Worst Part Of Waking Up?

[Dog--]

What is the one thing you can't stand about waking up?

For me, it's 2 words: Morning Wood

 

[joule]

Waking up.

 

[Beerdude26]

Waking up.

Exactly.

 

[Hazar]

getting out of bed

 

[Que-Ever]

The confusion...

"what? Why am I here? Where are all the ladies?"

 

[Naudian]

The being still tired.

 

[Absinthe]

Knowing you have to do something today that you've held off for the past week.

After that, still being tired tied with a hangover.

 

[CptStern]

trying to pee but hardon wont let you

 

[Hazar]

trying to pee but hardon wont let you

:cop:

D:

 

[JFry]

The confusion...

"what? Why am I here? Where are all the ladies?"

Ha ha well there's one guy who obviously didn't get laid last night. JK MATE!

 

[Hectic Glenn]

trying to pee but hardon wont let you

Heh, yeah everyone can relate. For me its my breath & throat. It's horrible when you wake up, whats that about?
Still being tired is really horrible though, especially when there is no leeway for a 'waking up period', where you doze and slowly wake up. Waking up, being tired, then needing to get up right away for work is truely evil!

 

[evil^milk]

rofl @ morning wood.

 

[Dog--]

Only real men get Morning Wood!

 

[Beerdude26]

REAL MEN GET
MORNING GLORY​

 

[Que-Ever]

Ha ha well there's one guy who obviously didn't get laid last night. JK MATE!

No, that's the problem, I was.

Actually, I think the biggest problem is the coating of fuzzy nasty in my mouth. Damn teeth just won't stay brushed.

Edit: Some get morning wood. Some get morning glory. I get morning jesus.

 

[Slacker]

The only time I've ever had a wet dream was when I was sleeping over at a friend's house.

Yeah, we're not really friends anymore.

 

[Que-Ever]

I've never had a wet dream D:

 

[Zeus]

During school (high school at least) : waking up knowing you've got the whole school day ahead of you

 

[Absinthe]

I've never had a wet dream D:

Same.

Generally speaking, wet dreams only occur with people who repress their sexual urges. Luckily for me, I spunk enough to avoid ruining the sheets.

 

[Que-Ever]

Same.

Generally speaking, wet dreams only occur with people who repress their sexual urges. Luckily for me, I spunk enough to avoid ruining the sheets.

Aha, that explains everything.

 

[theotherguy]

folgers in your cup.

 

[Que-Ever]

^lol.

 

[Dog--]

lol, when I made the thread I WAS going to name it that, but I figured most people wouldn't get it..

 

[Slacker]

Also, am I the only one who doesn't "frantically" try to turn off the alarm? I usually just sigh, lay there for a few seconds, and press "off."

 

[Tr0n]

What about an "all of the above" option?

 

[bliink]

whats the reason for the "morning wood" anyway?

I could possibly look it up myself, but I'm lazy.

 

[Que-Ever]

I think your body gives you a boner so you don't wet yourslef at night. Or, it means you had some good dreams.

 

[Icarusintel]

Still being drunk, like i'll be tomorrow :E

 

[Greatgat]

folgers in your cup.

Dammit, first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title. Other than the bane of shitty coffee, probably the taste in my mouth. I hate morning breath.

 

[Dog--]

whats the reason for the "morning wood" anyway?

I could possibly look it up myself, but I'm lazy.

There actually was a thread on why this happens a while ago..

I don't think you'll want to look it up on google, it's when men have boners when they wake up.. There were multiple theories, the feasible one (to me) is that when you sleep on your stomach the blood pools at the lowest part of your body ..

 

[Slacker]

whats the reason for the "morning wood" anyway?

I could possibly look it up myself, but I'm lazy.

Haha, that reminds me of the Beavis and Butthead where they do a school project about the "Morning Wood Fairy" who comes at night and gives guys morning woods.

 

[Skaadi]

http://www.adifferentlightbooks.com/images/product/AF10F.jpg

LMAO

 

[Azner]

Usaully The Dry sticky mouth....

 

[bliink]

There actually was a thread on why this happens a while ago..

I don't think you'll want to look it up on google, it's when men have boners when they wake up.. There were multiple theories, the feasible one (to me) is that when you sleep on your stomach the blood pools at the lowest part of your body ..

I know what it is.. I just wasn't sure about why it happened

 

[dfc05]

I'd normally pick "Still tired", but seeing as the pain of falling to the ground was my most recent bad waking-up experience, I had to pick that one.

 

[Azner]

Ouch... next time im laying air bags on the floor, speaking of which, when i sleep in my bros room, i get the under bead(no not a bunk, its a bed with a matress underneath) then he anlways ends up on me...

 

[Thadius Dean]

Was hoping for a "Folgers in your cup" option.

 

[Greatgat]

when i sleep in my bros room, i get the under bead(no not a bunk, its a bed with a matress underneath) then he anlways ends up on me...

D:

 

[Azner]

D:

-_-


Hes Four

 

[Greatgat]

Hes Four

Once again, I must reply with...

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