Who else plays guitar?

Narcolepsy · Oct 2, 2006

Face it, Pressure! You're bad at guitar, and you ALWAYS WILL BE.

Also you're bad at jokes. NOT THAT THIS IS A JOKE. I only laugh at your TERRIBLE GUITAR PLAYING.

knut · Oct 2, 2006

Steady with the caps. You might make this look like it was all meant to be a joke. But, jokes don't usually work without the 'funny' element so I'll brush that aside.

I play every now and again. Nothing over pretentious, though, but I'm not a huge fan of guitar solos or anything though really, so just a bit of At the Drive-In, few Mogwai songs, tinker around abit with some minamilist stuff, etc.

Shift · Oct 2, 2006

Currently learning Plug In Baby by Muse, been working on it for a few hours and have everything perfect apart from the intro which I have almost perfected.

Bull Goose Loony · Oct 3, 2006

ive played for a few years but only off and on, so im pretty shit, but i can play some metallica etc and most simple shit (powerchords etc)

also shift your a tool btw, lighten up a bit.

Stigmata · Oct 3, 2006

CrazyHarij said:
The only joke here is you.. and this:

How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 7.

One to screw it in and the rest to say "I could have done that"

Pressure, I have faith in you, man. Just put out a few more videos on Youtube, and I'm sure you'll have e-scouts practically begging for you to sign to their label

-Psy- · Oct 3, 2006

Try learning the easiest scale of all.

The Chromatic Scale

Pressure · Oct 4, 2006

I'm learning sweep picking!

Pressure · Oct 4, 2006

Sorry for the double post, but here's the video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uesqsMS4C_M

JNightshade · Oct 4, 2006

Holy shit! QCKLES!

Such is the power of Pressure, that he may bring even mighty qckbeam back from the void that is... er... somewhere else.

Pressure · Oct 5, 2006

I was playing a summoning song.

Stigmata · Oct 5, 2006

Any god that doesn't summon something after hearing that song is just a total asshole.

whitfield · Oct 5, 2006

Pressure, you're awful at guitar. :\

Not something you should try showing off, let alone put on YouTube.

This is coming from someone who has played guitar for four years. Your playing is just WAY too sloppy. Your picking is absolutely disgusting. It's as though you're just moving your hand really fast without worrying about what you're hitting. Don't play faster than you're able to.

[EDIT]
Jeez dude. I just read some more of your posts. I am probably better than you and I only tell people I'm somewhat decent.

[EDIT EDIT]
Dude. You're rediculous.

venturon · Oct 5, 2006

I'm going to go pound my head against a brick wall for a few hours.

Bull Goose Loony · Oct 5, 2006

whitfield said:
Pressure, you're awful at guitar. :\

Not something you should try showing off, let alone put on YouTube.

This is coming from someone who has played guitar for four years. Your playing is just WAY too sloppy. Your picking is absolutely disgusting. It's as though you're just moving your hand really fast without worrying about what you're hitting. Don't play faster than you're able to.

[EDIT]
Jeez dude. I just read some more of your posts. I am probably better than you and I only tell people I'm somewhat decent.

[EDIT EDIT]
Dude. You're rediculous.

phew, lucky he's got you to set him straight, genius :thumbs:

[edit] you can't be serious.

[edit again]DO YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR AT ALL????

Bull Goose Loony · Oct 5, 2006

I hate to double post but I can't stop wondering how someone this stupid (whitfield, lookin at you buddy) is alive and able to use a computer D:

not only that, but he brags that hes been playing guitar for FOUR ****ING YEARS and he thinks he's probably a better guitar player.probably.He's not even sure....

Pressure · Oct 5, 2006

I hear comments like this from jealous people all the time. Especially after I show them my sweeping technique.

whitfield · Oct 5, 2006

Hur.

I jammed this just now... excuse the pause at 60 seconds. That's just how windows recorder rolls.

http://www.phalanxmod.com/ballashit.wav

Keep in mind this is all imrpovisation.

Oh yea. And I'm missing a D string

.

Also. I understand this is a little sloppy. Fact is though that I'm not saying I'm good - only better than him.

Here, this is a cleaner clip of me playing Little Wing by Jimi Hendrix:

http://www.phalanxmod.com/littlewing.wav

knut · Oct 5, 2006

Bull Goose Loony said:
[edit again]DO YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR AT ALL????

Sorry, but where is the humour in someone posting videos of them playing guitar? I'm not sure whether this bloke is good or bad (and If I say it's all done on purpose, I'm sure an answer of 'No its not!!' will quickly follow, but maybe this guy is not too good, who knows?), but the funny to this thread? About as funny as cancer.

ericms · Oct 5, 2006

TheAntipop said:
About as funny as cancer.

Which is why most of us find this humorous.

knut · Oct 5, 2006

Ah, the easily amused.

Jangle · Oct 5, 2006

Pressure said:
As you could see in my video I play mostly speed metal, because it's the only type of music that takes skill to play.

Lol

I thought you were being serious until I read that.

Pressure · Oct 5, 2006

whitfield said:
Hur.

I jammed this just now... excuse the pause at 60 seconds. That's just how windows recorder rolls.

http://www.phalanxmod.com/ballashit.wav

Keep in mind this is all imrpovisation.

Oh yea. And I'm missing a D string .

Also. I understand this is a little sloppy. Fact is though that I'm not saying I'm good - only better than him.

Here, this is a cleaner clip of me playing Little Wing by Jimi Hendrix:

http://www.phalanxmod.com/littlewing.wav

Pshhhhhhhhh I could improvise that anyday.... even the little wing song. Keep in mind the solo I posted was an improvisation and it was like really long.

whitfield · Oct 5, 2006

sea said:
Kinda cool, but my improvising is better.

Yea. Like I said. I'm not good. I'm just better than Mr. I "play" speed metal.

Pressure said:
Pshhhhhhhhh I could improvise that anyday.... even the little wing song. Keep in mind the solo I posted was an improvisation and it was like really long.

...Why would you even think to compare yourself to Jimi Hendrix in saying you could imrpovise one of his greatest songs. You are one of the most rediculous people I've ever encountered on the net.

Pressure · Oct 5, 2006

Hendrix wasn't that good.

-Psy- · Oct 5, 2006

Pressure said:
Hendrix wasn't that good.

Your a jackass.

Seriously, just f' off and go play with your non-existent friends.

If you find stuff like this even remotely funny then you have the poorest sense of humour ever.

Oh dear, I'm just feeding him now...sigh.

Pressure · Oct 5, 2006

Sorry for thinking Hendrix was just mediocre at best. Show your maturity by insulting me over my opinion, wait you already did.

-Psy- · Oct 5, 2006

Ok then.

Show me in tab form what an Am chord is.

No Googling.

Pressure · Oct 5, 2006

I believe it is:

0
1
2
2
0
0
x

I could be wrong, but then again I don't bother with cords that much because I'm all up into the harder shit.

Vegeta897 · Oct 5, 2006

You big jerks are going to get Pressure's thread closed

-Psy- · Oct 5, 2006

Lol. Explain this "harder shit".

Pressure · Oct 5, 2006

Like:

Low E - 66666666666666666666666666555555555555555555555555555555333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333336666666666666666666666666666666666666655555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555

Really fast.

DeusExMachina · Oct 5, 2006

I agree with Pressure, Hendrix was way overrated.

Pressure · Oct 5, 2006

Thank you! Finally someone who agrees.

Pressure · Oct 5, 2006

Okay, I have to admit something. I'm really good at guitar, well at least at what I play. I am not a player of metal music, but rather a player of catchy jingles. I'm sorry.

Sample of my works: (May take a minute to process as I've just uploaded it.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd5Vz4Ios04

ComradeBadger · Oct 5, 2006

Davy Graham > you all

Pressure · Oct 5, 2006

Bull Goose Loony · Oct 6, 2006

Pressure said:
Like:

Low E - 66666666666666666666666666555555555555555555555555555555333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333336666666666666666666666666666666666666655555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555

Really fast.

you = guitar prodigy

hneaz · Oct 6, 2006

try
Drop C

Low C

0000222233338888777755551010101033335555

Really fast

Hectic Glenn · Oct 6, 2006

whitfield said:
Yea. Like I said. I'm not good. I'm just better than Mr. I "play" speed metal.

...Why would you even think to compare yourself to Jimi Hendrix in saying you could imrpovise one of his greatest songs. You are one of the most rediculous people I've ever encountered on the net.

You are an idiot. Are you one of these people which when gets told a farfetched joke turns around and says 'THAT WOULDNT HAPPEN' despite the fact it was just a joke? Honestly, you made yourself look like a fool now...

Also, this goes out to the world, not just whitfield who made the mistake, for millenia people have been spelling this word wrong. Rediculous? RIdiculous. That needed clearing up, i apologise.

whitfield · Oct 6, 2006

How is this supposed to be funny? There's nothing funny about someone posting gay ass videos of himself playing guitar and claiming hes good. It's obnoxious. Nothing I said was unreasonable. The guy obviously isn't joking around. He seriously seems to think he's amazing. Either that, I haven't read enough of this post, but I shouldn't even be writing this response let alone reading multiple pages of stupidity.

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