Who else plays guitar?

No. If he's gonna go all the way and start getting all indignant when someone thinks his joke isn't funny, it better had been at least because it was a good joke.
 
It's too bad the only one getting pissy in here is you and the other people. You could just leave the thread..?
 
Who said it was a joke? Maybe this is the best I can play. You're suposed to encourage me and give the strength to move on, to become the best player I can be. Obviously since you're a master player I'm willing to take some lessons.
 
Pressure said:
Hey buddy, it may be funny to make fun of beginners but way to be an asshole. It's people like you who discourage people from learning new stuff. Grow up.
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I've been playing for 8 years
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Clearly you haven't been playing for 8 years as you wouldn't be a beginner, or you have and you have put in hardly any practice or dedication into your playing. You are the one who needs to grow up and realize that you aren't as awsome as you said you were and also realize that you are really bad at jokes.
 
Well excuse me for not being Jimi Hendrix. I don't see your videos. At least I'm putting forth an effort here.
 
Pressure said:
Who said it was a joke?
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I got the idea mainly this quote...
Pressure said:
As you could see in my video I play mostly speed metal, because it's the only type of music that takes skill to play.
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to break things up a little bit :O

Pressure said:
Maybe this is the best I can play. You're suposed to encourage me and give the strength to move on, to become the best player I can be. Obviously since you're a master player I'm willing to take some lessons.
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I'm not a master player, but that doesn't mean I can't recognize bad playing.
I'm a crap teacher anyway, mostly because I'm like, "dammit kid, you suck." Not to mention I play bass exclusively.

Anyway, if this is really the best you can play, I apologize. Just... next time, don't be all "I'm the best player ever" because, well, you're not :/

Btw, veggies, nice reply there, the only one getting indignant is me and the other people. :p
 
Pressure said:
Hey buddy, it may be funny to make fun of beginners but way to be an asshole. It's people like you who discourage people from learning new stuff. Grow up.
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Lol! You can't even keep in time. You have no rythm and it seems like you have no way of forming chord shapes.
 
That's why I'm learning. You guys are so cruel! You'll see one day I'm gonna be famous for being mediocre at guitar.
 
Que-Ever said:
Btw, veggies, nice reply there, the only one getting indignant is me and the other people. :p
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Well, is it not true? There's no need to come in here and just blab "oh, you're not funny man. you suck. wtf, that wasn't funny." when you could just... Not? And enjoy the show?
 
You came on and made this topic acting as if you were like a master player, I believed you at first when you said I have been playing for 8 years, but you haven't been playing for 8 years, and you are not good at all. You should have come on the topic and said 'hey I have been playing for a month and Im starting to get the hang of it, here is some videos of what I can do at the moment', but when you come on say that playing Metallica is easy, well you deserve the abuse lol.

I don't see your videos. At least I'm putting forth an effort here
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Im not the type who wants to show off their skills on the internet as I aint showing off type of guy, in my time playing I played for fun and extra money. Putting forth an effort? So making videos of crap playing and saying after you post them that you are a master of playing the guitar is portraying the amount of effort you put in? I dont think so mate.
 
I thought I was doing pretty good at the Metallica cover.
 
Pressure said:
I thought I was doing pretty good at the Metallica cover.
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What? u weren playing anything that was MoP. the first part - wtf? u were just playing some random stuff. The spider part - too slow and wrong. plus, why are u playing in clean? didn u noe u are supposed to be in distortion?

before posting a cover video of the greatest band ever, learn to play the song properly and not make a fool of urself. and get urself someone to play with. 8 years of playing the guitar.... more like palying once in a while ever since u started 8 years ago...


do me and everyone else here a favor, stop wasting our time watching ur 'awesome' videos. They just suck...
 
The great thing about playing Master of Puppets is to be able to play its awsome intro, it was playing over the top and you weren't even playing it, I take that because you cant play it. The power chords were completely out of time and disfunctioned, there was no rythme or speed in the power chords and you weren't even implementing the palm mutes between the power chords either. So im sorry but no it wasn't good at all, I didn't even know what you were doing throughout the piece. Learn how to read tabs or the music itself, get them off the internet (even though they are usually inaccurate) and learn how to play the songs properly. Or better yet, go get some guitar lessons from a teacher.
 
hneaz said:
do me and everyone else here a favor, stop wasting our time watching ur 'awesome' videos. They just suck...
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First of all, speak for yourself, and secondly, nobody is making you watch the videos, or even enter the thread. You should have been able to deduct his skill level after the first video.
 
I got my first guitar two weeks ago, (its a really cheap les paul special) and I'm just starting to learn how to play it.

I recorded my first song on it last weekend.
 
Alot of people in here are ****ing dumb. This guy is what metal is all about obviously.
 
theotherguy said:
I got my first guitar two weeks ago, (its a really cheap les paul special) and I'm just starting to learn how to play it.

I recorded my first song on it last weekend.
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Very nice recording, its pretty good for someone who started recently. i liked the lyrics and the vocals. very catchy. btw, where did u get the drum beats? using a program?
 
Drum machines ftw.

I'm totally gonna start a one man band one day. Just me, Comrade the drum machine, and Voyager the player piano.
 
Pressure, your hl2.net song brought a tear to my eye. Now i believe you. Metal indeed you are.
 
There is some real hate in this thread. I have to say, I haven't seen such a display of jealousy in a long time. It's pretty obvious that people feel intimidated by Pressure and his skill with the guitar. The anger is so pathetic :rolleyes:
 
im not jealous. i laugh cuz he said hes been playing for 8 years and i played for 3 years, and he posts these videos.

as for effort in putting videos, i dun make videos. but i have a track on my band's profile. Click Here
 
Oh yeah? then why did u say ur song is worse than Pressure? I smell irony....


Anyway, Pressure, i saw ur Fade to Black vid and it was played well. what i dun understand is why aren u posting these awesome videos on this thread?. if u can play Fade to Black, im sure u can play MoP.
 
hneaz said:
Oh yeah? then why did u say ur song is worse than Pressure? I smell irony....


Anyway, Pressure, i saw ur Fade to Black vid and it was played well. what i dun understand is why aren u posting these awesome videos on this thread?. if u can play Fade to Black, im sure u can play MoP.
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I don't know what you're talkin about.
 
I believe in you Pressure, don't listen to these sellouts.
 
Well when someone makes a thread, says they have been playing for 8 years, that they are awsome on the guitar and they find Metallica easy to play, then produce a medicore video, that person will be slated. He has quite obviously not been playing for 8 years, so he should have come in and said Ive been playing for such a time and I think Im getting it now, here is what I can do, you would get a better response then.
 
Pressure has succeeded in making a fool out of everyone who got pissed off in this thread :afro:
 
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Pressure has succeeded in making a fool out of everyone who got pissed off in this thread :afro:
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I honestly can't believe what some people are posting, like Shift and hneaz, you are making yourselves look completely stupid! You guys need to get down from your high horses heh.
 
hneaz said:
im not jealous. i laugh cuz he said hes been playing for 8 years and i played for 3 years, and he posts these videos.

as for effort in putting videos, i dun make videos. but i have a track on my band's profile. Click Here
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Your band sucks.

EDIT: No offence meant but - songs seem to have only vague ideas of rythem or time structure.. a GOD AWFUL name, generic song titles, generic metal band. Feh.
 
i have to agree with CB. 3 years is not alot of time for a band or musician, and there already is generic crap like that out there, youre not bringing anything new to the scene! what i'm waiting to see is ppl doing different stuff with the guitar!

if we're going to be bastards to people, seriously, hneaz, your rhythm is uneven as ****. get a metronome

plus, everyone needs different amounts of time to evolve, it's not a ****ing race, and not everyone has time to practice every single hour of the day..

i also play the guitar, just started out though.. but i've been playing piano/synth for a longer while so I*m finding it quite easy to learn stuff since i already have a reasonable idea of music theory. I just learned to play stairway to heaven :) can't even begin to get that solo right though

Shift said:
The great thing about playing Master of Puppets is to be able to play its awsome intro, it was playing over the top and you weren't even playing it, I take that because you cant play it. The power chords were completely out of time and disfunctioned, there was no rythme or speed in the power chords and you weren't even implementing the palm mutes between the power chords either. So im sorry but no it wasn't good at all, I didn't even know what you were doing throughout the piece. Learn how to read tabs or the music itself, get them off the internet (even though they are usually inaccurate) and learn how to play the songs properly. Or better yet, go get some guitar lessons from a teacher.
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I'm sorry but you shouldn't even attempt to teach someone, you're a ****ing dolt. Go practice solos by your heroes instead of poisoning promising aspirants with your negative attitude. it only reflects how insecure you are about your own playing.
 
I couldn't give a **** if I am making a fool of myself, I thought this would be a good topic to see if there were any good musicians using these forums and it turned into a joke, some of these have way too much time on their hands to be honest. Anyway lets treat this topic properly now, Im interested on who can play guitar and how well in this forum.
 
The only joke here is you.. and this:

How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 7.

One to screw it in and the rest to say "I could have done that"
 
I've been playing a little bit on and off, will be playing more regularly soon.
 
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