Which FF character would you want to kick you in the nuts?

[iamagod]

If you had to choose only one, who would you pick and why?

 

[bobtheskull]

My first response would be, why would you WANT to be kicked in the nuts?

 

[ríomhaire]

This again? Also, how do you kick female characters "in the nuts"? At least the staff are expedient with the bans.

 

[Vegeta897]

Riom, it's who would you want to kick you in the nuts. Don't you know anything about fetishes?

 

[Bob-taro]

(sigh) This forum has so changed ...

 

[Maestro]

Is this the same troll that came in and tried to tell us the Orange Box has terrible cover art? How many ****ing times has that jackass been banned?!

 

[Shem]

Sounds like that Charles Darwin fellow.

 

[Chris D]

I'd like Vanille or Lightning to lick me in the nuts... Does that make me a bad man?

 

[Bad^Hat]

My balls have 99999 HP so they can go for their lives. As long as they don't use a phoenix down on them.

 

[Chris D]

/me casts Poisonga on Bad^Hat's balls
Now you have the AIDS!

 

[ríomhaire]

/me doublecasts vanish and death on Bat^Hat's hat.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Nerds.

And FF is dumb. Because I hate it, even though I've never played one.

 

[Maestro]

I'd like Vanille or Lightning to lick me in the nuts... Does that make me a bad man?

Well it certainly makes you straight.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I'd give Lightning the old CunPun until Square started making good games again.

 

[Bad^Hat]

You'd have to punt them back into the late 90s when their design philosophy was still relevant.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I think their games have gotten notably worse too, though.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

Aeris, hands down. She's got absolutely no power.

 

[Edeslash]

Whoever picked Tifa has got to be out of their mind.

 

[Wanted Bob]

What, no love for FFI? I wanted to pick Red Wizard!

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