Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

[f|uke]

Gordon dosen't need to hear all this; hes a highly trained professional.

Crap. I cant spell. Ridiculous.

 

[FoB_Ed]

Weren't you supposed to be in the test chamber half an hour ago?

 

[CrazyHarij]

So, what purpose does this have?

 

[f|uke]

Weren't you supposed to be in the test chamber half an hour ago?

I must remember to report that fluxuation.

So, what purpose does this have?

You have no idea what is going on... do you.

 

[Cole]

Im not going any furthor!
*Gets smacked to death by a crowbar*

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

We had a system crash about 20 minutes ago

 

[The Mullinator]

Gordon. Your alive! Thank god for that hazard suit.

 

[63]

For God's sake, open the silo door! They're coming for us and it's our only way out! Oh my God, we're doomed!

 

[Loke]

Wouldn’t you want to get one of these blood samples under a microscope?

 

[willyd]

hey catch me later ill buy you a beer

 

[nw909]

Hey! did ya see that shot!?

 

[f|uke]

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

(howd these Barneys get in here? )

 

[wayne white]

not you alone...

 

[PuNcH]

dont worry... i am a doctor.

 

[Johan_Tayn]

I tried to warn them, but the administrator just wouldn't listen..

 

[pyroCow]

Do you know who ate all the donuts?

 

[Kiva128]

Forget about Freeman.

 

[Shuzer]

My god! What are you doing!?

 

[63]

I can't shut it down!

 

[Fly en Shoes]

i havnt seen a poll this awsome in a long ass time

 

[ummno]

rofl funny thread

 

[f|uke]

Its about to go critical!

 

[<RJMC>]

sir I hear something

 

[Naudian]

Oh Dear!

...(whats going on in this thread? im confused...)

 

[venturon]

All I know is he's been killin' my buddies...

 

[Rocketman9mm]

If we follow standard insertion procedures, everything will be fine.

 

[venturon]

Gordon doesn't need to hear this, he's a trained professional.

 

[Ghost Freeman]

Shit, we got hostiles!

 

[Chris D]

Hey! Eat this you bastard!

 

[Edcrab]

Mister! You! Are! Going! Down!

We! Will! Kick! Your! Ass!

 

[Kiva128]

I'm gonna shoot you in the face!

err...wrong game.

 

[Chris D]

Gordon Freeman in the flesh, or rather in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons. Most of them were government property. As for the suit, I think you've earned it. The border world, Xen, is in our control for the time being, thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there. I am impressed. That's why I'm here Mr. Freeman. I have recommended your services to my ... employers. And they have authorised me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have limitless potential. You've proved yourself a decisive man so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're interested, just step into the portal and I will take that as a 'yes'. Otherwise, well, I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning. Rather an anti-climax after what you've just survived.

It's time to choose...

Wisely done, Mr. Freeman. I will see you up ahead.

 

[Edcrab]

We've been rather busy in your ab-sence, Mr. Freeman...

D'you remember when we thought Black Mesa was as bad as it could get?

Will this run on my 486?

Ah, the memories...

 

[kiwii]

Gordon..? Gooordooooooooooooon!!!!!! :angry: (falls down to his death)

 

[Loke]

Destroy the damn thing before it grows any larger... Uahh!

And my personal favourite.

----

So, where are we taking this Freeman guy?

- Topside for question.

What the hell for? We got him, let’s kill him now!

- Uhh, and if they find the body?

Body? What body?

- Hehehe...

Hahaha...


Maybe some sentence is wrong, my memory isn’t the best.

 

[Mechagodzilla]

They all wear the ridiculous ties because they need some way to make sure that no women sneak into their all-male workplace.

Since, as we all know, women never wear ties.

More evidence of their secret anti-female detection system:

Gordon Freeman.. it is you, isn’t it? The science team has been tracking your progress with the Black Mesa security system. Unfortunately, so has the military. That suit of yours is full of tracking devices. Still, it’s better than going naked in this place. It’s cold in there and you’ll have to hurry. It could sap your suit power in a matter of moments. If you’re bent on reaching the Lambda complex, then you’ll want to keep to the older industrial areas, where the security system is full of holes. It’s worked for me so far.

 

[dæmon]

Whew! Something died down here.

 

[Chris D]

Did you see that shot?

 

[Dalamari]

Everyone's favorite
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Catch me later, I'll buy ya a beer.

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Oh shit!

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**fvox dude voice**
Woop woop illegal ass breach detected.

 

[JackieChad]

It's ready. NO! Wait!