What is Your Sexual Orientation

[ríomhaire]

This pisses me off to no end. I mean, I understand why people think this to some degree, since a lot of "bisexual" girls are just the kind to make out with a chick to turn on their boyfriend, but still. That doesn't... apply to everyone?!

There's also the attitude that "Well I'm only attracted to one gender SO CLEARLY EVERYONE ELSE MUST BE EXACTLY THE SAME AS ME," which is A+++++++ too.

Scientific surveys indicate that you, on a biological level, cannot be attracted to both genders.

 

[Minister]

I'm straight.

Bisexuality is just plain greedy.

 

[Phobie]

Scientific surveys indicate that you, on a biological level, cannot be attracted to both genders.

I vote **** off Science. Just this once.

 

[Vegeta897]

You're just a confused teen, Phobie! Calm down!

 

[Phobie]

20 next month, then my urges will be gone. THANK GOD FOR THAT.

I hate you, veggie. <3

 

[Ennui]

I think bisexuality makes sense but isn't necessarily biological. You might still lean towards one (the physical/genetic predisposition) and aside from that just be very open to exploration and psychologically an attraction to an addition gender could manifest.

 

[nurizeko]

Man I am far too neurotic and far too easy to over-think and worry to even care, all I know is I like nicely shaped wimminz and the prospect of having my face nestled between their nice warm soft boobs. :O


So I think I'll throw my lot in with the hetero bunch. :cheers:

 

[Sam]

Man I am far too neurotic and far too easy to over-think and worry to even care, all I know is I like nicely shaped wimminz and the prospect of having my face nestled between their nice warm soft boobs. :O


So I think I'll throw my lot in with the hetero bunch. :cheers:

This is Bob. Bob has bitch tits.

Nestle, Nurizeko. You're safe now.

 

[ríomhaire]

Pwned by fortunecity.

 

[Sam]

Pwned by fortunecity.

Tried a different image.

You're mean.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Shut up bitchtits. I'll slap your mangina.

 

[Social Bacon]

Scientific surveys indicate that toaster acts much older than she is.
You're only 16? Really? I would have guessed you being much older than that.

 

[ericms]

shhhhhh you don't need to tell the whole internets ;_;

There's nothing more you can do..

 

[Raziaar]

You're right. I should just accept it, and embrace my uncanny ability to turn men pedo.

Though 16 isn't quite pedoable anymore. Man, three years ago I was at the top of my lolita game. Those were the days, my friends, those were the days.

You disgust me.

 

[Qonfused]

You make me randy.

Fixed.

 

[Social Bacon]

Why must it all turn to sex? I was intending a compliment and suddenly everyone goes pedo on it...
Or perhaps subconsciously I'm just frustrated because I'm not getting any right now

 

[CyberPitz]

What?! Something a girl says on this forum magically gets turned to sex?! *Not always the guys fault, amazingly...*

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I can shoot bees out of my hands. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ MOTHER ****ER!



Also sex.

 

[Emporius]

Willie I'm pretty sure you just seek out the first breathing thing you can find.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Why would I want something bre-oh right.

 

[Emporius]

Willie I'm pretty sure you just seek out the first fleshy thing you can find.

Howzat?

 

[Steel.Inferno]

Excuse me, some people like dem robots.

And cars. Was that car-sex thread I recall on here or elsewhere...

I don't know, as I'm a virgin. Probabilities say straight, however.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Make it with a tinged taste of metallic substance and we're cool.

 

[Social Bacon]

Too me car sex just sounds plain uncomfy.

 

[Emporius]

Too me car sex just sounds plain uncomfy.

Exhaust pipe :naughty:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Too me car sex just sounds plain uncomfy.

What if it involved fuzzy dice in the mirror, leather seats and shag rug floor boards complete with a drink cooler?








You know, to refrigerate your spicy ejaculates and keep the freshly clubbed beaver fresh.

 

[ericms]

Further describe these lies.

 

[Majestic XII]

I'm sorry to see that there are no homosexuals on this site, but I guess the amount of bisecksuals are making up for it.

I was thinking the other day, wouldnt it be awesome to have sex just for the fun of it without putting any thought into it and with whomever you want. Let's say you and your mate just watched a movie and you could just turn to him and say "hey, sex?" "Why not" and everyone involved would have a great time.

 

[Stigmata]

HL2.net orgy?

Everyone move to Canada so we don't get thrown in jail ;(

 

[Wanted Bob]

I'm sorry to see that there are no homosexuals on this site, but I guess the amount of bisecksuals are making up for it.

I was thinking the other day, wouldnt it be awesome to have sex just for the fun of it without putting any thought into it and with whomever you want. Let's say you and your mate just watched a movie and you could just turn to him and say "hey, sex?" "Why not" and everyone involved would have a great time.

Well, it would kinda lose its "uniqueness" for lack of better word if that was the case.

 

[Raziaar]

Oh, really? /shakes her pigtailed hair, looks over her heart-shaped pink sunglasses, and smiles as her delicious, slightly-more-than-flat chest bulges out ever so slightly from her shirt...

How about now? ;3

(The above statements were complete lies. :< I didn't even look like a lolita when I actually was one. I had B cups when I was 11. :<<<)

Your textual advances do not work on me... for I have eight years of developed immunities and constant practice of my own in the field.

 

[Trevelyan]

i voted in the poll, but after checking again i'm sure its been altered!

 

[Social Bacon]

I'm sorry to see that there are no homosexuals on this site, but I guess the amount of bisecksuals are making up for it.

I was thinking the other day, wouldnt it be awesome to have sex just for the fun of it without putting any thought into it and with whomever you want. Let's say you and your mate just watched a movie and you could just turn to him and say "hey, sex?" "Why not" and everyone involved would have a great time.

Ever seen A Beautiful Mind? The bar scene in particular.

 

[Vegeta897]

since I'm an attention whore: 32C.

Don't do this.

Unless it's a pm to me and me only.

 

[Ennui]

Further describe these lies.

I almost cried laughing at this post. gg

Maj I feel the same about the lack of gay people, I'm a little surprised by that.

 

[Saturos]

I almost cried laughing at this post. gg

Maj I feel the same about the lack of gay people, I'm a little surprised by that.

There's no "metrosexual" option after all. It's either a poor poll or many of you aren't being truthful with yourselves imo.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Hetero.

p.s. i like the "

hermaphrodite-uality

" made me rofl for ages

 

[Phobie]

I wear my hair in pigtails (usually braids) pretty much any day that it looks like shit

This also. You're so sweet toastieface. YOU'RE SIXTEEN. AAA.

 

[TheDude]

This also. You're so sweet toastieface. YOU'RE SIXTEEN. AAA.

You two should scissor.

 

[Phobie]

I'm not sure if I could justify scissoring someone that young. I'm 20 next month so I'd better get on it before I'm not a teenager.

Just kidding.

Toaster you're so young I'm adopting you ok. And then you're grounded.