whats in YOUR carpet??

[Sui]

look below you now. go on. have a look. what do u see? carpet yes? look closer. see anything? no? well look even harder. apart from grime and dirt, you probally wont be able to see the bugs in your carpet. most of you educated people will think "hell yea, of course i know there are bugs in our carpet. its a well known fact." but did you know that instead of looking like a tiny ant, they look more like a young catterpillar or a magoot? sure as hell i didnt. so kids...
DONT EAT STUFF THAT FELL ON THE FLOOR!!!
http://www.uky.edu/Agriculture/Entomology/entfacts/struct/ef601.htm
http://www.ipm.iastate.edu/ipm/iiin/bcarpetb.html
AND THE REALLY GRUESOME ONE:
http://www.westernexterminator.com/carpet_beetle_picture.html

 

[Frank]

I can see and hear them...
That one is Tommy *points with finger* and here's Malory...

 

[Maxi]

I have no carpet, since the last one I had was too ugly so I threw it away and I havent gotten another one.

 

[Maskirovka]

i have hardwood floors.

 

[Mr. Redundant]

whats in YOUR carpet??

Capital One

 

[FortisVir]

Considering the fact that my carpet and all the junk on it has remained perfectly intact for the last several years, I'm assuming I don't have carpet beetles.

 

[LittleB]

Wat's in yoor wallat?

 

[Sui]

Considering the fact that my carpet and all the junk on it has remained perfectly intact for the last several years, I'm assuming I don't have carpet beetles.

carpets dont have to be intact to have carpet bugs. there everyehere...

who hear reads squee??? heres an extract:

(story so far: squee is a comic about the adventures of a 5 year old kisd who is completely paranoid, and in this comic strip he meets a giant bed bug)
bed bug: arr... why am i feeling so woozy? i only want to eat your flesh
squee: ah ha! i read that bugs didnt like heat s i turned the heating up!
bed bug: no!
(squee lifts the bug into the air and throws it out of the window)
falling bed bug: IVE LAID EGGS IN YOUR BRAIN!!!
(pause)
falling bed bug: REALLY BIG ONES!!!
(pause)
comic shows squee looking really ****ing scared in his bed

 

[Jhahn2k4]

Gum, old 7 year old clay, feces, fuzz, you name it.

 

[mchammer75040]

Dead people... :hmph:

 

[Fat Tony!]

Very odd thread

 

[simmo]

A crum of some snack a jacks I had a week ago

 

[Mr. Redundant]

carpets dont have to be intact to have carpet bugs. there everyehere...

who hear reads squee??? heres an extract:

(story so far: squee is a comic about the adventures of a 5 year old kisd who is completely paranoid, and in this comic strip he meets a giant bed bug)
bed bug: arr... why am i feeling so woozy? i only want to eat your flesh
squee: ah ha! i read that bugs didnt like heat s i turned the heating up!
bed bug: no!
(squee lifts the bug into the air and throws it out of the window)
falling bed bug: IVE LAID EGGS IN YOUR BRAIN!!!
(pause)
falling bed bug: REALLY BIG ONES!!!
(pause)
comic shows squee looking really ****ing scared in his bed

I used to when I was in Santa Cruz, great stuff from the same guy who writes JTHM (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac)

 

[G-Dub]

Jizz







.

 

[Dalith]

I don't even have a carpet.

 

[simmo]

Jizz

:|...um...lol ?

 

[PvtRyan]

So no more licking the carpet? ;(

 

[Direwolf]

I feel obligated to do a rimshot just for this entire thread in general.
*rimshot*

 

[Sui]

I used to when I was in Santa Cruz, great stuff from the same guy who writes JTHM (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac)

i have all 7 of JTHM, i like that even more. especially n00dle boy

 

[Pauly]

dude i didnt need to know that im in bare feet too!

 

[FortisVir]

dude i didnt need to know that im in bare feet too!

well then don't go over to GSW's house.

 

[Dedalus]

forget eating off my carpet, i'm never walking on the damn thing again. although i've got wood in my room but carpet everywhere else. but i've still got a rug in my room...time for some bug hunting starship troopers style

 

[nw909]

What's in my carpet?

-Fried chicken skin
-bandaid (maybe its tape)
-pine needles (why? i don't know)
-paper
-popcorn cornels
-that cat litter stuff
-carpet bettles (that 3rd kind)

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Wow...how cool would it e to actuallly shrink down and start shooting bugs. Then when you get into real trouble you just go big and squash em.

 

[Brian Damage]

Friggy's leftover bubblegum.

 

[Frank]

i have all 7 of JTHM, i like that even more. especially n00dle boy

Jhonen Vazques is the man! His cartoon, Invader Zim, was on Nickelodeon for a short time but was cancelled or something...
Filler Bunny, Happy Noodle Boy, Nny, Squee, Devi... You mention it! It's all great!!!

 

[X-FacToR]

Carpet is covered with tounge.

 

[Sui]

while im at school my casts probally roll on my carpet and get bugs on their fur, then pass them onto my hand when i stroke my cats, then i dont wash my hands b4 eating....
errr
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF IM NEVER GONNA EAT AGAIN

 

[Mr. Redundant]

while im at school my casts probally roll on my carpet and get bugs on their fur, then pass them onto my hand when i stroke my cats, then i dont wash my hands b4 eating....
errr
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF IM NEVER GONNA EAT AGAIN

yes I love rolling my cat on the floor before eating it...
I mean...
err...
...... meow?

 

[Sui]

hmmmm...... i have heard rumors of dissapearing cats in mr. redundants neighbourhood...

 

[_-_-SELAS-_-_]

awww those lil creatures are cute, I want one as a pet. What u say Sui? I probably already have alot of them? Oh cool

 

[ComradeBadger]

I have hardwood floors and wash my hands regularly

 

[Sui]

awww those lil creatures are cute, I want one as a pet. What u say Sui? I probably already have alot of them? Oh cool

i feed mine human flesh... they hunger...

 

[Shippi]

And no one feels sorry for the bugs! How'd you like to be sucked inside a hoover!? Eh!? EH!?!

 

[Fat Tony!]

Bugs like being sucked into hoovers

 

[Sui]

actually theyre probally too deep inside the carpet to be sucked into the hoover, thats also y u cant see tiny moving black dots. well, u probally cant anyway...
FAT TONYS AVATAR IS SUCKING US UUUUUUU PPPPPPPP ........

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I have hardwood floors and wash my hands regularly

I have carpet floors and urinate where ever i feel is best. But i feel great Oooohmf!

 

[CyberSh33p]

assha, I'm eating cereal here!