what's the most evil thing you have ever done?

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I ate them.
 
I killed a prostitute accidentally with an electric razor.

Then I buried her body in some haystacks near a farm.

She was kind of ugly.



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u pushed my friends into the school pond... oh and my teachers too
 
u pushed my friends into the school pond... oh and my teachers too

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I push my friends into thr school pong... oh my teachers too...
 
I slept with this girl named "Karina." I met her through some guy on the internet. She was kind of ugly too.
 
I killed 20 thousand people indirectly by not donating to charity.

Or so they tell me...
 
I used to distract a shopkeeper while my buddy would steal candy. This was a regular thing for almost a year.
 
Thats bad Vikam. I think most people has stolen candy one time or another.
Evil? Nope.
I once choked a guy till he past out, but that's not evil. I whould say that was a good thing. The mean thing was that i kicked his friend when he came to help. He had done nothing to me.
(This was done sober so there where no excuse exept for blinding rage.)
 
I was 8 or something. That loser probably found it real covenient that I did whatever he said.
 
Popped a kids balloon at a party with a cigarette. He wasn't laughing. :D
 
I insulted a guy and hurt he's feelings to the extent that he attempted to kill himself and I feel proud of it.

He's some guy who tried to insult me because I'm a geek and can't get any girls.
 
Man, what did you tell him to make him want to kill himself?
 
he told me, uhh i mean him that his WOW figurines were out of chronological order
 
Urinated on a church. I guess that would qualify as evil. Everything else I've done is just stupid.
 
I am an undercover agent for Japan.
 
Straight to the Ninth Circle of Dante's inferno with all of you! (Is that actually correct? <_<)

I've saved up about 300 years of bad luck and I've died 67 times for not forwarding chainmails.
 
I took a dump in the tank of the toilet (the top part). Would have ****ing owned the poor sucker if it wasnt my own toilet.
 
burnzie said:
I took a dump in the tank of the toilet (the top part). Would have ****ing owned the poor sucker if it wasnt my own toilet.
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LOL.

I haven't done many "evil" things, not even many bad things. I like to be helpful. Even if people piss me off, I still try not get mad. Because if I do, I know I'll lose control lol

Oh hmm that would be the most "evil" thing I've ever done: Break my best friends nose because he was annoying me. (one hit :p)
 
When i was young i tried to steal 10 dollars from my younger brother. I got away with it for a few days until my mum caught me and i lied saying i didn't know it was his.
 
I went to school and proceeded to leisurely kill everyone in sight with a Tommy Gun. Nah... couldn't get a damn MG.

I told a crazy guy, that was screaming in the middle of the street, that the cops were after him and he ran right in front of a truck.
 
About 15 years ago me and two friends shattered the front wheel of moving a train using these little yellow 'detornators' that are usually used to stop trains in emergencies (these are found in the drivers compartment at either end of a train). We concentrated them on one side of the track and it was in a tunnel. It made the local papers, and we thought we were badasses.

We did lots of naughty stuff, but this is my one real regret. It still makes me feel sick thinking about it.
 
Not me, but it was my dog.

I was out walking with her and we came across a lady with a baby in a buggy. The baby was eating a piece of bread that he was holding in his hands. And yeah, my dog took the piece of bread out of his little hands and ate it. That's pretty evil.

Another thing is when I had a bad night of sleep and was basically a zombie and felt like shit, I got approached by a woman from some 'help Africa' organization. In my state I got suckered into her taking up my personal information, but not actually wanting to participate into dontating I gave up false information. Feel pretty bad about that, but mostly because I was too stupid to just say "no thanks not interested".
 
I stole calcium from chemistry Lab and put them into the toilet. It exploded.

I peeped a girl's underdress, she spotted it and smiled at me.

The worst is, I joined hl2.net
 
Me and some friends put a fish head, some broken eggs and an open milk packet in a locked locket just before spring break. When everybody returned after the break, the stench was all over the school. It took them another couple of days to locate the locket and break it up.

:D
 
Warbie said:
About 15 years ago me and two friends shattered the front wheel of moving a train using these little yellow 'detornators' that are usually used to stop trains in emergencies (these are found in the drivers compartment at either end of a train). We concentrated them on one side of the track and it was in a tunnel. It made the local papers, and we thought we were badasses.

We did lots of naughty stuff, but this is my one real regret. It still makes me feel sick thinking about it.
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You could have killed everone onboard.

I would say stealing money of my parents (just 10quid[well thats the most at one time ;p])
 
I know, hence the guilt. We were just stupid kids.
 
Rizzo89 said:
Man, what did you tell him to make him want to kill himself?
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I explained to him how pathetic and stupid he is. He started making fun at me because I know how to program (not out of jealousy) and also he wanted to impress some girls.
This guy flirted/flirts with random females on the internet by the way.
Yeah I owned him. :smoking:
 
I made fun of some huge dork who programs and can't get any girls because he's so whiny.

He turned into this whiny bitch and tried to tell me that I was pathetic and my life meant nothing. I pretended to be suicidal because I felt so bad for the dork-ass.

:angel:
 
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