What would you do if

[15357]

a man walked into your school/workplace/bunker with a bomb and a SMG?


i would run like hell or surrender.

sensible option it is.

 

[eatbugs]

You should have made a poll option for this!

 

[Dan]

out the window, or hide somewhere not obvious (closet/bathroom stall being obvious. Inside locker, not obvious). Most likely though I'd just book it for an exit or window depending what floor. Places like that are designed with lots of ways out incase of fire. What I wouldn't try to do is take a picture of the guy with a cameraphone

 

[15357]

out the window, or hide somewhere not obvious (closet/bathroom stall being obvious. Inside locker, not obvious). Most likely though I'd just book it for an exit or window depending what floor. Places like that are designed with lots of ways out incase of fire. What I wouldn't try to do is take a picture of the guy with a cameraphone

imagine that you are on the 111th floor.

take pictures with the flash and sound off!

 

[[Dragoon]]

I'd take him out with my shotty and camp the bomb. Or get shot in the face. Probably the first one.

 

[CREMATOR666]

I would charge at him and crash him, along with me thru the window and plunge to our death, sacrificing myself for the safety of my comrades.

"For the Motherlllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnddddddddd" *SPLAT* *Sad background music plays*

And yes, I just got back from playing CoD : UO

 

[Tr0n]

I would kick some major ass.


That simple.

 

[ship]

Depends if I knew the guy or not. If I knew him, I'd probably calmly walk up to him with my hands where he could see them and try to talk him out of it.

At least it'd make for a good story once I got to heaven/hell later that day.

 

[CREMATOR666]

Depends if I knew the guy or not. If I knew him, I'd probably calmly walk up to him with my hands where he could see them and try to talk him out of it.

At least it'd make for a good story once I got to heaven/hell later that day.

They'll forget about you in a few weeks

 

[jondy]

I would kick some major ass.


That simple.

But how? :O You don't have a.. secret utility belt, do you?

 

[ship]

They'll forget about you in a few weeks

Thanks for the reassurance. Now I really feel like trying to save some lives.

 

[CREMATOR666]

Thanks for the reassurance. Now I really feel like trying to save some lives.

Just make sure your mother dont sue me for your actions :|

 

[Orcone101]

Try and stop him.
If he's got a bomb he's going to kill you anyway This way you go out a hero.
...yes I do know that I'd get shot running up to him, but what a way to go eh?

 

[bliink]

I'd press the Big Red Button (tm).

Big Red Button (tm) fixes any emergency!

 

[15357]

I'd press the Big Red Button (tm).

Big Red Button (tm) fixes any emergency!

the one that shoots nukes?

or the fire alarm?

?

 

[HunterSeeker]

I'd press the Big Red Button (tm).

Big Red Button (tm) fixes any emergency!

Unless it creates a new one.

 

[Dalamari]

I would run down the hallway and get shot like Willem DaFoe in Platoon as the sad music plays, either that or I would use my skills from Splinter Cell to take him down

 

[beam]

hide behind someone else

 

[el Chi]

I'd challenge him to a dance-off and THEN we'd see who the bigger man was. Yeeeah.

 

[Danimal]

I would challenge him to Mortal Kombat.

 

[JellyWorld]

run for you life. duh. If you can't run just hide under a table somewhere and hope he doesn't find you.

 

[CREMATOR666]

I would challenge him to Mortal Kombat.

I challenge you to Mortal Kombat!

 

[el Chi]

run for you life. duh. If you can't run just hide under a table somewhere and hope he doesn't find you.

Well maybe YOU can't... :hmph:

 

[Garfield_]

I would play Naruto music in my mind and think that im Naruto and kick his butt right into jail and be a here

 

[ship]

On second thought, I think I'd just camp the bombsite.

 

[Ames]

I would Shens.

 

[jimbo118]

I'd challenge him to a dance-off and THEN we'd see who the bigger man was. Yeeeah.

lol you always have the best replies

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

i'd probably use my h4x to own him.

 

[SimonomiS]

I would challenge him to Mortal Kombat.

Pffft thats old skool, the hip thing is challenge him to DDR.
And I dont really value my life, so I would pretty much just run at him and die, people would think Im a hero, but really its just assisted suicide.

 

[Ikerous]

I'd seduce him and take his weapon.

 

[MarcoPollo]

I would bust out my knife and splinter cell him.

 

[ailevation]

:dozey: I'd go into my buy zone and get me an auto-sniper and camp the bombsite with aimbot haxxxorz! NubBeD Bizzznitch!

 

[Javert]

I'd 0wn him with hax.

I know, I'm not that original.

 

[Alix Mcdean]

I would use reverse psychology on him.

Really, i'd make him think I was the bomber and he was the victom, then i'd make it A-La

Fightclub like, where I press an imaginary button and BOOM, he dies.


That or i'd pull out my AWP and headshot him.

PWNAGE.

-Alix

 

[FictiousWill]

I bunny-hop around until he runs out of ammo, knife him, yell "nooblecopterz lolz!" and crouch over his bomb and do a poo while it defuses itself.

 

[Qwert93]

I'll cover him up with snowballs.
Then take his SMG and bomb and... shoot my teacher.

 

[Razor]

Pffft thats old skool, the hip thing is challenge him to DDR.
And I dont really value my life, so I would pretty much just run at him and die, people would think Im a hero, but really its just assisted suicide.

No, people would think you're stupid. If some guy has a submachine gun and a bomb, you don't run at him, otherwise he is going to get pissed off and blow everyone up.

I would pull out my spoon from dinner and chuck it at him, killing him with a quick spoon to the head. I then disarm the bomb and take the submachine gun.

 

[jverne]

what if your girlfriend was in the same school??? i would never run away without her!!!

well that's one good thing about not having a GF! :|

 

[Recoil]

Kung-Fu his head off and sit down to take a big shit into his body while reading the news paper and whistling my..anthem :|

(yeah, most of the kids here won't get it... but well)

 

[beam]

Strip naked and run around in circles swinging my arms above my head while making monkey sounds.......that should throw him off :monkee: