What is the most bizarre porno you've ever seen? NSFW, obviously.

Why is missionary sex named missionary sex?

What does the name prove of that erm... stlye.
 
Raziaar said:
In this day and age of porn fetishes, none of this stuff is still as unusual and perverted as missionary sex. Nothing I've heard of yet trumps that what I said before. All the stuff you guys describe is commonplace nowadays... popular, hip, trendy.
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It's true.. kind of weird that it's true.
 
Raziaar stop bringing that topic up.


I'm going to have to report it if you say it again. Seriously. There are kids here.
 
Oh, and it's apparently impossible in Space :D

Ask for article :)
 
Raziaar said:
In this day and age of porn fetishes, none of this stuff is still as unusual and perverted as missionary sex. Nothing I've heard of yet trumps that what I said before. All the stuff you guys describe is commonplace nowadays... popular, hip, trendy.
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Someday we'll go back to missionary sex. Along with leather-tight pants, ridiculous hair, and terrible "rock" music.
 
Druckles said:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2000/feb/24/spaceexploration.internationalnews1

For Science!

Thanks to Ryan Sohmer for the link
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Twenty positions were tested by computer simulation to obtain the best 10, he says. "Two guinea pigs then tested them in real zero-gravity conditions. The results were videotaped but are considered so sensitive that even Nasa was only given a censored version."
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Link plz




...wait, are we talking about real guinea pigs?
 
I have once seen a woman put cherry tomatoes into her vagina. She squeezed the cherry tomatoes into a lump and push it out of her body with bear... vagina.
 
lePobz said:
Furry porn is weird. I guess its a kind of cosplay for beastialitists?
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Raziaar said:
missionary sex
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F*cking sick, dude. I can't know you any more.
 
I think most people just don't understand Furry porn. I guess it's still weird. Bestiality's a tad weird too...
 
I understand it and I'm still wtf-ing, big time.
 
"Understand" furry porn? Furry porn is the result of a generation that grew up on sexualized anthropomorphic animals like Minerva Mink and Gadget Hackwrench. Couple that with severe delusions of identity and you end up with most people in the furry subculture.
 
Darkside55 said:
"Understand" furry porn? Furry porn is the result of a generation that grew up on sexualized anthropomorphic animals like Minerva Mink and Gadget Hackwrench. Couple that with severe delusions of identity and you end up with most people in the furry subculture.
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Exactly.
 
Darkside55 said:
"Understand" furry porn? Furry porn is the result of a generation that grew up on sexualized anthropomorphic animals like Minerva Mink and Gadget Hackwrench. Couple that with severe delusions of identity and you end up with most people in the furry subculture.
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You've probably hit it on the right note. But I was referring to the people who do all the anti-furry campaigns.
 
Most of the furry hate stems from the drama members of the furry community surround themselves with. It's not so much that they have identity problems, because were it only that then there are countless other deluded individuals existing out there that are much more ripe (read: overdue) for serious ridicule: otherkin, otakukin, people who believe they have contact with fictional characters on the astral plane.

And it isn't the porn. For all everyone says about furries wanting to f*ck animals, you never see many anti-beastiality campaigns on the internet. Actually most of the time, it's all, "Holy shit she's taking the knot!" And hey, I'm not even going to say I don't like Gadget. Everyone's furry for Gadget--yes you are, don't argue with me.

No, people hate furries because they revel and thrive in drama. They try to rationalize their fetish as something inborn and natural, spiritual, and whenever someone criticizes them they adopt a serious persecution complex. The whole fandom has a persecution complex; "fursecution." Furries wouldn't have been so reviled in the first place if they hadn't tried to organize some movement against anti-furries. Instead of falling into e-obscurity and being merely tolerated to share the interwebs with everyone else, they pushed their perversion into the forefront and claimed that it was part of who they were, and that they were being unjustly discriminated against.

Anti-furry campaigns are thanks in part to the furries themselves. It has nothing to do with the porn.
 
Darkside55 said:
And hey, I'm not even going to say I don't like Gadget. Everyone's furry for Gadget--yes you are, don't argue with me.
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I wouldn't :p. But then I never saw Gadget. But as an adolescent teenager, I would have to point out seeing Lola Bunny in Space Jam screwed up my head a bit.

And you've never made me dislike furries so badly. Most furries I've met seem perfectly ordinary people. All I ever hear about is people complaining about furries and how sick they are.

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Phobie said:
I smell a furry!
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Who, Darkseid?

Edit2: Just googled Darkseid :O
 
Phobie said:
I smell a furry!
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WOMAN DID YOU JUST CALL ME A FURRY?!

Druckles said:
And you've never made me dislike furries so badly. Most furries I've met seem perfectly ordinary people. All I ever hear about is people complaining about furries and how sick they are.
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Pray you never meet the other end of the spectrum. A furious hate will be born in you.
 
A dude who had just peeled all the skin off his dick masturbating to orgasm. I'm not going to tell you what it was called, because I've blocked it from my memory. Trust me, it's utterly horrifying.
 
Heavens no. I'm prejudiced against stupidity and drama. ;)

I don't mind the saner furries or even furry porn. I've drawn for furries before. I've a friend IRL who has a fursona of a duck. We don't speak of it much.
 
Just saw a video of a guy using a dead fish to suck himself off. Apparently, fish give decent blowjobs..
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Even funnier: there were two hot naked women lying behind him and he decides to do it by the fish. Probably because they seemed to be busy fucking an eel.
 
PvtRyan said:
Just saw a video of a guy using a dead fish to suck himself off. Apparently, fish give decent blowjobs..
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Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You may remember me from such scandals as that lawsuit from the Monterey Bay aquarium!
 
PvtRyan said:
Just saw a video of a guy using a dead fish to suck himself off. Apparently, fish give decent blowjobs..
psyduckro7.gif


Even funnier: there were two hot naked women lying behind him and he decides to do it by the fish. Probably because they seemed to be busy fucking an eel.
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:eek:
 
PvtRyan said:
Just saw a video of a guy using a dead fish to suck himself off. Apparently, fish give decent blowjobs..
psyduckro7.gif


Even funnier: there were two hot naked women lying behind him and he decides to do it by the fish. Probably because they seemed to be busy fucking an eel.
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hell no
 
Tickle porn. Torture porn. Shit porn.
I've seen plenty of just plain...disturbing things.
 
A mature whore got ****ed by a giant PIG and she was sucking on a sheep penis.




NO, I don't watch these kind of movies, I came across it at a xxxxxxxx.com porn website.
 
uhhh... 2 girls 1 cup? iono im not much of a connoisseur of pr0n.
 
Tickle porn? Thats the first time I've heard of such a thing. How does that work?
 
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