Woman fined for asking theatre patron to turn off cell phone

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Say there were two people in a theater. One of them was a guy who was texting during the movie. The other was a woman who tapped him on the shoulder and told him to knock it off. The guy made a scene, screaming at her and storming out of the theater (which never would’ve happened at the Alamo Drafthouse). Now, out of the two, which one of them do you think was levied a $260 fine? If you answered the lady, congratulations, you are the state of Texas

“She said something. I couldn’t make it out. That’s why I turned. She was probably saying something like, ‘Get off your phone.’ I turned, and she pushed. She just happened to push my neck at the time my neck was in an awkward position. Kinda like having a little fender bender, and you get a little whiplash in your neck, you know.”

Both are 54. Fout, a marketing consultant, describes himself as a 220-pound “pretty big guy. I’m broad. I’m not fat. Used to play football.” Godwin says she is a 136-pound skin care specialist.

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/08/travesty-of-the-day-woman-fined-260-for-scolding-theater-texter

followup; He blames the liberal media for blowing this out of proportion

“Obviously the guy slanted the story because in all likelihood he’s a liberal,” Fout said.


http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/08/follow-up-texas-theater-texter-blames-liberal-media
 
Oh Texas you were doing so well with the whole vote against creationism in schools. Why'd you have to go and do this?
 
Oh Texas you were doing so well with the whole vote against creationism in schools. Why'd you have to go and do this?
I told you guys, just because they did one thing right doesn't make it a normal state. They're weirdos down there.
 
Both are 54. Fout, a marketing consultant, describes himself as a 220-pound “pretty big guy. I’m broad. I’m not fat. Used to play football.” Godwin says she is a 136-pound skin care specialist.

Relevance?
 
Relevance?

read the article: he claimed she injured him when she tapped his shoulder

She just happened to push my neck at the time my neck was in an awkward position. Kinda like having a little fender bender, and you get a little whiplash in your neck, you know."
 
Yeah I read the article, what does their weight in pounds have to do with the story?
 
I told you guys, just because they did one thing right doesn't make it a normal state. They're weirdos down there.

Yeah, a lot of these people are ****ing crazy.
 
Yeah I read the article, what does their weight in pounds have to do with the story?

It's an emasculating thing. Some 200-some-odd-pound self proclaimed ex-football player being injured by a puny woman is pathetic, in a nice little journalism slant.

anyway yay two assholes are assholes
 
Wow. That guy really does sound like a total pussy, douchebag. Just sayin'.
 
It's an emasculating thing. Some 200-some-odd-pound self proclaimed ex-football player being injured by a puny woman is pathetic, in a nice little journalism slant.

anyway yay two assholes are assholes

Uh, what? They said it to show how ridiculous a claim it was that a woman her size could injure a man his size by touching him with her finger. Despite not really being relevant (a woman her size COULD hurt someone his size, afterall) its still not trying to emasculate him, but rather trying to prove a stupid point. Also, there's only one asshole in this story, and its the loud fatass who sued a person for telling him to be quiet in a movie theater.
 
this is almost as bad as recording police officers and getting the book thrown at you
 
Pretty ridiculous. Seems like the police could've gotten a witness from the audience.

The person who wrote the article is a really crappy "journalist" though:
"If hot teachers can get fired for banging their students (which, frankly, is just going above and beyond, as far as I’m concerned), surely this guy should lose his job"
WTF
 
Wait.

Stern, are you honestly trying to tell me that a conservative American was being unreasonable and got away with it in Texas?

I don't believe you, you lying liberal sack of shit.
 
His story ****ing pisses me offi.

He was in an important text, not just any old text.
He was holding the phone so close to his chest that he could barely see the screen, so obviously other people would have an even harder time, and this makes the guy obviously very courteous.
He couldn't make out her voice, so when he turned for their first meeting he couldn't have been in an angry/bad/disgruntled mood. Therefore any negativity on her part wasn't instigated by him!
This crazy ass bitch just out of nowhere hits this courteous guy, during an important text, who's in a pleasant mood, and just trying to better understand what a fellow movie patron was saying!
His neck was in this perfect position for whiplash, so not only was he emotionally assaulted but physically as well!! oh noes!

That's a god damn crafted response if I ever read one, I ****ing want to burn this man at the stake and eat his ashes just so I can shit them out and piss on them.


edit: not only does her story read like a more natural re-telling, but it also includes information which could be proven by talking with nearby people (the part about him saying ‘I am charging you with assault' before storming out). Really nowhere in his response does he include details which could be corroborated by nearby people, which is very suspicious.
 
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