Who's living in your kitchen cupboard?

[CptStern]

Woman who'd been secretly living in NYC apartment captured on hidden camera

creepy

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/12/09/woman-whod-been-secr.html

 

[Raziaar]

These people are everywhere. They are more numerous than the rats living in NYC.

You just have to learn to accept them.

If we do not accept them, they will turn on us in violent fashion, rather than just eating our food.



But seriously this is entirely fake.

 

[CptStern]

These people are everywhere. They are more numerous than the rats living in NYC.

You just have to learn to accept them.

If we do not accept them, they will turn on us in violent fashion, rather than just eating our food.

i've set up traps to caprture one. I need a new helper monkey after the last one was killed in a bizarre gardening accident

But seriously this is entirely fake.

probably. I only watched bits and pieces of the video

 

[Escaep]

You can see her moving 20 seconds in. Plus, after two weeks of someone pissing in your sink, surely you'd notice something.

 

[kineaesth]

Ugh. Not only is it incredibly obvious that it's fake, it's not even well done. She's "living" in an area without any door at all, so you'd turn the lights on and be like "oh look a woman up there in that cupboard". Plus why would she sit and eat the food and GLRAHGLAKSJGALKJGA so fake.

 

[VirusType2]

Toaster-Chan

 

[Raziaar]

Ugh. Not only is it incredibly obvious that it's fake, it's not even well done. She's "living" in an area without any door at all, so you'd turn the lights on and be like "oh look a woman up there in that cupboard". Plus why would she sit and eat the food and GLRAHGLAKSJGALKJGA so fake.

Not to mention you'd smell her.

 

[Warped]

how does she shit??

 

[Raziaar]

how does she shit??

Dee Reynolds: You know what I gotta be honest with you, I think these supplements are doing a great job on their own, you know what I mean? I got tons of energy, my heart rates up, things are going great...
Dennis Reynolds: Absolutely. I feel great too. Look how vascular I am, look at how my veins are poppin'.
Dee Reynolds: Holy Shit.
Dennis Reynolds: Yeah, I look good AND I feel good.
Dee Reynolds: I feel good too apart from the recent bounds of explosive diarrhea.
Dennis Reynolds: Ohh. You've been having diarrhea?
Dee Reynolds: Oh God, all over the place.
Dennis Reynolds: Really? Well you know what that is, that's probably your body flushing out all the toxins.
Dee Reynolds: You think so?
Dennis Reynolds: I do think so yeah, yeah. I on the other hand have not taken a shit in days.
Dee Reynolds: Days?
Dennis Reynolds: Days.
Dee Reynolds: That doesn't sound good.
Dennis Reynolds: Ohh, no it's good. My body's working at 100% efficiency. Yeah, my body is absorbing every single nutrient and it's not wasting a single thing.
Dee Reynolds: Your body is taking it's job very seriously.
Dennis Reynolds: My body's doing it's job like it's never done it before.

 

[sinkoman]

how does she shit??

The article clearly states that this story takes place in New York City, so i'd image that she just drops it off wherever.

 

[repiV]

 

[KoreBolteR]

If real, this is bizzare... wasnt she watching the tv at one point? how didnt he hear? and yeah pissing in the sink is disgusting ugh. i wonder what happened when he watched the video

 

[MJ12]

who's living in your kitchen cupboard?

Captain Crunch. Me and him's tight.