What to do in a terrorist situation!-LMAO!!!

After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.
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:LOL: :LOL:
 
"Not funny. :|" <---Top Secret is obviously a terrorist tryring to subvert our wholesome ways.
 
Bleeder said:
"Not funny. :|" <---Top Secret is obviously a terrorist tryring to subvert our wholesome ways.
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Or one of those bloody brits :bounce:
 
OH this is so damn funny, a classic!

In another forum (where you can post images directly in the thread if you want) some guys posted those and made their own texts, that were ALOT funnier.. Hehe.
 
CrazyHarij said:
OH this is so damn funny, a classic!

In another forum (where you can post images directly in the thread if you want) some guys posted those and made their own texts, that were ALOT funnier.. Hehe.
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you can post images in a thread, but just in the art, mod, editing sections.. There's a reason why its set like that here but its escaped me right now, I think Abom will know. Or you can look for a img tag thread in the hl2.net section
 
Y'know, it reminds me of some signal diagrams I saw in the Red Dwarf Handbook a while back, complete with Lister's annotations...

[Picture of man waving both arms with legs braced apart]
"I am stupendously well endowed."

[Picture of man lying on ground]
"I've fallen and I can't get up"

[Picture of a man pointing to one side]
"They went thaddaway, Sheriff!"

Etcetera... I don't think that those quotes are exact... If I could find the book I could double check them...
 
http://www.ready.gov/vehicle_visual.html

i can't believe the gov't is wasting money trying to save people who wouldn't pull over "If there is an explosion or other factor that makes it difficult to control the vehicle" (NO, PLEASE SLAM ON THE GAS AND DRIVE DIRECTLY TOWARDS THE EXPLOSION "OR OTHER FACTOR")

Stop the car, and set the parking brake.
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now there will be people who complain because they got injured while looking for their lever-style parking brake in their car that has the under-dash kind.

I support the construction of a huge list of things that people should never have to be warned about. and if you get injured or die because you did something on that list, you (or your family members) cannot sue, complain, cry, bitch or anything.

http://www.ready.gov/biological_visual2.html
If you become aware of an unusual or suspicious release of an unknown substance nearby, it doesn't hurt to protect yourself.
Get away from the substance as quickly as possible.
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someone really thought this was necessary to tell people?

they could've made up a multiple choice quiz...quizzed people around the country to find out what they know/don't know.

#1: you are driving your car and an explosion makes the vehicle hard to control. do you:

A: Pull over
B: accelerate directly towards the fiery center
C: let go of the wheel and start crying

#2: you become aware of an unusual or suspicious release of an unknown substance nearby. you should:

A: get the hell away
B: get as close as possible and inhale deeply.

WTF

seriously...did Tom Ridge (head of the department of homeland security) have some starving-artist cousin he needed to hire? does anyone actually review this crap? or do they just create the department and then they can do whatever they want no matter how useless and stupid it is.
 
Majestic XII said:
Hahaha!

http://www.ready.gov/nuclear.html

"Stay where you are, watch TV, listen to the radio, or check the Internet for official news as it becomes available."

Dont they know about the EMP wave? :D Good luck watching TV...
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well, you see, if the government were to tell us Americans that television would be brought down in a nuclear blast...well...then you'd see some real panic and confusion.
 
Majestic XII said:
Dont they know about the EMP wave? :D Good luck watching TV...
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The EMP wave isn't very larger than the explosion.
like 5/4 or something
 
i will NEVER forget my large metal radiation absorbing door again.
 
qckbeam said:
well, you see, if the government were to tell us Americans that television would be brought down in a nuclear blast...well...then you'd see some real panic and confusion.
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lol! :LOL:

/me hands qckbeam a cookie
 
Brian Damage said:
Y'know, it reminds me of some signal diagrams I saw in the Red Dwarf Handbook a while back, complete with Lister's annotations...

[Picture of man waving both arms with legs braced apart]
"I am stupendously well endowed."

[Picture of man lying on ground]
"I've fallen and I can't get up"

[Picture of a man pointing to one side]
"They went thaddaway, Sheriff!"

Etcetera... I don't think that those quotes are exact... If I could find the book I could double check them...
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If you remember, please lemme know Brain Damage, I love Red Dwarf, classic Brit comedy... :LOL:
 
Man i really havent laughed that hard on a long time. So very funny.

So im not supposed to fart when im trapped...i get it now.


Remember that south park? The one with the volcano and they are told to duck and cover. So a load of people duck and cover in the street and get burned...you know thats much funnier when you watch it
 
Talking about being trapped and farting, a couple of years ago, did anyone hear about those couple of kids who slept in the same room over night after eating some food which made them fart a lot? Basically, they died in the night because the room was overtaken by the Methane, and there wasn't enough Oxygen...

Anyone hear that story?
 
No i didnt...Seems kinda implausible though. I mean it could happen if the room had practically no/no ventilation, and they were farting a lot....i mean a lot. The amount of gas you would have to produce is crazy, and another thing, only about 1 3rd of people actually have methane in their farts, even though perhaps thats irrelevant in this case. (I think its one third, it could be different but its not many.)
 
I think it was found that they had absolutely no ventilation, lol, maybe it's just an urban legend, but what a way to f***ing die!! LMAO
 
I suppose if you were alseep it wouldnt be too bad, and it seems like the kinda of situation people make fun of you for...but of course being dead they wouldnt.
 
Stolen

Stolen from the Daily Show with Jon Stewart. They did that bit a year ago.

As a huge fan, that website kind of pisses me off.
 
GSW said:
If you remember, please lemme know Brain Damage, I love Red Dwarf, classic Brit comedy... :LOL:
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Well, I remembered where the chart is: It's "The Space Corp Survival Manual". Couldn't find much on it in a web search, but here's a link to some copied pages of it:

www.welsh-nutter.co.uk/red/main.htm (Bottom of the page.)

EDIT: And, for the umpty-fifth time, it's BRIAN :p.
 
Cheers for that BRIAN Damage, guess that's the way most people's brains read your name...

lol, once went down on a planet whose entire surface had been turned over to the cultivation of sweetcorn. But there was no butter, so I had to live on a diet of bumble bee's and head lice.
 
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