What should I do

Quit ****ing around, kill potato woman with fire thats what you should do. The power of christ compels you.
 
"HAI GUYS I GOT GIRLS WHO LIKE ME AND I GOT A BJ ONCE LOLOLOLOL...."*insert generic dilemma here*
 
Because Cyberpitz never talks about sex or girl problems. :)


Also, azn chick is better than potatoface, who is probably one of those internet psychos who you never want to meet in real life.
 
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I sent them both facebook invitations requesting blowjobs.
 
so... did you go with the potato or Ms. ethnic minority?
 
You see what we've done guys? He could've had a relationship with one of them, and we drove him out into oblivion.

:bonce:
 
If everything fails let them be your drunk plan x and y.
 
Neither. He'd go back to the World War 2 timeline and pick up a Polynesian hooker from the age of the dinosaurs while being shipped off to Antarctica..

Maybe.
 
Since no-one has said it... and despite the fact I hate memes...

DO A BARREL ROLL!
 
never heard of a barrel roll meme. is it better than man the harpoons? if it is, it's not funny anyway
 
"HAI GUYS I GOT GIRLS WHO LIKE ME AND I GOT A BJ ONCE LOLOLOLOL...."*insert generic dilemma here*

A bush in the hand is better than two in the... well, you know. Stick with your bj-giving psuedo-girlfriend. She's way hotter and she has already sucked you off... why bother with the fugly internet potato?

why bother with the fugly internet potato?

fugly internet potato?


kill it with fire.


**** it. I don't want either.

Another job well done Helplife2.net!

another life "fixed" by halflife2.net

FISSION MACCOMPLISHED

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