Hands either.

I think I will watch it now. Brb!

[EDIT] OH GOD OH GOD. And did they put a condom on that horse?
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This was the single most horrifying thing I've seen all day.
 
I once saw this weird porn movie set in a fantasy universe with an evil empire and a rebel movement. There was this guy in a black suit and a sort-of gasmask on his head, probably some sort of fetish. Then there were these two robots, a yellow and a blue one. Pretty sure one of them was gay.

But to be honest, I didn't find it hot at all. I don't think there was any sex in it even. Only some minor incest. I heard a lot of good things about it, but boy, did it turn out to be overrated!
 
Full grown men in nappies (diapers) acting like babies sucking on bottles and making baby noises ...

WTF.
 
Read an article about that the other day, in some magazine. It is ****ING weird.
 
I remember Dalamari and his turtle porn. I think that was Dalamari?
 
I've seen hot girls crap their pants. It was funny as hell, and kinda hot too.

And uhh.. some guy who makes videos of him fapping to himself committing suicide (not real).
 
Spiked dildo torture. Also saw one where female vampires would go around screwing everybody, but then bite their dicks. I don't know why the hell you'd include that in a porn video. When you're jerking off, one of the last things you want is the image of teeth sinking into a cock. Also another one that involved a guy getting a vibrator shoved down his urethra.

Oh, wait. I remember one that's definitely the most messed up. A couple go out into the woods and then shoot a bear. Then they **** on top of the dead animal carcass, he blows his load onto its fur, and then they let dogs ravage the body. I really wanted to kill the people who made it. Made me so angry.
 
Oh ****, I also remember seeing a scene with two asian girls, and one woman get eels funneled into her butthole only to literally shoot them out into her partner's face as she laughed.

For some reason I always see this shit the morning after drinking on some friend's laptop. It has to stop.
 
I haven't watched much porno in my life. It doesn't turn me on. The weirdest I've seen was a short video where a dude put beads into a woman's butthole.
 
Absinthe said:
Also another one that involved a guy getting a vibrator shoved down his urethra.
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Sandbox, the video the internet will take to its grave. Urethra Man is a true hero.

Also I remember that bear video. Hilarious. It was like, "We shot this thing; quick, get naked!"
 
Absinthe said:
Spiked dildo torture. Also saw one where female vampires would go around ****ing everybody, but then bite their dicks. I don't know why the **** you'd include that in a porn video. When you're jerking off, one of the last things you want is the image of teeth sinking into a cock. Also another one that involved a guy getting a vibrator shoved down his urethra.

Oh, wait. I remember one that's definitely the most ****ed up. A couple go out into the woods and then shoot a bear. Then they **** on top of the dead animal carcass, he blows his load onto its fur, and then they let dogs ravage the body. I really wanted to kill the people who made it. Made me so angry.
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How exactly did you come across something like that?
 
Absinthe said:
For some reason I always see this shit the morning after drinking on some friend's laptop. It has to stop.
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I was about to ask what the ****'s the matter with you but that explains... enough.
 
delusional said:
How exactly did you come across something like that?
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It's usually a combination of a hangover and being bored with friends. We just somehow make our way to finding screwed up crap.

Other times it's just bad luck when stumbling across them. For instance, I saw the urethra video because I followed a fake link to the leaked HL2 beta, but turned out to be a trick by myg0t. So I'm left staring at the monitor for half a minute, wondering what is I'm seeing, and suddenly it dawns on me that I am watching a guy's penis getting split.

Guess that's karma.
 
Furry porn is weird. I guess its a kind of cosplay for beastialitists?

(insert music video for 'lasgo - all night long' here)
 
In this day and age of porn fetishes, none of this stuff is still as unusual and perverted as missionary sex. Nothing I've heard of yet trumps that what I said before. All the stuff you guys describe is commonplace nowadays... popular, hip, trendy.
 
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