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Did someone say spider rape?SPIDERS. SPIDERS. SPIDERS. SPIDERS. SPIDERS.
And being raped, I guess.
OR BEING RAPED BY A SPIDER LSKDFJLKSGHFDLSKF
THE most poisonous thing in the world, cant bite you.
Daddy Long Legs (NOT the Brits' version which is a grass mosquito ffs, im talking the PROPER one that is actually a spider), THE most poisonous thing in the world, cant bite you.
SPiders pretty much wont bite you anyway unless you provoke them. They dont run at you, fangs glistening moving in for the kill, they run to get away lol.
My mum screams, standing on a chair if theres a spider the size of a 20p piece on the wall in the corner or something...grrrr then I have to kill the thing and flush it away, pure cruelty. Why? 'Itll come back inside if you throw it in the garden'...
Hell yeah. That would suck royally. :OBeing trapped in an enclosed space(like being buried alive mixed with claustrophobia)
If anybody has ever seen The Descent, I'd be scared shitless if I was in their situation.
May I try someASSBURGERS
Being trapped in an enclosed space(like being buried alive mixed with claustrophobia)
If anybody has ever seen The Descent, I'd be scared shitless if I was in their situation.
You may, but you should be warned that I don't have any. They're more likely to come from 34-year-old man on LiveJournal who suffers from delusions of being much more intelligent than he really is, is thoroughly incapable of consideration for anyone but himself, and prefers to excuse his social ineptitude with a self-diagnosis for a trendy mental condition.
Have fun!
P.S. I do not mean to offend any ~*true asspies*~ here, but if anyone other than a medical professional diagnosed you I'm just going to laugh at you. :>
And then Toaster was a blue screen.<3
Oh also when I was little I was really, really afraid of computers when they were turned off. This lasted at least until I was ten or eleven. For some reason, I thought that if you pressed a key on the keyboard while it was turned off, it'd suddenly wake up and start screaming at you with its computer voice. But like... but "screaming at you," it just made a loud, continuous tone that escalated with every key you pressed. I remember having several nightmares about this, and I would never go into a dark room with a computer in it (if I had to, I would run past it as fast as I could). For some reason, I seem to remember there being Windows blue screens in my nightmares...? Bbbbut my family was always a bunch of dirty Mac-using hippies! D:
And then Toaster was a blue screen.
To be fair, Windows is pretty horrifying.
That's, uh, pretty bad.I'm afraid of a woman cutting off my penis while I sleep and throwing it out the window of a moving car.
Afraid of then aroused by and then bleeding out of.
*shudders*
I totally regret posting this.
:O<3
Oh also when I was little I was really, really afraid of computers when they were turned off. This lasted at least until I was ten or eleven. For some reason, I thought that if you pressed a key on the keyboard while it was turned off, it'd suddenly wake up and start screaming at you with its computer voice. But like... but "screaming at you," it just made a loud, continuous tone that escalated with every key you pressed. I remember having several nightmares about this, and I would never go into a dark room with a computer in it (if I had to, I would run past it as fast as I could). For some reason, I seem to remember there being Windows blue screens in my nightmares...? Bbbbut my family was always a bunch of dirty Mac-using hippies! D:
That IS scary ;(but.. what?
/fixed I burnt my finger in one while preparing a bagel this morning. :frown:My greatest fear is Toaster(s).
I get this a bit. I wouldn't say it terrifies me, but if I'm alone in a room with a TV that's off at night I'll always feel a little uncomfortable. Sometimes I won't be able to stop myself from subconciously looking over to check the reflection every few minutes.I'm afraid that when I look down the hallway of my home and see the glare and reflection on the picture there, I will see something in it. Something that moves out of view.
Same with looking at the glare reflection of a TV or a monitor. Whether they are on or off.
It terrifies me.