What pocket do you carry your wallet in?

[MJ12]

I know they always say to carry it in your front so it doesn't get stolen, but I am always worried about it falling out when I sit down, plus it's uncomfortable.

I think I would notice someone pulling it out of my back pocket.

So it's back pocket for me.


/poll

 

[SimpleAssassin]

I pretty much always wear a jacket, so i put it in one of those. I also have my hands in these pockets the majority of the time so no worries about it being nicked.

 

[YROC]

Always back left pocket for me. I'm always wearing tight jeans so front pocket is a no no.

 

[Hazar]

I carry it in my right front. I find it's much more uncomfortable to wear it in the back pocket and sit on it.

 

[Raziaar]

I know they always say to carry it in your front so it doesn't get stolen, but I am always worried about it falling out when I sit down, plus it's uncomfortable.

I think I would notice someone pulling it out of my back pocket.

So it's back pocket for me.


/poll

You're worried about your wallet falling out of your front pocket when you sit down? out of your FRONT pocket when you sit down?

I think I would notice someone pulling it out of my back pocket.

You would think so, wouldn't you? I guess you'd put professional pickpockets right out of business. Seriously though, you probably wouldn't notice if you got marked by a real talented pickpocket.

 

[YROC]

I saw a professional pickpocketer take some guy's watch from his wrist without alerting him. The guy was like "NO WAI".

 

[Warped]

always my left buttcheek side

 

[Hurricane]

I usually carry it in my back pocket because it's more comfortable. I live in a small town so there's no need to worry about pickpocketing. For my birthday though, I got a bunch of gift cards which are now all stuffed in said wallet, so I carry it in my front.

PS: yeah... my birthday... it was one week ago... and no one told me happy birthday...so... yeah...

 

[VirusType2]

Stuff it up into your rectum for maximum security. You can rest easy knowing it's safely tucked away.

My uncle taught me this when I was 6. "Hey V, want a dollar?" Sure Uncle Chester! "OK, but let's make sure no one takes it."

 

[MJ12]

You're worried about your wallet falling out of your front pocket when you sit down? out of your FRONT pocket when you sit down?

Listen you cow, FRONT POCKETS are at an angle, you've never had shit fall out of your front pocket when you sit down?

Then you're a...... just a ****ing cow.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I carry it in my right front. I find it's much more uncomfortable to wear it in the back pocket and sit on it.

This.

 

[MJ12]

I saw a professional pickpocketer take some guy's watch from his wrist without alerting him. The guy was like "NO WAI".

His name is Criss Angel and he's a sorcerer.

 

[YROC]

No... not him. He is only a pickpocketer. Not a magician... although, pulling shit like that in the real world is magical to me.

 

[swan_song1973]

Right ass pocket, except with this one pair of shorts i have where the pocket is basically a glorified flap of material.

 

[Hurricane]

*mutters* I hate you guys...

 

[VirusType2]

Man. This old woman told me her husband got a tumor in his ass from having a wallet in his back pocket. But he must have had it back there for at least 60 years. Said he was on the road a lot.

I also heard you can tweak out your back from sitting on a fat wallet all the time.

But I live on the edge, so I keep mine in my back pocket, disregarding the great risks involved.

 

[Stigmata]

Man. This old woman told me her husband got a tumor in his ass from having a wallet in his back pocket. But he must have had it back there for at least 60 years. Said he was on the road a lot.

I also heard you can tweak out your back from sitting on a fat wallet all the time.

But I like to live on the edge, so I keep mine in my back pocket regardless of the great risks involved.

Sounds about right. The middle and last parts at least

I keep my wallet in my front right pocket. Everyone says that the back pocket is better to deter pickpockets, but it takes a significantly higher level of precision to get your hand into my front pocket vs the back. Plus front pockets are 1.5 to 2 times deeper than back pockets.

 

[Gemma]

Always back left pocket for me. I'm always wearing tight jeans so front pocket is a no no.

This exactly, wallets are far better than purses btw.

 

[Tyguy]

back right pocket...anyone who uses their front pockets may as well buy a fanny pack and move to gaytown in gaysville.

 

[knut]

Back pocket, but if it's full of coins/change I usually move it to my front pocket/shirt/hoodie when I'm sitting down as it's umcomfortable, then put it back into a back pocket when I'm on the move.

 

[Hurricane]

you keep your change in your wallet?

 

[VirusType2]

This exactly, wallets are far better than purses btw.

I fully endorse this movement. High maintenance is out.

Real men need a girl that is ready to roll when the shit goes down, son. None of this, "oh, let me get my purse" shit.

Then they get their purse and it looks like full sized luggage, with enough shit inside to where McGyver could build a nuclear weapon.

 

[knut]

you keep your change in your wallet?

Where else?

 

[The Monkey]

Always back right.

 

[YROC]

I fully endorse this movement. High maintenance is out.

Real men need a girl that is ready to roll when the shit goes down, son. None of this, "oh, let me get my purse" shit.

Then they get their purse and it looks like full sized luggage, with enough shit inside to where McGyver could build a nuclear weapon.

You just made me think about my ex girlfriend. u_u She had a purse you could fit a toddler into.

 

[lefty]

Left hip pocket, and HURRICANE HAPPY ****ING BIRTHDAY GOD GO DIE

 

[13LACKBISHOP]

Front pockets or jacket/hoodie pockets becouse they are easy to get to and it does not feel wierd when you sit down. I use zips so things dont fall out.

 

[CyberPitz]

My back, but I constantly 'swat' my ass and front pockets to make sure everything is still in order.

 

[YROC]

^^^ Even though I can feel my wallet in my back pocket, I always catch myself touching my ass to make sure it's there.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

I find it easier to just take someone else's.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Happy birthday!

 

[Escaep]

I carry it in my right front. I find it's much more uncomfortable to wear it in the back pocket and sit on it.

Same here. With it in the back pocket it feels weird.

 

[Tyguy]

Where else?

change goes in the front pockets you crazy son of a bitch

 

[Stigmata]

change goes in the front pockets you crazy son of a bitch

But what if there's a hole in your pocket? Do you follow the instructional song, or...?

 

[Nomad]

And why the hell would you want to know, ZT?

 

[Rizzo]

Inner pocket. Like god intended ya bastards.

 

[Adabiviak]

Purse: I either toss it into my wife's purse, it stays in the pouch on my laptop bag (man purse), or I carry it in my hand.

 

[CyberPitz]

^^^ Even though I can feel my wallet in my back pocket, I always catch myself touching my ass to make sure it's there.

Yeah, it's kind of one of those "paranoid/nervous ticks". I hate when I don't have my Wallet for whatever reason, because I swap my ass many more times, just because it's not there ;(

Wait, WHO STOLE MY WALLET? >=| @ Pi

 

[Vegeta897]

Front right pocket.

Cell in front left.

Back pockets are for homos who want to feel something when they sit down.

I dunno what that means but it sorta works.

 

[Qonfused]

My back, but I constantly 'swat' my ass and front pockets to make sure everything is still in order.

I do this as well.

Wallet is usually in back left, back right if I'm somewhere sketchy (so I can better feel if nothing is there). If I'm really in a bad place, front pocket.