Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

[MarcoPollo]

He keeps it locked in his room (AKA his moms attic)

 

[special-ed]

Combine Soldier: yeadfvrruurrrf(muffled voice)Rrrrmm hes gone, hes gone, radio contrllll.... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 rmmmmhhhh!!

c.p. death: boooobeeeeeeeeb (radio crackle) unit down at sector c.

Nihilianth:

Cooomes another...

Whaaaat haaaave yoooou doone...!?

Diieee nowww dieeeee Now!

You will leeaarnnach you will leaahhh

I am the last! I am the last!

They're waiting for you gordon, in the test chamber. (best scientist quote) GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! (other best scientist quote)

Where's your ball dog? -Alyx

What is this? Another life to save? I'll keep my eye on you, more than that I can not promise. -Father Gregori

dsallafjadfhasfhdklfhdafjhak (bunch of muffled voices) fdahfohh look! out! fdfa sh*t sh*t kaboom. (sound a squad of combine make when near something about to explode.) I just find it hilarious when they panic

BEST QUOTE FROM ANY GAME EVERY!!!!!! :

Ahhhhhhhrghhhhhhhh greetings!AHHHHHHRGHHHHBOOOM!!

 

[special-ed]

Oh, and another funny scripted glitch occurs when the scientist getting chased by a bullsquid in that ice chamber says "ah, its good to see you" in a jolly voice.

 

[slaze]

hazard hazard hazard. thank god the the hazard suit

 

[amUous]

"even then, the supression device will... Uhh.... Suppress anyone coming through."

^^Best line ever

 

[Agent G-Man]

"A predictable failure, Dr. Freeman."

 

[doomed14life]

don't remember the exact words:

"be careful, its a prototype, don't let it overheat!"
"what do you mean let it over-" BOOM

 

[15357]

creakkk creacreacreacreakkrekakreak~

(doors glitch)

 

[Langolier]

(Wow, I can't believe these ones haven't been used...)

Marine: I... can't... go on...

Friend fire... FRIENDLY FIRE!

Otis: Mmm... candy.

------------------------------------------

Barney: Aim for the head... if you can find it.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Alien Alert!

I'll Tag em, you Bag em!

When this is all over, I'm going to mate

 

[Danimal]

This thread is still around I remember this thing going on in September last year :|

Anyway, one of my favourites:

Human Grunt dying: You... Got... Nothing... *collapses*

 

[Dekstar]

"Welcome to the black Mesa research Facility...."

The safest part of the game

 

[Penfold]

This is a quote that has been discussed thoroughly in it's own thread, hope I get it right

"I've told you a hundred times how I'm opposed to pushing this equipment beyond the test levels"

 

[Dekstar]

This is a quote that has been discussed thoroughly in it's own thread, hope I get it right

"I've told you a hundred times how I'm opposed to pushing this equipment beyond the test levels"

How has it been discussed thoroughly exactly?

 

[Penfold]

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=24511&highlight=mumble

If that isn't thoroughly, then I don't know what is :rolling:

 

[15357]

*electrical noise* *zap* *gunfire* *zap* *explosions* *sounds of terror and destruction* *last words of a dying soldier* *BEEP* *White All over* *Green all over* *scary man with breifcase spouts sh-t*

 

[Dodo]

... ... . . .. .. . . . . . . .. ... .. .
....... aah... aa. ouch... ahh .
aa. .. . . . . . . ... ... . .. . .
... . . .. .. uh.. .. .. .. . . . . . .. .

-gordon freeman

 

[Ennui]

(jump forward ten years)

When I get done with all of this, I'm gonna mate.

 

[Eaglebird]

Don't ask me...

 

[fokke]

What is that doc?

 

[baron insig]

this is an insatiably random thread, thusly hell yes its good!

 

[Eaglebird]

Overhead capacitors to, 105%...
It's probably not a problem, probably, but I'm seeing a small discrepancy in.., no, it's well within limits, sustaining sequence..

 

[The_Great_Walter]

This thread is just too magical to be forgotten like this...

 

[Naudian]

No I think it was just fine when it was forgotten lol

 

[CrazyHarij]

This is the best thread ever on the whole wide internet, full stop.

edit: Oh, I forgot:
"- Uhh, and if they find the body?

Body? What body?

*chuckling*"

 

[Insano]

Hmm, this seems like a clear act of the USSR!

You, mister Ididit, call the cops!

 

[Solaris]

Wow.xors

 

[CyberPitz]

Don't forget about us out there...alrighty?

Ok I'll let you through now......

 

[Naudian]

WEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOPHEWMMB!

-Houndseye

 

[cabbs]

"GRraabarble aarrgggg" ZAP (you dont hear that bit)

Stalker

 

[Beerdude26]

We're All Doomed!

 

[moonchild]

can't believe yall missed it...

"can we get these blood samples under a microscope" ...

*put HL cd*... *click install*