What pocket do you carry your wallet in?

Which Pocket?

  • Front

    Votes: 47 52.8%

  • Back

    Votes: 30 33.7%

  • Purse

    Votes: 4 4.5%

  • Other, IE: Cargo Pants Pocket.

    Votes: 8 9.0%
  • Total voters
    89
Qonfused said:
I do this as well.

Wallet is usually in back left, back right if I'm somewhere sketchy (so I can better feel if nothing is there). If I'm really in a bad place, front pocket.
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If you're in a really bad place, leave your wallet, bring a switchblade.
 
Qonfused said:
I do this as well.

Wallet is usually in back left, back right if I'm somewhere sketchy (so I can better feel if nothing is there). If I'm really in a bad place, front pocket.
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I leave it in my right pocket. It's closer to my right arm, which is infinitely faster than my left. Reflexes ftw
 
Front left pocket. Sitting on a wallet is for tweaking your back and making your balls uneven. But maybe that last part is an old man's tale.

Keys scratch cell phones, but fortunately my cell phone is small enough that it fits in my change pocket, leaving my keys for the front right.
 
Keys and wallet in front left, cell in front right.

I don't think I've ever used my back pockets.
 
Front pocket. Back pocket is too uncomfortable for me.
I don't understand how people can sit on a thick, hard wallet.

I would say cargo pocket, but I don't own any cargo pants as I just can't seem to find any well made cargo pants these days.
You know, the more conservative traditional style cargo pants with just the 2 leg pockets and without the weird reinforced stitching around the flaps.

I guess those kind would be more like the utility/work style cargos like the Dickies brand.
 
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My wallet has 6 cards, two ids, cash, and a few coins. So it's not that lumpy/thick.
 
Jacket pocket. Carrying it in my pants is uncomfortable.
 
front left- wallet (cards/cash) and change
front right- knife, pen
back pockets- usually nothing, maybe BART card or cash
jacket left pocket- cigs, lighter, or whatever
jacket right- phone

if no jacket, phone goes in right hip pocket.
 
90% in my shoulder bag (which is behind me as I strap it across my chest)

10% in my front pocket.

Dont know why. Adopted this way at Uni I guess.
 
Wallet - Left butt.
Phone - Left front.
Change/anything else - Right front.
 
Who the hell carries change intentionally? Leave that shit in the car.
 
No, because then I'd be constantly breaking into notes all the time... and that results in change. You don't carry change? You constantly break into notes for, say... a drink or something to eat then just discard the remaining 8 dollars (you're a Yank, I recall from the location) into your car? Do you break into another note later then discard more change?

Your strange ways baffle me, sir.
 
Ipod front right
Phone front left
Wallet back right
Left back pocket always filled with air, for those times when I need some.
 
back pocket, and then I have it on a lanyard that goes to the caribiner that my keys are attatched to, which is always clipped to my beltloop, so there's no way anybody is getting at that thing without me noticing.

Front pockets are too tight, and usually have my phone in there anyway, so wallet wouldn't fit.

I never even used to use the damned things, just because not only were they super uncomfortable to always have in my ass :)D), but because I figure if the money is just loose in my ass pocket, then nobody is going to get it without me noticing, ever. I mean, who wouldn't notice a couple of loose fingers creeping up on their asshole. I eventually got tired of spending all day leafing through my laundry trying to figure out which pants pocket I left my IDs in, so I relented and got a wallet.

On top of that, I make sure all my cards are in an actually velcroed pocket, or in one of those plastic cardholder display things, so that they do that irritating shit where they launch out when you flick your wallet away from you.

MY SHIT AINT GOIN NOWHERE MU****A!!!

lefty said:
back pockets- usually nothing, maybe BART card or cash
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Get a translink card. I don't even have to pull mine out of my wallet when I enter and exit the BART gates, I just wave my wallet right over the sensor and i'm in.
 
zombieturtle01 said:
His name is Criss Angel and he's a sorcerer.
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LOL, I remember that guy on his TV series.
I wonder if all those tricks are a setup. I watched one where he actually stole a guy's boxer shorts right out of his pants without tearing them.
Of course, he could've just bribed that guy a huge sum of money to act surprised when he pulled them out too.

Raziaar said:
My pockets are deep! DEEP AND CAVERNOUS!



lol
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You wear JNCO's or something?
 
TheAntipop said:
No, because then I'd be constantly breaking into notes all the time... and that results in change. You don't carry change? You constantly break into notes for, say... a drink or something to eat then just discard the remaining 8 dollars (you're a Yank, I recall from the location) into your car? Do you break into another note later then discard more change?

Your strange ways baffle me, sir.
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8 dollars? What the hell are you talking about?
Eat? I eat at home, food from parents. Otherwise meal plans from college. The few times I have gone to convenient stores using cash, I put the quarters in my wooden piggy, and the other coins in a shot glass. It's been 7 years since I've had that shot glass and it's only just gotten full. I figure I could probably dump it into a coinstar or my dads pants.
 
DEATHMASTER said:
8 dollars? What the hell are you talking about?
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My mistake - I meant coinage, your cents and nickles and whatnot. You break into a 10 dollar note and you have some change.

Eat? I eat at home, food from parents. Otherwise meal plans from college. The few times I have gone to convenient stores using cash, I put the quarters in my wooden piggy, and the other coins in a shot glass. It's been 7 years since I've had that shot glass and it's only just gotten full. I figure I could probably dump it into a coinstar or my dads pants.
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This is all very interesting but fortunatly you are not everyone, and not everyone eats solely at home or does whatever it is you do with a shot glass... or something.

When I get on a bus I don't pay with a note. I can't with a note. When I go to a bar it makes much sense to fish out coins and pay short and sweet. When I go five pence over a ten pound shopping charge I don't want to give the till operator another note to break into, it just so happens I have some change handy in my wallet. I could go on.
 
Saturos said:
LOL, I remember that guy on his TV series.
I wonder if all those tricks are a setup. I watched one where he actually stole a guy's boxer shorts right out of his pants without tearing them.
Of course, he could've just bribed that guy a huge sum of money to act surprised when he pulled them out too.

You wear JNCO's or something?
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No. Typically ordinary jeans or slacks or cargo pants. I have pockets of holding though.
 
TheAntipop said:
My mistake - I meant coinage, your cents and nickles and whatnot. You break into a 10 dollar note and you have some change.
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I pay for my lunch with plastic usually. Stateside we get notes as change for anything bigger than a quarter (barring those assholes at the toll booths who bust out the dollar coins as change), so on average I don't have more than 50 cents in my pocket if I do end up paying cash. The one time I was in London I wasn't used to this and had spent most of my paper money in no time, not realizing that I still had two days' expenses' worth in coins jingling in my pocket. Maybe "jangling" is more appropriate as it seems to suggest the appropriate weight of all that metal :p
 
Front pocket. It's tight usually (so I often use both hands to take the wallet out quickly), but that means that it's near impossible for a thief to take it out of my pocket without me noticing.

Keepin your wallet in your back pocket is asking for it to get stolen. I once took a wallet out of my friend's back pocket while pushing him away in a playful manner and he didn't notice it.
 
Wallet back right, always, if it's not there I freak out about it every 3 minutes.
 
I carry mine in the front pocket of my jeans. It seems "safer" there.
My wallet is empty most of the time anyway.
 
Vegeta897 said:
Front right pocket.

Cell in front left.

Back pockets are for homos who want to feel something when they sit down.

I dunno what that means but it sorta works.
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Every bit of this.

And coinage, on the rare occasion I get any, goes in the wallet until i get into my car, where I put it in the coin holders. Then it gets used at the laundromat.
 
Krynn72 said:
Every bit of this.
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you might as well just buy a purse, woman...

your wallet called, it was wondering how the sex change went

how many wallets does it take to make you look like a girl? ...one...

etc.
 
Enjoy your wallet molesting your ass, queer.
 
People who wear their wallet in the front are just trying to bulk up their tiny package.

Perhaps.
 
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