Who's Hotter?

[Absinthe]

There are everyday hotties that look better than those....

Great. Now answer his ****ing question instead of stating the obvious truth.

See, these kinds of topics piss me off. Half the population always says "OMG DUED THEY'RE NOT HOT" or "OMG I NOE CHIX THAT ARE HOTTER". Great. Good for you. Here's a tinfoil medal. Just state wether or not you'd **** them.

 

[bliink]

Adobe(tm) PhotoShop(tm) wins.

Corrected

 

[xLostx]

elisha cuthbert, hands down. bliink would be runner up but she hasn't send me many nude pix lately so no love for her

 

[MiccyNarc]

Pamela Anderson is hideous.

QFMFT.

Half the supermodels and stars these days are just over-makeup-ed bimbos.

Paris Hilton can go to hell.

Who is hotter? None of the above.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

QFMFT.

Half the supermodels and stars these days are just over-makeup-ed bimbos.

Paris Hilton can go to hell.

Who is hotter? None of the above.

Exactly.

 

[Absinthe]

I think you people lack testosterone.

 

[DeusExMachina]

This is one of the worst polls ever. There's literally millions of women I think are more attractive. Hell, I don't even find Pamela Anderson attractive nor Britney Spears. Electra is "alright."

 

[Absinthe]

Electra is "alright."

*throws hands in the air*

That's it. I ****ing give up.

 

[Dog--]

ok, Paris Hilton is nasty ass phug-ugly.
Pamela Anderson may be stupid and wear alot of makup, but she is still hot, same goes for carmen electra... Britney spears is in there as a joke, she is just nastay

 

[DeusExMachina]

*throws hands in the air*

That's it. I ****ing give up.

Hey just because she has big breasts doesn't mean I'm gonna wanna engage in sexual intercourse with her :dozey:

 

[JNightshade]

I think this thread is retarded. All of the women in the poll are more collagen and silicone than woman.

 

[Absinthe]

Hey just because she has big breasts doesn't mean I'm gonna wanna engage in sexual intercourse with her :dozey:

How about that she's attractive in pretty much every sense?

 

[Kamikazie]

Natalie Portman FTW!

 

[Dog--]

I think this thread is retarded. All of the women in the poll are more collagen and silicone than woman.

Whats wrong with that JNightShade? :naughty:

 

[DeusExMachina]

How about that she's attractive in pretty much every sense?

She's pretty. That's about it. Beautiful or gorgeous would be pushing it too far. I find her looks average.

 

[TheSomeone]

All fake-looking.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

All fake-looking.

QFT

Looks like a ****ing mannaquin/ Barbie Doll.

 

[bvasgm]

Corrected

lalalala I can't hear you!! lalalala

 

[Sparta]

Corrected

Even if that is photoshopped, Jessica Alba is still one of the hottest chicks on the planet.

Along with Charlize Theron.

 

[JNightshade]

Look, quite frankly, there are some girls in my school who I'd much rather do than any star. Wanna know why? Because I know them, and they have personalities. Fake bodies aside, all the women in this thread are just objects, just products, with no substance to them. And I guess that's what hotness is... but then I suppose I don't like hot people. I like real people.

 

[TheSomeone]

^ I agree. I've never fantasized about a superstars (Tom Cruise aside) because the fakeness is a total turnoff. (Tom Cruise was a joke btw)

I have this absolutely beautiful model on my computer, but she's nude .

EDIT: Found a non-nude: ( I usually dislike blonds, but she's just... wow)

 

[Absinthe]

Personality is isn't even a tertiary objective when I sex is the sole objective.

I don't expect people to profess love or the urge to marry a celebrity.

 

[TheSomeone]

Personality is isn't even a tertiary objective when I sex is the sole objective.

I don't expect people to profess love or the urge to marry a celebrity.

I'm sure personality reflects in bed.

 

[DreadLord]

^ I agree. I've never fantasized about a superstars (Tom Cruise aside) because the fakeness is a total turnoff. (Tom Cruise was a joke btw)

I have this absolutely beautiful model on my computer, but she's nude .

EDIT: Found a non-nude: ( I usually dislike blonds, but she's just... wow)

Oh noes! Your image is telling me, in Spanish, that there is a problem with my firewall!

 

[CyberPitz]

I vote a pr0n with me and Ikky to be teh best.

 

[Absinthe]

I'm sure personality reflects in bed.

I don't see how. Perhaps in some aspect. But in the end, sex is sex. If you think that people devoid of personality are incapable of being good at it... well, that's not true.

 

[Skaadi]

Skanks, skanks, all of them skanks.

 

[Absinthe]

Skanks, skanks, all of them skanks.

Fine, appease the lady.

 

[Skaadi]

Fine, appease the lady.

The chest hair reminds me of Chuck Norris

 

[CyberPitz]

At least get a GOOD Hoffmeister pic

 

[15357]

:x


I have no opinion as I don't like flaming.

 

[Sparta]

At least get a GOOD Hoffmeister pic

Thank you for giving me erectile dysfunction for the next 1000 years. Way to go man.

 

[jondy]

Look, quite frankly, there are some girls in my school who I'd much rather do than any star. Wanna know why? Because I know them, and they have personalities. Fake bodies aside, all the women in this thread are just objects, just products, with no substance to them. And I guess that's what hotness is... but then I suppose I don't like hot people. I like real people.

C'mon people, listen to what absinthe is saying and stop all the bullshit! This isn't about personalities, feelings or how sensitive a guy you are,this is about putting aside the loathing many feel (including me) of celebrities, and telling us which one you'd rather ****. Saying you wouldn't simply isn't an option at this kind of juncture

Thank you for giving me erectile dysfunction for the next 1000 years. Way to go man.

Sparta, your avatar makes me cringe, but I can't help watching it

 

[Sulkdodds]

Meh, personally I think Britney Spears is best but I decided not to take the easy way out and post 'other'. Pamela Anderson is just :x and Carmen Electra is A. alright and B. upside-down.

 

[jerkasaur]

carmen is too wild,
pamela is too much seen,
britney is a wh**e,
natalie portman is sweet, i'd vote for her...
I am the hottest...

 

[Skaadi]

None of those women are attractive because none of those are real women. Real women look normal, not like collagen overdosed skanks.

 

[jerkasaur]

i agree with Skaadi, i actually don't think even natalie portman is sweet after those monokini pics of her and that new movie she played in, what was it called again? closer? IIRC?

 

[Skaadi]

Glad someone agrees with me.

 

[Murray]

Quasimodo is hotter than any of these.

 

[Sparta]

I still stand by my Jessica Alba and Charlize Theron comment.