When was the worst time you damaged your body?

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When i fell out of a tree!

well more like jumped out of a tree in a depserate act of coolness

( there was a rope sping beneath i pulled it up stuck my foot in the loop and jumped out i lsot my grip swang upside down with my foot caught smacked my head on the floor and fell and compressed the disks in the bottom of my spine
i was in complete agony and i couldnt walk for about 2 weeks )
 
ah gawd no!?!??! not another one/?!?!?@#<$>?!<@#$?>

when I fell down.
 
When I broke my right leg while going really fast on snowboard.
 
When I tripped down the stairs and cracked my head open on the front door there was so much blood
 
When i fell off the side of our house scraping down scaffolding all the way.......hit the ground and couldn't get up i was winded so badly, had massive cuts all down my back and sides, stung a little.

I havn't really damaged myslef /been damaged that much really, other times are small injurys like when i was smashed in the face with a cricket bat e.t.c
 
Broken bones too many times to remember anything specific, but the most recent one hurt a bit. I broke my shin bone and my foot in a wheelchair (Ironic isn't it). My foot got caught underneath the wheelchair as my friend was pushing me. It caught the ground and twisted, snapping my shin bone in two and breaking my other foot.

Kinda hurt. My friend felt terrible about that though, which was the worst part
 
When I did the splits drunk.


I couldnt walk properly for the next two days.

And only now am I as flexable as I was previously. :LOL:
 
Probably when I set my head on fire.

Accidently of course.
 
Fell of a wall, snapped my arm at the elbow the wrong way.....very painful.
 
I'd say when I was bitten across the face by a dog ;(

Most painful thing I've done - possiblely sliding down a gravelly hill on my bare back ;(
 
Getting eight stitches along my back right thigh after jumping down a playground set and landing on the metal gate latch.

Never broken a bone though. Thank god.
 
Well...I was playing soccer, and then some cartilage in my knee was all like "screw this shit" and broke off of my knee. So that was cool.
 
well described sparta

o yeah there was this other time i was walking along the top of a wall and the capping stones were missing then the friking wall fell apart!!

and a leg went either way of the wall crushed my balls and tore and battered the skin of up the inside of both my legs from my knees to my groin there was about 3 inches of skin where it all got damage and a central stip almost of skinless dermis

Hurt like friking hell went to hospitol and they made me wait for 3 horus for a dettol bath to clean it all out and clean the wounds so i left went home fileld the bath with water poured a shit load of salt in and got in that hurt a shitload, this was quite a few years ago now lik 7 so no scars anymore :)
 
first time i went skiing I TWISTED MY LEGS 360 DEGREES
 
Dan said:
first time i went skiing I TWISTED MY LEGS 360 DEGREES
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What are you complaining? If you twist it 360 degrees, it's still in the right position eh? :p
 
Sliced my head open on two separate occasions as a child. My hair was white blond back then, except on those two occasions, when it was red.
Oh and my mum cut some of my ear off when she cut my hair once. That was fun.
 
el Chi said:
Oh and my mum cut some of my ear off when she cut my hair once. That was fun.
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Dude you should sue her.
 
Got my 3 front teeth chipped by my friend when he hit me in the face with a full metal airsoft gun, good thing is I get 10 grand when I hit 18 from legal action that was taken
 
el Chi said:
Oh and my mum cut some of my ear off when she cut my hair once. That was fun.
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LOL... it's ironic how that happened to me too.
 
Back in school, when I was about 12, I was having a race with afew other people (Afew being about 20), I triped over and fell, hit the ground, broke my colorbone, then the person behind me who was running to fast run over me, tripping up and falling ontop.

Then the headmaster of the school did a really good job of putting me a sling, the fabric over my shoulder, was over the shoulder with the broken bone. That was rather painfull and did not help my recovery. Lucky the doctor knew better and fixxed it >.>.

Sooo yeah, ouch.
 
When i was 3 i was jumping and the bed (as you do...) and i fell and my head hit a unturned plug socket and it went through. i was taken to the hospital to have it removed :D
 
On February 10th when I was hit by a truck and thrown 20-25 feet into a snowbank. Ouch.
And also, I've been damaging my body for 2 years by smoking. :p But 2 weeks ago I gave up the habit, so far so good. YAY ME! :D
 
Jumped on a trampalene wrong and fell off, landed on my head and bent my back bad, couldnt move for 10 minutes
 
Also when I was little I was at the top of the hill on my bike and some black girl pushed me down the hill and I crashed right into a tree. Basically, I got hurt...

Also that same winter, I was snowboarding and I fell down that SAME hill and broke my middle finger.

Hey Spud, ouch, I also was on a trampoline this summer and I got a real bad whiplash (OUCH!!!)
 
in grade school i was jumped. forgot how many stitchs in my head/chin were needed.

a month ago i was kicked with steel toe boots. there is still a huge bump on my leg
 
Nothing too awful. Went down a huge hill on my bike and came off the front, got cuts all over meh bodah.

Put my hand on a fry pan for a good five seconds.

Stubbed my toe an obscene amount of times. The one with the grossly ingrown toenail. The other foot never gets hurt :|

Moshed out real hard at a concert. Walking was sore as hell for three days.
 
Meh, mines nothing compared to you lot, you really have been in the wars!

I put my foot through a glass pane in a door.. smashed the glass and it made my foot bleed like mad. Still, healed up perfectly :)
 
bad^hat reminded me of this
i had one of those little bikes and i was goin down my hill (moderately steep)
the stupid bike has such small wheels that if you go too fast then the handlebars start shaking way too much to control
then the brake is backpedaling so i couldnt do that with the petals spinning like hell
so...ya know...i kinda fell off the back and was dragging along on my knees at about...8-10mph
kinda scraped up my knees pretty badly
except it didnt hurt very much at all
luckily my street had just been paved, so those deadly rocks werent everywhere
 
I've been victim to bikes 2 times: first time, I was on my second ever bike, without training wheels, but the thing is the brakes weren't on the handlebars, they were the kind you have to pedal backwards (I still don't get it to this day). So I decided I wanted to go down a hill. I'm coasting along, gaining speed, until I realise I have to slow down, and I couldn't get the brakes to work. There's an intersection at the end of the street, so I do the only sensible thing I can: veer into the nearest tree. That was fun.

The second time was a couple years later (about 8) when I was biking on a dirt path. It was the first time I had ever gone on an unsmooth surface, and I couldn't handle it very well. I must have hit a rock or something (I don't remember very well), and the front of the bike stopped dead, propelling me off the seat, where I went headfirst into a fallen tree. Maybe the tree was half rotten, or maybe I had some miracle helmet, because it didn't (appear) to have done any damage (might explain some things nowadays), except my helmet was cracked dead in half.
Another time (about 4) I was having fun tossing a hose up in the air in my front lawn. The nozzle was metallic, and I was so enamored with tossing it that I failed to realise that on one of the tosses it was coming right back down on me. No stitches, but it hurt.

Other injuries of mention:
*Faceplant into the floor that crushed my nose
*Baseball toss into my face (screwed up my nose even more)
*Fingers caught in a car window while it was automatically rolling up
*Banged chin on swimming pool edge while jumping in
*Various other baseball injuries

I'm surprised I've never broken a bone...
 
I've never broken a bone, never cut myself (nothing bad enough to mention) so I can't really say much. I've just been careful when jumping rooftops and swinging from trees and doing half of those things that got the rest of you damaged.

The worst "incident" I had was a high speed collision into the back of my dads old work van on my bike (when I was 5 yrs old). He left it in a stupid place and I wasn't really paying much attention where I was going. Wrecked the bike, broke the bumper on his van and put a nasty dent in the doors. I was OK though, suprisingly.

I nearly drowned once too, but that wasnt my fault. Some dumbass on one of them huge floating foam mat things wasnt paying attention where they were going (or did it on purpose) and I got trapped underneath (was in the corner of the pool) ... I was just a kid and couldnt even swim properly at the time.

I managed to scramble to the other side of the mat and get some air, only to see 3 of the pools lifeguards running towards me and asking if I was OK.

It's funny, that's like the earliest memory i've got of my childhood. Maybe i've been traumatised by it or something.
 
The worst time I think I was hurt the worst was a couple years ago when I was working on our new house.
Not that it was that bad.....but that it had the potential to be the worst possible kind of injury for men.... :eek: :x
 
ne0_shiny said:
bad^hat reminded me of this
i had one of those little bikes and i was goin down my hill (moderately steep)
the stupid bike has such small wheels that if you go too fast then the handlebars start shaking way too much to control
then the brake is backpedaling so i couldnt do that with the petals spinning like hell
so...ya know...i kinda fell off the back and was dragging along on my knees at about...8-10mph
kinda scraped up my knees pretty badly
except it didnt hurt very much at all
luckily my street had just been paved, so those deadly rocks werent everywhere
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I actually came off a jump at the bottom of the hill, it was at a BMX track. Scraped along the gravel for a ways. Started bawling and this nice lady with a big bottle of water came over and soaked my cuts :)
 
I got hit in the face by a 90 MPH fastball last year. Was unconscious for 5 minutes. ;(
My face was all swollen for two weeks. Didn't break anything luckily, but my braces completely tore up the inside of my mouth. Stung like a bitch!

Also tore the ligaments in my right ankle playing basketball. Went up for a jump shot and got fouled. Basically landed on the top of my foot - sole facing skywards. There were these hot girls watching so I tried to get up like a man, but went down like a ton of bricks. I couldn't feel my foot for a week; it was like dangling off the bottom of my leg. Damn did that ever hurt. Produced a single tear that ran down the side of my face.
 
I was going down a hill on my bike and there was a car coming out of nowhere,I jumped my bike and I wasen't hit by the car but my bike was,the bike then ramed into me and I fell on the hard cement.I remembered waking up in the hospital with a few broken rib and got my and some ugly cuts......
 
I was riding a bike and all of a sudden the brake stop working, me (and my bike) raced forward and hit a concrete pillar, it hit the damn thing so hard that my ass bounced up in the air and landed on the crotch onto the bicycle's seat. I then yell curse words for friggin' 3 minutes while yelping and jumping around. :(
 
marksmanHL2 :) said:
When I did the splits drunk.


I couldnt walk properly for the next two days.

And only now am I as flexable as I was previously. :LOL:
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ROFL, my mate did that last time we got pissed.

I have a habit of breaking bones, and cutting my self. (NOT INTENTIONALY!)

Worst one I fell through a skylight, 9ft down into a derilict building. Cut a small artery in my forehead and now have a fat frankenstien style scar. The nurse was trying to tie it shut with some thread, but as my pulse went, blood spurted up the walls, in her face etc.

Heh, she stitched it up and I had like 6 stitches, but they were huge. Made a little kid cry when it saw it!
 
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