What is Your Sexual Orientation

[Emporius]

I wish there was an obvious image for Phobie.

Well if I'm understanding it right I got the toaster-chan and phobie parts, but the scissors went right past me.

edit: Thank you thedude

 

[Raziaar]

It's called tribadism you uncultured barbarians.

 

[mastag]

Homersexual...

 

[Raziaar]

 

[mastag]

I came.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

I don't understand all the options.

I think I'm other but I didn't vote other. I picked something else.

 

[Raziaar]

I don't understand all the options.

I think I'm other but I didn't vote other. I picked something else.

Heterosexual - You're vanilla.

Homosexual - You get it on with the same gender as yourself.

Homersexual - Only homer can ever please you. Or yourself if you happen to also be homer. See above images.

Bisexual - You swing both ways.

Bestiality Hetrosexual - You want an animal that is opposite in gender from what you are.

Bestiality Homosexual - Only animals that are the same sex as you are worthy of your love.

Bestiality Bisexual - You don't care what gender the animal it is you're ****ing. As long as it's an animal.

hermaphrodite-uality - Means you prefer people who have both a penis and a vagina. This isn't an actual term, nor are most of the others.

My hand - Means you prefer your hand.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Yeah I'm not any of those things. What else ya got?

 

[TheDude]

Yeah I'm not any of those things. What else ya got?

Do you like vegetables?

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

WTF is a vegable?

Is that like Dragonball Z?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I like laundromats.

 

[Qonfused]

Lol'd.

 

[TheDude]

WTF is a vegable?

Is that like Dragonball Z?

Sort of but without the whole "over 9000" thing.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Oh.

One time I had sex with a grocery bag.

 

[TheDude]

Oh.

One time I had sex with a grocery bag.

So it was you cheating with my wife? I knew that slut was up to something!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Lol'd.

Do you conspire against me?

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

So it was you cheating with my wife? I knew that slut was up to something!

I was all like in out in out up up down down left right left right B A start, baby, then I got one ups.

--
hermaphrodite-uality = futanari! I JUST remembered.

 

[TheDude]

I was all like in out in out up up down down left right left right B A start, baby, then I got one ups.

--
hermaphrodite-uality = futanari! I JUST remembered.

You whore.

 

[JNightshade]

I dunno how many times I'm gonna have to say this, but oh well:

I'm straight, except for Bowie.




EDIT: 1800 GET! D:

 

[Darkside55]

Everybody's gay for Bowie. That's an unspoken.

 

[JNightshade]

STOP TRIVIALIZING OUR LOVE

allcapslol

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

While I do admire his sense of style, I'm gonna say no, not a fan of Bowie.
Don't hate D:<
I'm more of a young (84-92) Axl Rose kinda boi.

 

[JNightshade]

In all seriousness though, being straight is boring as hell. I almost wish it was the 50's or something, so premarital sex was "forbidden"... it'd make things so much more interesting.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

I don't think being straight is so much boring as limiting. People should open themselves up to sexplorations. Literally.

 

[TheDude]

I don't think being straight is so much boring as limiting. People should open themselves up to sexplorations. Literally.

If by sexual exploration you mean sucking on some dudes wang, then that's all good for you. but for me, I want my bum bum to remain intact and my O-ring unbroken.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Well, not just that, but you know, what I mean is I don't think it makes much sense to be closed minded. I for one don't actually find men attractive (unless they look like a girl wutwut). I think they are ugly and stink, but I'm still open minded about experimentation.

Then again, I'm a freak.

 

[Druckles]

Strangely enough the Simpsons episode last night was the one where they meet the gay dude in the pawn shop and Homer attempts to turn Bart straight.

 

[Darkside55]

I for one don't actually find men attractive (unless they look like a girl wutwut). I think they are ugly and stink, but I'm still open minded about experimentation.

Then again, I'm a freak.

Hooray for freaks.

 

[TheDude]

Strangely enough the Simpsons episode last night was the one where they meet the gay dude in the pawn shop and Homer attempts to turn Bart straight.

Hey I just watched that one last night too, but I have all the episodes downloaded. "Zap! Zap!"

 

[Phobie]

I always get annoyed that people associate homosexuality and bisexuality with promiscuity and having multiple partners.
I also hate when people believe being bi means "you have a girlfriend and a boyfriend at the same time" and lastly, I hate people who believe bisexuality is something that is not real.

This.

 

[Pinkle]

This thread is hilarious/awesome.

Mostly straight.

 

[Sam]

I do have a necrophilia pact with a friend. I suppose that would put me in "other" really. Already voted though.

 

[TheDude]

I do have a necrophilia pact with a friend. I suppose that would put me in "other" really. Already voted though.

What do you mean? Like whoever dies first will be sexed up by whoever is alive? That's crazy enough to work!

 

[Deleted member 56031]

Everybody's gay for Bowie. That's an unspoken.

Well obviously but apart from that I'm heterosexual

 

[Phobie]

Hey hey, I'm a GIRL and I'm gay for Bowie. So you being a heterosexual changes nothing.

 

[Sam]

What do you mean? Like whoever dies first will be sexed up by whoever is alive? That's crazy enough to work!

Yep. I'd say I'm more likely to go first. Fun for all though.

 

[Phobie]

Toaster you bitch!

It is true.

 

[TheDude]

Yep. I'd say I'm more likely to go first. Fun for all though.

Fun for all except for the undertaker. That's just one more fluid he'll have to remove from your corpse.

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

I did "My Hand" fer lulz.

 

[Stigmata]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

You can't tell from the picture, but he's also horribly unshaven.