What is Your Sexual Orientation

What's your sexual orientation *giggle*

  • Heterosexual

    Votes: 120 73.6%

  • Homosexual

    Votes: 1 0.6%

  • Homersexual

    Votes: 5 3.1%

  • Bisexual

    Votes: 13 8.0%

  • Beastuality Hetrosexual

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Beastuality Homosexual

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Beastuality Bisexual

    Votes: 3 1.8%

  • hermaphrodite-uality

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • My hand

    Votes: 10 6.1%

  • Other

    Votes: 11 6.7%
  • Total voters
    163
Que-Ever said:
Where's straight? As in, likes boobs.
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Those "FBI: Federal Booby Inspector" t-shirts are stupid. If that really were a governmental department working for them would have the potential (nay, probability) to be a horrendous occupation, considering the level of obesity and the ever-ageing population.
Huge man-boobs and old kneecap-swingers are not what I want to see on a day-to-day basis.

Besides which, wearing one of those t-shirts (or its sibling, "FBI: Female Body Inspector") is like wearing a neon sandwich board which says "I'm a complete twat"
 
el Chi said:
Those "FBI: Federal Booby Inspector" t-shirts are stupid. If that really were a governmental department working for them would have the potential (nay, probability) to be a horrendous occupation, considering the level of obesity and the ever-ageing population.
Huge man-boobs and old kneecap-swingers are not what I want to see on a day-to-day basis.

Besides which, wearing one of those t-shirts (or its sibling, "FBI: Female Body Inspector") is like wearing a neon sandwich board which says "I'm a complete twat"
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I resent that comment. My grandmother wear a FBI shirt. Although she is a bit senile.
 
Skaadi said:
Uhh, no. Just no.
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It's true that a growing number of attention wh - I mean girls enjoy messing around with other girls why guys are watching. Guys, unfortunatly and unsuprisingly, tend to encourage this kind of crap.
 
toaster-chan said:
Oh. Is that why you think I'm an attention whore? :< I hope that's not the only reason. I mean, I know I'm an attention whore but when I elicit lesbian encounters of a sexual manner from Phobie, it's more... for Phobie's attention rather than the men here, because Phobie is a sexy sexy lady.

My attention whoreness comes more from the fact that I'm all "HI GUYS I'M A GIRL AND I PLAY VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!!!" in addition to posting pictures of myself in any thread where it is slightly relevant.
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I think you're an attention whore because you are an attention whore.
 
I was just pointing out that a hell of a lot more attention whores claim to be bisexual that more ordinary or quiet girls do. I didn't mention you at all, dear.
 
riomhaire said:
It's true that a growing number of attention wh - I mean girls enjoy messing around with other girls why guys are watching. Guys, unfortunatly and unsuprisingly, tend to encourage this kind of crap.
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That's what I meant. I think Skaadi got the wrong end of the stick, but I didn't word it very well as usual ;)
 
el Chi said:
Those "FBI: Federal Booby Inspector" t-shirts are stupid. If that really were a governmental department working for them would have the potential (nay, probability) to be a horrendous occupation, considering the level of obesity and the ever-ageing population.
Huge man-boobs and old kneecap-swingers are not what I want to see on a day-to-day basis.

Besides which, wearing one of those t-shirts (or its sibling, "FBI: Female Body Inspector") is like wearing a neon sandwich board which says "I'm a complete twat"
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What if I changed it to "likes NICE boobs"? and then guaranteed that I have never and will never wear a retarded t-shirt? Shirts shouldn't have anything on them besides band logos :/

also, y'all better back off skaadi. I'll cut you.
 
Hey hey hey, Skaadi is more than alright by me <3. CALL OFF YOUR BITCH. By which I mean you. And a <3 for you.
 
Awrigh, ese, you cool, fo now. But remember, meng, I watching choo.

Alweys watching choo.
 
Plenty of hawt dewds here just too straight to admit they have a little ghey in them. Use your feminine (masculine?) guile and charm and they may be seduced!



Mmm guile.... sonic bewm!
ARGH I wanty street figter44 agf'agshad
asg
 
Are you suggesting what I think you might be suggesting? How about you toss a PM my way and we'll get the festivities started. ;)
 
We should totally make a girl HL fanclub.

OH YEAH. the club on DA is pretty much all girls, LOL. :D

Toaster: you're only 16? Holy crap! And Phobie's only 20...am I the oldest female?
 
Pinkle said:
Toaster: you're only 16? Holy crap! And Phobie's only 20...am I the oldest female?
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Yeah that suprised me too, I would have guessed her at about 19 or so.

Phobie said:
That's what I meant. I think Skaadi got the wrong end of the stick, but I didn't word it very well as usual
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Ahh sorry my mistake, I thought you meant it in a general way :)

Que-Ever said:
also, y'all better back off skaadi. I'll cut you.
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Why thank you kind sir, threat much appreciated

*bats eyelashes*
 
*GONK*

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_Z_Ryuken said:
*GONK*

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Give me your badger milk and you will walk away from this ordeal. Don't give me your badger milk and you will face the consequences. I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more badger milk.
 
riomhaire said:
It's true that a growing number of attention wh - I mean girls enjoy messing around with other girls why guys are watching. Guys, unfortunatly and unsuprisingly, tend to encourage this kind of crap.
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Most of that is an act of courtship we call flirting.
 
I think I'd actually have to say I'm bi-curious. I can actually get turned on by girls, but I've never had the chance to experiment. I can picture myself being the dominant one in a relationship with a younger girl, and the opposite with guys (prolly one reason why I'm attracted to Barney, hehe. older guys ftw).

But none of that matters, since I'm married, lol. <3
 
Pinkle said:
I think I'd actually have to say I'm bi-curious. I can actually get turned on by girls, but I've never had the chance to experiment. I can picture myself being the dominant one in a relationship with a younger girl, and the opposite with guys (prolly one reason why I'm attracted to Barney, hehe. older guys ftw).

But none of that matters, since I'm married, lol. <3
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That's just wrong.

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Oh yeah, I can just imagine the feeling of that purple fleece...

lolz
 
Pinkle said:
Oh yeah, I can just imagine the feeling of that purple fleece...

lolz
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I heard he ejaculates with enough force to put a hole through a 3" thick concrete wall. There are few entities in the world that can withstand those forces; namely, the Triceratops.
 
TheDude said:
I heard he ejaculates with enough force to put a hole through a 3" thick concrete wall. There are few entities in the world that can withstand those forces; namely, the Triceratops.
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Holy phuck.

I'm partial to the female species.
 
TheDude said:
I heard he ejaculates with enough force to put a hole through a 3" thick concrete wall. There are few entities in the world that can withstand those forces; namely, the Triceratops.
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Oh god that's frightening D:
 
Nothing roars better than a BMW M3!

This thread is hilarious btw.

I voted straight, but it's mostly hand.
 
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