What is Your Sexual Orientation

[TheDude]

So how to you roll your boat? You know, who do you like to get with. Am I being too coy? Sorry. To put it simply, whose bones would you like to jump? For cereal though, what's your sexual orientation? North, South, East, or West. I personally am straight, but would consider alien sex if the opportunity knocked. (But only with those super sexy lesbian aliens.)

 

[Dog--]

I'm super gay, and I absolutely LOVE big penii in my bum hole.

*glares at zombieturtle*

MMMMMMMmmmmmm.....







I'm straight!

 

[Russian Mafia]

Didn't we already have a poll on this a while back?

 

[TheDude]

Hahahah

Totally off topic, but did you ever see that Simpsons where Bart joins the boyscouts? Homer is in the middle of the ocean with flanders and company and they run out of water. So Homer recites "Water water everywhere so lets all have a drink." He drinks seawater and hilarity ensues. You sig brought the real poem to light.

 

[Que-Ever]

Where's straight? As in, likes boobs.

 

[Lord Vipes]

I smell stupidity!

 

[TheDude]

Where's straight? As in, likes boobs.

unless they're man-boobs.

 

[Que-Ever]

unless they're man-boobs.

Yeah, 'cuz that wouldn't be straight!

I smell stupidity!

Did you shower today?

 

[Pesmerga]

Why don't simple polls exist anymore.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Now that you look at it, there are a surprising amount of options....

Straight for me.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

chairsexual.

I love chairs D:

 

[Vegeta897]

What the hell does this "beastuality" modifier mean?

What the hell does ****ing animals have to do with your sexual orientation?

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

byeseckshuahl.

It REALLY gets you off to say goodbye to people? awwwwwesome.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

What the hell does this "beastuality" modifier mean?

What the hell does ****ing animals have to do with your sexual orientation?

Hey man some people like bitches.

 

[Wanted Bob]

What the hell does this "beastuality" modifier mean?

What the hell does ****ing animals have to do with your sexual orientation?

I doubt its normally thought of, but wouldnt another species be separate enough to allow its own choices?

Or is the thread just titled wrong. Perhaps "preference".

 

[Que-Ever]

It REALLY gets you off to say goodbye to people? awwwwwesome.

"No, you hang up."

 

[Pesmerga]

*splurge*

 

[MJ12]

I am only attracted to Protocol Droids, Office Machines, Kitchen Appliances, and AIM Bots.

I'm actually an android.

 

[Vegeta897]

I doubt its normally thought of, but wouldnt another species be separate enough to allow its own choices?

I'd say no. Even if it was, it still doesn't fit in this poll. Because it's not like people who want to have sex with female dogs don't want to have sex with female humans as well.

 

[Vegeta897]

Any girls in here like vegetables?


Yeah?



.... No? ;(

 

[Lokizen]

I'm Tri-sexual. I try being sexual but it doesn't work.

 

[Que-Ever]

I like vegetables!!!!!!!!! would it be sexy for you if i cut you up and put you in a salad and ate you y/n

Blender-chan?

 

[Vegeta897]

I like vegetables!!!!!!!!! would it be sexy for you if i cut you up and put you in a salad and ate you y/n

That's not really what I meant :\

But yes.

 

[MJ12]

Does anyone else have a fetish for door knobs and batery acid?

 

[Ennui]

i got some toast for yer toaster YAKNOWWHATIMSAYIN heheheheheheh /carl

 

[Vegeta897]

You don't put toast in a toaster!

 

[Lokizen]

Sure you put toast in a toaster, it just goes in as RAW toast...

 

[Ennui]

It's not my fault that your children are delicious with butter on them.

 

[CyberPitz]

Necropedobeastiality, please.

 

[Ennui]

Sure thing. Matter of fact I just slaughtered this baby horse... have at it, chief!

 

[French Ninja]

Commence the bum sex.

 

[Darkside55]

Omnisexual.

chairsexual.

I love chairs D:

Well hello...

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Heterosexual.

 

[Viperidae]

Qonfusexual.

would it be sexy for you if i cut you up and put you in a salad and ate you y/n

It rubs the dressing on its skin.

 

[Sam]

If it fits, I puts it there. Simple as.

(I'm straight, how dull)

 

[sinkoman]

I'd imagine that one would have to actually "have" sex to know their sexual orientation.

In which case I chose hand.

 

[SimonomiS]

I'm just plain sexual.

 

[Saturos]

Necropedobeastiality, please.

You do what to dead baby animals? :O Suddenly, my fetish for dragons on chicks (and myself) isn't so bad after all, right guys?

 

[Skaadi]

Qonfusexual.

I lol'd. I lol'd hard.

I'm straight, but considering some of the guys at my school, it makes me wonder why....

 

[Sam]

You do what to dead baby animals? :O Suddenly, my fetish for dragons on chicks (and myself) isn't so bad after all, right guys?

That depends. How old and/or dead are the dragon and/or girl?