Worst possible "date" ever!

Is it just me or are some of the pics not working anymore.
 
oh lord that was awesome.

Anyone have the picture of the 4chan thread where the guy describes his epic shit?
 
I know. I read it on another forum, and it was there where I learned that it had propagated from some unknown source, perhaps 4chan. In any case, the provenance of the comical piece of text is mystifying.
 
Maybe it's a strange case of a viral thread. Weird.
 
Ok, time to set the record straight. What. The hell. Is 4chan?
 
hardly the worst ever. for starters, nobody died.
 
Ok, time to set the record straight. What. The hell. Is 4chan?

Okay, time for a long-winded post.

4chan is a popular imageboard which is the americanized version of Japan's Futaba Channel, and was founded by a person who goes by the moniker 'moot' and founded for the purpsoes of discussion video games, anime, manga, and derivatives. However, near the end of the first year of its existence, it began to grow exponentially more popular because of the increased popularity of the internet and PC gaming thanks to things like WoW, HL2, and a few others.

It is the source; or rather, hub; of many popular 'memes': a phrase coined by Charles Darwin for anything that weeds its way through society as a popular subject or ideal. Memes are, really, the main fore-stay of the site. They popularize it; and spread it to other sites quickly. Deviantart, Gaia Online, Facepunch, and SPUFU are some of the other sites that's been infected by it. The site that spawns many memes, which get transported to 4chan, and so on, is Somethingawful, which many are familiar with.

If you don't know what an imageboard is, wiki it.

Really, the place sucks in general, but often has gems in the form of 'copypasta', or a copy-pasted story, or images. This would likely be a good story for use in a copypasta.

There are many boards on 4chan. The most popular being /a/, /v/, and /b/. You'll hear a lot of shit about /b/, but we'll just say right now that it's meaning was for a place that you can act like a 12-year old kid. The problem was when REAL 12 year old kids started taking it seriously.

/v/ is Video Games, where people discuss tripcodes(wiki it) and how weeaboos suck. I'm not even kidding here. There is no video game discussion.

/a/ is Anime, and that's self-explanatory. Really, it's just bleach vs. one piece discussions and waifu threads, last I checked.

There you are. A long-winded post summarizing 4chan in its entirety.

The place isn't all terrible; boards like /tg/-(Traditional Games like DnD and Warhammer) have real discussions, and come to great conclusions about how to break DnD through in-game methods.

I won't even get into anonymity versus tripcodes as it is a pointless argument.
 
A perfect summary, Acepilot. But you did forget to include Anon as a key figure in /b/.

And pee bottles? What are those?
 
oh lord that was awesome.

Anyone have the picture of the 4chan thread where the guy describes his epic shit?

This?

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I'm surprised you, as a regular member, didn't know what 4chan is. It's mentioned so often here oO.

I know I just never bothered to find out what i meant, and to be honest, I couldn't be bothered to read that entire post explaining it. Can someone just summerise it into a sentence or something? lol.
 

Enlighten me, because I honestly don't know what the term "pee bottle" means. Does it mean "bottle that you urinate in so that you can avoid having to use public washrooms" in this story's case, or something else?
 
Enlighten me, because I honestly don't know what the term "pee bottle" means. Does it mean "bottle that you urinate in so that you can avoid having to use public washrooms" in this story's case, or something else?

That is a link to another post of the same dude and it shows a picture of him sitting in a car with a bottle filled with a yellow liquid, so I am guessing the same as you are.
 
this thread is lame and so is the story.

btw if you would ever find in this situation and have trouble figuring out what way to prioritize shitting or peeing on the on the floor you're a ****ing retard.
 
I know I just never bothered to find out what i meant, and to be honest, I couldn't be bothered to read that entire post explaining it. Can someone just summerise it into a sentence or something? lol.

This handy chart probably won't help at all:

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when i was younger i was on my way home from a snowmobiling trip with my parents and we had stopped at a burger king on the side of the highway. i was basically sick as a dog and praying that i could make it the 2 more hours home. no such luck. i ran into the bk bathroom having to piss, shit, and vomit. i couldn't prioritize in that amount of time so i ended up aiming my dick towards the bowl, puking into it, and leaking some non-solid shit all over the floor.

then my dad walks in and just ****ing laughs...hands me a t-shirt or something and i try my best to clean up. as we leave the rest stop a man is walking in, begins to talk to my father about something and i immediately dry heave horrendously loud. the guy literally jumps and RUNS inside. worse/best day of my life.
 
I'm surprised you, as a regular member, didn't know what 4chan is. It's mentioned so often here oO.

Unfortunately and to our eternal shame.

This place would be pretty nice if not for a sizable segment of the community aspiring to the heights of /b/tardery.
 
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