Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

  • I really don't know.

    Votes: 29 4.6%

  • Shut up.

    Votes: 58 9.2%

  • Don't be ridiculous.

    Votes: 17 2.7%

  • Is anybody else getting hungry?

    Votes: 47 7.5%

  • Ah, it's good to see you.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • You have no idea what is going on... do you?

    Votes: 30 4.8%

  • Somebody's hidden my glasses again.

    Votes: 67 10.7%

  • Please! Leave me alone until after the experiment!

    Votes: 65 10.4%

  • They're waiting for you, Gordon... in the test chamber..

    Votes: 194 30.9%

  • Ahhh, Ahhhh!! Ahhhhhhhhhgrh!!

    Votes: 99 15.8%
  • Total voters
    628
did anyone else hear the bug with the falling elevator? I did

*screech*
"aaaaahhhhhaaarrrrggghhhhh hello gordon aaaaaaghhhhhaaaarrrgghhh"
 
You have no idea what is going on... do you.
 
"That's one less horror in the world"

(cant believe you guys havent dont that one yet)
 
"I wonder if I should run that test again..."

"Sir. I. Hear. Something."

I love Half-Life...
Honestly, what other game can you do this with? Half-Life is just so much more than a game!

@ Etzel... I think someone already has... Maybe even twice..
 
"Shake it baby!"
"Wanna dance?"
"Shake it baby!"
"Shake it baby!"

hmm .. wrong game.. but the memories ? ahh :E
 
"Don't linger Mr.Freeman, you've turned on the pumps. Now take the access pipe, flood the core, and get on up to the labs without delay!"

Did anyone else not like this scientist's attitude? He was so condescending that I smacked him with the crowbar.
 
dæmon said:
"Don't linger Mr.Freeman, you've turned on the pumps. Now take the access pipe, flood the core, and get on up to the labs without delay!"

Did anyone else not like this scientist's attitude? He was so condescending that I smacked him with the crowbar.
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I shot him in the face with my crossbow.
 
Bee Bee.. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BOOM


Uh, it's probably not a problem ,probably. But I'm showing a small discrepancy, well no its well within acceptable bounds again. Sustaining sequence.

impulse 101 >> Rocket into control room window.
 
I say that I want to **** her

oops wrong thing

man,he is not man,he waits you
 
:sniper:
i had a system crash in are still trying to get my files :borg:
 
Marine 1 - This has training mission written all over it, why else would they have kept our orders from us for so long?

Marine 2 - I know man, throwin us into this hunk of junk and not even tellin us what we're goin in for man.

Lt. - Do you have a problem private! I will give you your orders when we have reached the LZ!

Marine 2 - Yes sir!

*Shit hits the fan and the Lt bails and jumps out of the osprey*
 
lol yeah those animations rock - like how you've got it in your avatar too, RoyaleWithCheese.

"NO, NO get it off me, get it off! Aaah!"
 
Go away! This is my hiding place and I'm not coming out until the situation has drastically improved!
 
For god's sake open the silo doors, they're coming for us it's our only way out! Oh my god we're doomed, dooomed!
 
I'm going to stay here - and wait for my collegues.
 
Hey what the hell are you doing down here. Get top side. I hear troops comin in to save us.
 
Well, the dimensional breach is definitely transmitting organic matter.
 
Warning: user death imminent.

Take me with you! I'm the one man who knows everything! *BLAM!*

I was a wuss in high school! Hard to believe, I know.

What do you want on your tombstone?

Ammunition depleted.

My god! What are you doing!?

Stop attacking! He's a friend!

Oh no, you're one of th-them! Can't we all just get along?

What is your major malfunction, soldier!?

I will break you down like an M16!

Dirtbag, I will smoke you like a cuban cigar!

OMG U CHEATING FGGOT LOSER WTF BS TROJAN HORSE WALLHACKER! (oh wait, that's CS...)
 
Kanehdian said:
Warning: user death imminent.

Take me with you! I'm the one man who knows everything! *BLAM!*

I was a wuss in high school! Hard to believe, I know.

What do you want on your tombstone?

Ammunition depleted.

My god! What are you doing!?

Stop attacking! He's a friend!

Oh no, you're one of th-them! Can't we all just get along?

What is your major malfunction, soldier!?

I will break you down like an M16!

Dirtbag, I will smoke you like a cuban cigar!

OMG U CHEATING FGGOT LOSER WTF BS TROJAN HORSE WALLHACKER! (oh wait, that's CS...)
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haha i like the last one :)
 
"We waited too long, we can't continue it" (I found this Wav file somewhere, but i guess it's impossible to prevent the incident

There is a mumble chat Between the G-man and one of the scientist, if you get close and turn louder your speaker you may hear something like that:

Scientist: "...the equipment is un-expectable..."(something like that)

G-man: "....This is awful but this is inter.. (didn't understand what he said later on)"

G-man: "...This does not... (didn't understand what he said later on)"

G-man: "...I won't... and offer you after that..."

G-man: "... Do i have wounderd..."

G-man: "My employers have agreed" (this one is clear)

G-man: "...The Scientist and the flag(?!)..."
 
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