what NOT to do with your cellphone

[LoneDeranger]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_207728.html?menu=news.quirkies

Um, ouch.

 

[Steve]

Why do I have a feeling this has something to do with someone's backside?
Edit: Oh, right. Because I'm a genius.

 

[Pressure]

Oh, right. Because I'm a genius.

Haha! The joke of the day!

 

[xLostx]

good ol' cellphone up the ass

 

[ship]

Why do I have a feeling this has something to do with someone's backside?
Edit: Oh, right. Because I'm a genius.

Quote of the week!

 

[lePobz]

She did it because women talk out of their a**es. You mean you didn't know?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Now you tell me...

Is there a proctologist in the house?

 

[B-MAn]

She did it because women talk out of their a**es. You mean you didn't know?

LOL i was about to say tht.....not tht it is true....cough...looks around to see if any females are about...

 

[Tr0n]

Wow...

Oh and good to see ya again Lone.

 

[MarcoPollo]

/bliink walks up and kills you with her oddly muscular arms.

 

[Razor]

She did it because women talk out of their a**es. You mean you didn't know?

*Runs before Bliink and Shippi start launching their missiles....* :|

*turns round at a safe distance, dons sunglasses and watches the upcoming display of fireworks*

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

Man she must've been poor, she couldn't buy a vib.... yeah...... That is wrong, just wrong. :x

 

[The Monkey]

Man she must've been poor, she couldn't buy a vib.... yeah...... That is wrong, just wrong. :x

She got enough money to buy a cellphone, so she she can't be that poor...I mean a dildo mush be cheaper...

 

[<RJMC>]

omg

what kind of boyfriend put a cellphone inside the ass of its girlfriend?

 

[joule]

Ewwwwwww....that's ...HOT! :naughty:

 

[B-MAn]

...so he put it up her ass and then rang her?

 

[Tr0n]

Well don't we learn something new everyday eh?

 

[Ames]

Well don't we learn something new everyday eh?

I don't consider this 'learning.'

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

I don't consider this 'learning.'

Neither do I, I consider this a future Darwin reciever.

 

[Murray_H]

Neither do I, I consider this a future Darwin reciever.

Well it will take time for the colon cancer to develop, so maybe distant future

 

[PvtRyan]

It's not even a rarity anymore for people to visit the doctor with a 2 liter Coke bottle up their ass.

 

[OCybrManO]

It was a million to one shot, Doc... million to one.

 

[LittleB]

It was a million to one shot, Doc... million to one.

LOL i love seinfeld

 

[xLostx]

Ewwwwwww....that's ...HOT! :naughty:

so...what are you doing friday night?

 

[LittleB]

so...what are you doing friday night?

ohnoes! teh sexings! :bounce:

 

[MarcoPollo]

Not as funy as the time my friend melissa and I were at the beach with some other people and she came over to sit with me on the sand so she sat on my backpack, right on the pocket where my cell was. I had turned it to vibrate because i didnt want it to freak me out if I fell asleep or something. So we were just sitting there talking for like 30 mins when my friend josh came up and was like "Dude, Ian! Why arent you answering your phone? I've called it like 20 times!"

She just got all red in the face and we never talked about it but i was Laughing my ass off when she left.

 

[Calanen]

When international satellite phones were uber expensive and rare, a very rich friend of mine dropped his into a pond in Miami........I still tease him about it to this day.

 

[Steve]

Wait, so if using a cell phone correctly gives you brain tumors...

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

You must have been on a space flight, cuz I found your cell phone in uranus!

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:runs:

 

[jondy]

omg

what kind of boyfriend put a cellphone inside the ass of its girlfriend?

Heh, that's a classic