what the hell is going on?

[Yuri]

In my experience, desperate people do desperate things.

*ducks*

 

[Murray_H]

 

[Angry Lawyer]

SECHS ME! PLEASE!

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Murray_H]

SECHS ME! PLEASE!

-Angry Lawyer

Bukkake-lette, the best cum-shot a man can get

 

[Sulkdodds]

I was about to say - it looks like someone already did.

This thread is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.


Watermelon: "Help me! I feel the first sacred achings of love in my pubescent heart! Even my catholic priest does not understand! What's going on?"

Madog: Do not worry, my child. I have the answer. I have eliminated my primitive urges and pushed myself to enlightenment, and now, you can too. Just buy my book 'The Zenith' - available for 20 dollars in all good book stores - and you too can follow in my shining footsteps. I accomplished it - so can you!

Watermelon: Argh! Masturbation?

Madog: No! Don't you see? God never meant us to fornicate! Eliminate your unnecessary, primitive instincts! Rip them out of your flesh! Forget about anything to do with love, romanticism, sex, or anything of the sort. These are empty distractions. Transcend your nature, and you will be left with a will stronger than steel and laugh at how pathetic that other human you once were was. Dial 0800-CASTRATE today!

Gorgon: So I said to her, SECHS ME NOW! And then she slapped me in the face!

Angry Lawyer: [SHAVING FOAM]

 

[kirovman]

Sulkdodds: [Anti-Climax]

Nah I'm just kidding, you're alright! hahaha :govader:

 

[short recoil]

This reminds me of when I worked in retail. There was this time when I was on the collection desk, working away normally, when suddenly this really average looking girl came up to the desk.

But there was something really unnatural about her. Something that made me feel sick to my stomach, like she was draining my essence. I felt physically feint.

Then she left the store. As soon as she stopped looking at me, I suddenly felt okay. Weirdest thing ever.

-Angry Lawyer

ZOMG emotion vampire!!!
You were lucky to escape and not be left a brainless zombie!

Oh and btw watermelon, i say this as an awnser to anyones problems but do some exercise/workouts, take your mind off it.

 

[Yuri]

Short Recoil says: Work out and exercise! It solves all problems!

"I've lost the ability to walk, my self esteem is at an all time low!"
"Work those arm muscles out, man!"
"Gee, thanks Short Recoil!"


"I've been diagnosed with cancer, AIDs, tuberculosis and a terrible bit of explosive diarrhea! "
"Puny man! Work out at you'll feel right as rain!"
-no response-


Actual testimonials! Real results! Try the Short Recoil answer today!

 

[Narcolepsy]

Hey madog, how do you explain the fact that you have a penis?

I was about to say - it looks like someone already did.

This thread is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.


Watermelon: "Help me! I feel the first sacred achings of love in my pubescent heart! Even my catholic priest does not understand! What's going on?"

Madog: Do not worry, my child. I have the answer. I have eliminated my primitive urges and pushed myself to enlightenment, and now, you can too. Just buy my book 'The Zenith' - available for 20 dollars in all good book stores - and you too can follow in my shining footsteps. I accomplished it - so can you!

Watermelon: Argh! Masturbation?

Madog: No! Don't you see? God never meant us to fornicate! Eliminate your unnecessary, primitive instincts! Rip them out of your flesh! Forget about anything to do with love, romanticism, sex, or anything of the sort. These are empty distractions. Transcend your nature, and you will be left with a will stronger than steel and laugh at how pathetic that other human you once were was. Dial 0800-CASTRATE today!

Gorgon: So I said to her, SECHS ME NOW! And then she slapped me in the face!

Angry Lawyer: [SHAVING FOAM]

Hahahahahahahaha!!! :thumbs:

 

[Que-Ever]

what the hell, was it that keyra chick? "nicest ass in the world"?

 

[WaterMelon34]

Lock this thread please. I knew you shits would do this. Now I know I can't ask anyone about my problems.
Gahhh these forums can go to hell for all I care.

 

[Que-Ever]

It was a serious question D:

 

[Sainku]

I don't understand how you could have posted something like this in these fourms and have expected to come out with completely serious discussion. Just look at the names of some of the last few threads.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

In my experience 8 year olds can be convinced to date 17 year olds

Lock this thread please. I knew you shits would do this. Now I know I can't ask anyone about my problems.
Gahhh these forums can go to hell for all I care.

I'd post goatse in response but I'd get banned.

 

[OvA]

Lock this thread please. I knew you shits would do this. Now I know I can't ask anyone about my problems.
Gahhh these forums can go to hell for all I care.

Maybe you should make another thread about how your parents are mean because they won't pay $15 monthly for you to play WoW. That thread easn't derailed at all.

 

[Yuri]

Lock this thread please. I knew you shits would do this. Now I know I can't ask anyone about my problems.
Gahhh these forums can go to hell for all I care.

wah wah wah ;( ;( wah wah wah

 

[Steven]

Best thread ever, sigged in fact.

I saw a picture of a woman - who I will not name - a few weeks ago and I didn't think anything of her but how she had a nice ass. I looked back a few minutes later and I couldn't stop staring at her face, and then I just felt a sudden rush of this feeling that I've never felt before.

an erection?

On a serious note could you please take a picture of this photo and post it.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Lock this thread please. I knew you shits would do this. Now I know I can't ask anyone about my problems.
Gahhh these forums can go to hell for all I care.

Not our fault you and madog combined is so hilarious to watch.

 

[Llama]

Lock this thread please. I knew you shits would do this. Now I know I can't ask anyone about my problems.
Gahhh these forums can go to hell for all I care.

Oh noes! My pen0r is getting longer! D:
Get over youself

 

[15357]

You guys suck. Listen to madog. Emotions, are nothing more obstacles in your way and society's road to greatness. Only the emotions for society, the love for the fatherland, and the dear Empress needed and it shall prevail. Let go of the other unessecery emotions, build up your spritual armor, and you shall be able to crush the enemy and emerge gloriously from the battlefields, having won the battle in the name of the Empire and the Black Flag that waves so Gloriously above us. Long live the fatherland. Long live the Empire. Long live the Imperial Armies.

 

[Sulkdodds]

And then your empire dies out because nobody breeds.
Whoops!

 

[15357]

Ah, darn. Never liked the whole 'no emotions' thing anyway.

 

[Yuri]

Not our fault you and madog combined is so hilarious to watch.

Not to mention f*ckin' Gorgon. Christ.

 

[AzzMan]

Forget about anything to do with love, romanticism, sex, or anything of the sort. You will feel empty at first but eventually get used to it and be satisfied. Keep yourself busy with goals and objectives to fulfill and stay determined. You will be left with a will stronger than steel and laugh at how pathetic that other human you once were was.

So basically become a soulless killing machine? Where do I sign up?

 

[madog]

So basically become a soulless killing machine? Where do I sign up?

There is no registration process, only the will to change. Is one who forget their unnecessary feelings concerned soulless? I think not. Rather, they are strong in soul and mind. It is for the best that you change to this way.

 

[AzzMan]

Well I can have sex with a woman and not get emotionally attached, also I can get headshotted or goatse'd in CS and not get angry. Am I on the right track?

 

[AzzMan]

Oh noes! My pen0r is getting longer! D:
Get over youself

My pen0r got longer reading this thread

D:

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

MINE GOT SHORTER

Ahhhhh!

 

[Steven]

what the hell, was it that keyra chick? "nicest ass in the world"?

I'd hit it. :naughty: who woulden't tbh?

I was ganna say something meaningful but I forgot what it was now and Watermelon could you please post a picture of this photo.

 

[Ennui]

this thread can't be real

 

[Danimal]

It's so hilarious watching this, so many different personalities clash.