What is Your Sexual Orientation

[TheDude]

I'm not sure if I could justify scissoring someone that young. I'm 20 next month so I'd better get on it before I'm not a teenager.

Just kidding.

Toaster you're so young I'm adopting you ok. And then you're grounded.

Cerebral lolsy. I feel like an old foggie. I just turned 22 a couple days ago.

 

[Sam]

I'm not sure if I could justify scissoring someone that young. I'm 20 next month so I'd better get on it before I'm not a teenager.

Just kidding.

Toaster you're so young I'm adopting you ok. And then you're scissored.

I see.

 

[ríomhaire]

How are people upset over the lack of gays?

 

[Stigmata]

It just seems... kind of unlikely that there aren't any on this forum. This forum has thousands of members.

It almost feels like we're not complete without a few gay people.

 

[Phobie]

I'll go gay for you Stigmata.

 

[ríomhaire]

Only 141 have voted, not thousands.

 

[Tyguy]

15 pages and no scissoring yet....ill check back a little later

 

[Phobie]

 

[CptStern]

I'm still trying to figure this out


Beastuality Hetrosexual
Beastuality Homosexual
"Beastuality Bisexual


how does that work? do we have any members who are actually animals? cuz if you're ****ing a sheep, it's gender is the least of your worries

 

[SimonomiS]

Maybe there's people who will **** an animal, but not be ****ed by one.

 

[Warbie]

They need to live on the wild side. There's nothing like being the filling in a horse sandwich.

 

[CptStern]

They need to live on the wild side. There's nothing like being the filling in a horse sandwich.

ya but it's completely one sided ..I know size shouldnt matter but how could someone possibly satisfy a horse? ...actually dont answer that

 

[Tyguy]

ADOPTION SOUNDS FINE, but only if there are illegitimate lesbian encounters while I'm grounded.

(At least I'm legal, even though I'm so horribly young. ;_;!)

How about if me and The Dude scissor first, then you two try it.

 

[Warbie]

...actually dont answer that

You're no fun

 

[CptStern]

apparently you are lots of fun ..at least the horses are smiling


NEIIIIGH

 

[ríomhaire]

Is it wrong to want to strangle toaster?

 

[TheDude]

How about if me and The Dude scissor first, then you two try it.

I'm gonna wear a cup if that's alright with you. Slapping nuts can be quite painful without proper protection.

 

[Wanted Bob]

I'm gonna wear a cup if that's alright with you. Slapping nuts can be quite painful without proper protection.

Lmao

Makes me cringe thinking about it.

 

[Vegeta897]

Don't knock it until you try it.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Don't knock nuts?

 

[Vegeta897]

Knock on wood.

:naughty:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'll knock YOUR wood!



/me shakes fist



lol fisting

 

[Phobie]

Is it wrong to want to strangle toaster?

Kind of surprised this went unnoticed.

 

[Druckles]

Kind of surprised this went unnoticed.

I noticed it, but I was not here to respond D:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I was too busy fapping to respond.

 

[Ennui]

This thread is odd as f*ck.

 

[SimonomiS]

This thread is odd as f*ck.

HL2.net is slowly slipping into the Twilight Zone.

 

[Social Bacon]

The Scary Door!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'm gay for Rod Serling.





Hehe, rod.

 

[Godron]

Asexual. Like fungus, you know? I create thousands of microscopic spores, each one with the potential to seed itself in unexpected places and grow into an identical clone of me.

 

[Emporius]

I bud

 

[Ennui]

That's pretty cool. I'm jealous.

 

[Que-Ever]

I bud

Hey, buddy.

 

[TheDude]

Knock on wood.

:naughty:

Sword fight!

 

[Skaadi]

Every teenage girl is bisexual these days.

Uhh, no. Just no.

Scuse the late reply, was just reading over previous posts.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Sure is a lot of straight people around here.

 

[Druckles]

Uhh, no. Just no.

Phobes would totally make you bi.

 

[Skaadi]

Phobes would totally make you bi.

*waggles eyebrows*

But no, have seen, and I'm afraid I do not swing that way my friend :|

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Phobie turned me into a lesbian.

 

[Skaadi]

Phobie turned me into a lesbian.

You are one amazingly butch lesbian