Worst Part Of Waking Up?

Worst Part Of Waking Up?

  • The Eye Crusties! (Or "Sleep" In Your Eyes..)

    Votes: 3 2.8%

  • Franticly Trying To Shut Off Your Alarm

    Votes: 8 7.5%

  • Your Still Tired!

    Votes: 73 68.9%

  • Hangover (That's For You, You Lousy Drunks! ;))

    Votes: 7 6.6%

  • Morning Wood

    Votes: 11 10.4%

  • The Pain Of Falling To The Ground (Happens To EVERYONE!)

    Votes: 2 1.9%

  • Wet Dream! :D

    Votes: 2 1.9%
  • Total voters
    106
ahaha

and to bliinks question... its because EVIL dreams of bliink in his sleep and spreads it to the rest of us by telepathic link.
 
I hate waking up with a dry throat and blocked nose and also having a morning wood. Makes peeing a pain :(
 
Its a type of bonzai tree that grows in a bed while the occupant is sleeping.. noone knows why
 
noone? i know him, hes my steam fren, sadly hes not online right now... Do you mean ere----- when someone is sleepinh?
 
bliink said:
Why not just chop it down with an axe?
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Let's allow a moment for all the guys in this forum to collectively cringe...


*cringes*


As for waking up...the worst thing is waking up thinking you have tons more time to sleep, checking your clock and seeing you have less than 1 minute until the alarm blares.

I also hate when I know I'm super tired and my brain starts to play tricks on me to get me to sleep more. It usually goes down something like this:

*ALARM*
I look up at the clock, it reads 8:45

Brain: Alright, go back to sleep, that was just the first alarm, you've got plenty of time before your next alarm, THAT'll be the real one.

Me: You sure? I thought I only set one and my class starts at 9:30...

Brain: Nah, you can sleep for a while yet, your class isn't until like...uhh...10 or something.

Me: Whaaat? That doesn't sound right. Oh well, you're the brain.

9:26

I snap awake realizing I should've been up ages ago, roll out of bed, throw clothes on, grab books and go to class cursing my brain.

Me: Look what you've done. Now you don't get any breakfast you retard.

Brain: It was worth it.
 
I've no problem with getting out of bed early. The only thing that can possibly hinder my progress is when it's cold in my bedroom. That's the worst thing about waking up. I loathe low temperatures and the contrast between the warm, warm bed and the unforgiving cold outside the covers is enough to make me hesitate. But eventually I suck it up.
 
Hectic Glenn said:
Heh, yeah everyone can relate. For me its my breath & throat. It's horrible when you wake up, whats that about?
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The breath is from all the food that rots in your mouth during sleep.

I don't know about the throat though.

btw, I'm tried... Always tired.
 
I'm definitely choosing the "my still tired" option.

(HINT: that was pointing out the grammatical error!)
 
still tired. and the knowledge that you HAVE to wake up 2 go too work :(
 
Potemkin said:
I've no problem with getting out of bed early. The only thing that can possibly hinder my progress is when it's cold in my bedroom. That's the worst thing about waking up. I loathe low temperatures and the contrast between the warm, warm bed and the unforgiving cold outside the covers is enough to make me hesitate. But eventually I suck it up.
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Same.

Having the A/C on overnight, and then waking up and freezing your nuts off. D:
That along with the 'frantically turning off the alarm'.
My alarm clock scares the shit out of me every morning. D:... it sounds like a gorramn car alarm... amplified x10.
 
Going to bed too late and then wake up because of the alarmclock and have weird-ass fantasies because you're still half sleeping. For example, the other day I went to bed after being busy with a Java program, so when the alarm went off a few hours later, I had weird thoughts about having to "program" the clock. Can't even really explain it, it's weird. I always have half-awake dreams that are batshit insane about the last thing that kept me occupied the previous day.
 
I would say the worst bit is losing your dream that you were having, wet or dry. Dreams are great. But I never really remember the awesome awesome ones.
 
PvtRyan said:
I had weird thoughts about having to "program" the clock. Can't even really explain it, it's weird. I always have half-awake dreams that are batshit insane about the last thing that kept me occupied the previous day.
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Yeah, know just what you mean D:

Especially with thinking computer interfaces should work with real life when you're half dreaming.
 
kirovman said:
Yeah, know just what you mean D:

Especially with thinking computer interfaces should work with real life when you're half dreaming.
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Exactly.

Waking up is hell for me, cause I go to bed far too late. I used to put my alarm on the nightstand next to my bed. That didn't work well, I just turned it off. Then, I put it on my desk so I actually had to get out. That didn't work well either, I turned it off half-asleep and just jumped back in my bed. Now, I actually tape the switch, that sets the alarm to 'on', shut so I can't switch the clock off in an unconscious state and oversleep. So far, that's working reasonably well. But my sleepy-me is already adapting to that, I can now take the tape off in an onconscious state.. ;(
 
PvtRyan said:
Exactly.

Waking up is hell for me, cause I go to bed far too late. I used to put my alarm on the nightstand next to my bed. That didn't work well, I just turned it off. Then, I put it on my desk so I actually had to get out. That didn't work well either, I turned it off half-asleep and just jumped back in my bed. Now, I actually tape the switch, that sets the alarm to 'on', shut so I can't switch the clock off in an unconscious state and oversleep. So far, that's working reasonably well. But my sleepy-me is already adapting to that, I can now take the tape off in an onconscious state.. ;(
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I have a clock that can set up to 5 alarms. If you set them all 5 minutes apart, you will wake up
 
Those exist?

I had the idea of an invention: a clock for which you set an alarm, like to all other. And then you set another 'safety alarm' that would trigger x time after you switch off the first.

I'm not a great creative thinker..

But I like to set my clock early, so I can wake up in steps. So I first set my clock at 5.40 if I need to be at work at 7.00, but I don't get out until 6.20-6.30. When I wake up at 5.40, I am supposed to set it to 6:15 or so, but often I just don't realize I can in that state so I just let it in snooze mode to go off every 5 minutes and eventually I turn it off onconsciously with my uber tape-removal skills. It's dangerous, almost like running with scissors.
 
The worst part about waking up today was slowly realizing that I was on the floor. Downstairs. Several meters away from my bed.
 
PvtRyan said:
Exactly.

Waking up is hell for me, cause I go to bed far too late. I used to put my alarm on the nightstand next to my bed. That didn't work well, I just turned it off. Then, I put it on my desk so I actually had to get out. That didn't work well either, I turned it off half-asleep and just jumped back in my bed. Now, I actually tape the switch, that sets the alarm to 'on', shut so I can't switch the clock off in an unconscious state and oversleep. So far, that's working reasonably well. But my sleepy-me is already adapting to that, I can now take the tape off in an onconscious state.. ;(
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I do exactly the same as you, except I chuck my alarm clock under my bed on extra loud. It's not easy to excavate under your bed in a half asleep state so I do eventually wake up properly.
 
Thats why my alarm is in the corner away from the bed so I am forced to stand up. It ususally helps but not always.
 
Knowing that i have work in an hour D:

Though with Metallica blasting at me i generally do get up quickly!
 
Waking up, thinking it's a Saturday, then finding out I've got school D:
 
PsychoFreak said:
Waking up, thinking it's a Saturday, then finding out I've got school D:
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yeah it happens often here...
the worst part is waking up and you're still tired...it happens when you sleep to much
 
Exactly.

Waking up is hell for me, cause I go to bed far too late. I used to put my alarm on the nightstand next to my bed. That didn't work well, I just turned it off. Then, I put it on my desk so I actually had to get out. That didn't work well either, I turned it off half-asleep and just jumped back in my bed. Now, I actually tape the switch, that sets the alarm to 'on', shut so I can't switch the clock off in an unconscious state and oversleep. So far, that's working reasonably well. But my sleepy-me is already adapting to that, I can now take the tape off in an onconscious state..
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Have a parent hide several alarm clocks on you, that way you can't find them! and uhh....you will wake up.
 
I think your penis is erect when you sleep because it acts as an antenna to receive dreams through.

I hate getting up.
Your having an awesome dream, you've got hot chicks everywhere, or you're kicking the ass of 10 people, one of whom has a BEEP- BEEP - BEEP - BEEP - BEEP - BEEP - BEEP You think wtf is that, oh its my alarm, omg stfu it cant be morning already, BEEEp BEEEP STFU. You hit your alarm. **** if I go back to sleep now Ill miss the bus. You get up. Getting your trousers on is a ****ing nightmare with a massive boner. your freezing becuase you left your window open. You accidentically kick over a glass of water and ruin the book you were just reading. Your breaths awful and takes about 15minutes of brushing to fix. You hairs everywhere and wont do what I want it to do. ITS RAINING FFS I WANT TO GO BACK TO MY ****ING BED.
 
Dammit, i had a long night last night and now i got a full 8 hour day today, and i'm still f*cking tired!
 
Some of you guys are haveing trouble waking up because you are using buzzing alarms. It's not exactly a good start being scared out of your sleep.

I have a dual "alarm" and I set it to an awesome morning show.
I get set enough into a schedule I will wake up at the same time every morning without the use of an alarm, but the radio show gives my mind something interesting in reality to focus on.

I don't have a problem with any of that stuff but sometimes I am just really tired because I go to bed so late.
 
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