Worst thing you've ever said

[Que-Ever]

Worst thing. I dunno how you decide which is the worst, it's up to you. Made someone feel bad, you screwed something up, whatever.

A few weeks ago my History teacher was absent. The next day she came back and told us she had been at her friend's funeral. A while later, she said she had had to go to the copy store to get a "blown up picture of her friend". We (the class) had been joking around the entire period and so the following just sort of popped out of my mouth before I had a chance to stop myself-

"Your friend blew up?"

:|

 

[Ren.182]

Wow... What was her's and the classes reaction to that? I imagine it was one of those moments where everyone goes silent and stares at you.

Can't think of anything right now, i'll try though.

 

[AKIRA]

did you get in trouble?





































BECAUSE ITS FUN GETTIN INTO TROUBLE!!

 

[Remus]

"Your friend blew up?"

:|

Buahahaha that's gold

What did she say?

 

[Tyguy]

I told asked a girl what her major was, and she in turn said special ed, which I then said "your going to teach retards?"...

she has a retarded sister, and I knew that....and that wasnt the first time I said something like that to her.....

 

[Core407]

I once told a 10 year old his parents divorce was all his fault and that he was the reason he lived with his grandmother. :|

 

[Keane]

This isn't me, but I found this both horrible and hilarious at the same time:

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showpost.php?p=2999241

 

[AKIRA]

omg that guy in that link....

 

[Remus]

omg that guy in that link....

Yep good one. his friends probably hate his guts now but what the heck best joke evah!!!

 

[Que-Ever]

Wow... What was her's and the classes reaction to that? I imagine it was one of those moments where everyone goes silent and stares at you.

Can't think of anything right now, i'll try though.

This isn't me, but I found this both horrible and hilarious at the same time:

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showpost.php?p=2999241

At first it was like that, Ren, but after a minute it was more like in the link.

Teacher didn't say anything to me for the rest of the period.

 

[hungryduck]

This isn't me, but I found this both horrible and hilarious at the same time:

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showpost.php?p=2999241

hah!

 

[Geogaddi]

I once teased a skinny girl for being fat. I later found out that she was anorexic and attempted suicide a few days later.

 

[Insano]

Wow, I've never said anything like that :O

I'm usually the one to receive replies like that. Without going in detail, they were all very, very rude.

 

[Que-Ever]

Oh, this thread reminded me of the other worst thing I've said- someone (OvA?) had posted some fast-flashing picture, then angry lawyer said something along the lines of "there might be epileptics viewing this thread" and I replied with "not anymore".
He got angry at me D:

 

[Dekstar]

Not the worst thing I ever said, but more the worst thing I ever did, was ask a girl out infront of this other girl who I really liked. The only reason I asked the girl out was because of a dare ?_?. Haven't talked to the girl I liked since. That was about 7 years ago. I was such a chav.

 

[W4E]

People saying something bad, and me responding with "unlucky", that always sucks =(

 

[kirovman]

I blurted out that an Orphanage school I was visiting was like a Death Camp.

Not proud of that one.

 

[Que-Ever]

Just remember, tactless wit is better than witless tact.

Better to be a smartass than a dumbass.

(I made both of those up, I'm proud)

 

[kirovman]

I like the former saying!

 

[hool10]

This girl in my tech school was in shop with me one time. She is fat like around 200. Anyways I asked her "You're vegitarian right?" Her: "Yeah why?" Me: "Then why are you fat?" At that moment I thought to myself wtf "HAVE YOU DONE?!??!" She got so angry that she actually made me feel like a total asshole. I guess when she goes home she would pick up some french fries at McDonalds. After that people were making sly jokes about her being fat but she was laughing with them. I'm still friends with her. To this day I'm still wondering where my mind was at.

 

[Idonno >_<]

It was not what i said but what ikerous said to me.

We were having a serious convo, about the things i never wanted him to call me, just two things. "Fat" and a "c'nt".
The next few words that came out of his mouth were: "you fat c'nt"
I cried and he told me to "get over it"

And I married him.

 

[SimonomiS]

Should've seen that one coming.

 

[Que-Ever]

It was not what i said but what ikerous said to me.

We were having a serious convo, about the things i never wanted him to call me, just two things. "Fat" and a "c'nt".
The next few words that came out of his mouth were: "you fat c'nt"
I cried and he told me to "get over it"

And I married him.

Rip off his genitals with your bare hands.

 

[Idonno >_<]

Rip off his genitals with your bare hands.

Thank You. So if he asks why I can tell him you said i could?

 

[Que-Ever]

Yes.

 

[CyberPitz]

These little kids constantly throw rocks and shit at our windows so I was getting really pissed. So I walked outside to stare at them, and the kid came up to us skateboarding, I looked at him, said. "You're mother hates you." Kid looks at me and goes, "I know"

I was like take that asshole.

 

[Beerdude26]

Thank You. So if he asks why I can tell him you said i could?

Sure. But you only get one voucher from us, so choose wisely!

 

[Que-Ever]

These little kids constantly throw rocks and shit at our windows so I was getting really pissed. So I walked outside to stare at them, and the kid came up to us skateboarding, I looked at him, said. "You're mother hates you." Kid looks at me and goes, "I know"

I was like take that asshole.

Reminds me what I did to this one kid.. he was seriously irritating. I was workign at this cub scout day camp, and this one kid puts his jacket down somewhere random instead of in the basket where it was supposed to go. We switch stations or whatever, and about an hour later he comems whining and crying to me about how he can't find hsi jacket. I'm like, ok, where did he see it last? He then goes off about how I should know, since he told me to keep an eye on it.

Ok, first thing, kid, you do not tell me to do anything. Second, he never said anything like that to me anyway. I tell him that, and he starts throwing this huge tantrum or whatever. So I tell him it's up his ass. I might've flipped him the bird. So he starts hitting me, and sort of pushing him and holding him off with one hand (he's like 8, I was 14) and his mom came over to break it up.

I really hate kids.

 

[Tagaziel]

During an RPG session, in a horror setting. Mood set, everyone immersed entirely, viral contamination of characters...

So, they managed to find the antidotes. The NPC was supposed to say "Guard them with your life", but it turned out "Guard them with your wife". Needless to say, the whole atmosphere was ruined and killed.

I died that day.

 

[Shift]

One of the best mates was talking to me and a bunch of my other mates,in a serious mannor, that her brother almost died after falling out of a tree a piercing is bowels (dont ask cause i dont how either), he tried dismissing the pain he was in but collapsed at home, was rushed to hospital, and may have to have a caltomy bag for the rest of his life. One of mates asked where you found him uncouncious, she replied with tears in her eyes, on the toilet where he was 'excreting' violent diahorea and blood....


To which I reply

'Shit happens'...

That was yonks ago and she has only just started to forgive me

 

[Que-Ever]

Lol at the last two.

LOL.

 

[Baal]

One time I was eating at a take-out spot with a couple of friends. My friend saw this girl he knew (apparently from school) but she looked way older, so I thought she worked with him. Then when I found out I commented she looked older without realizing I was speaking rather loud and they weren't far away.

I meant to recover by saying "And he's like 40! That Tom Cruise guy is insane!"

My exact phraseing was "She looks about 20," since we were about 17 at the time, so it would have covered me quite well.

"She looks about 20!" *realizes she can hear me* "And Tom Cruise is 40! That's messed up!"

See? Yea, too bad I didn't think of it at the time, it was the perfect cover up.

 

[highlander]

Telling some skinny girl she was fat and she was adopted and her family hated her



:|

 

[2Fast4U]

Telling some skinny girl she was fat and she was adopted and her family hated her



:|

I do that all the time :|

 

[JNightshade]

Oh, this thread reminded me of the other worst thing I've said- someone (OvA?) had posted some fast-flashing picture, then angry lawyer said something along the lines of "there might be epileptics viewing this thread" and I replied with "not anymore".
He got angry at me D:

Bah, that was f*cking hilarious.

 

[15357]

Oh where do I start?




Recollections make me rather... horrible, horrible... argh.

 

[Que-Ever]

Bah, that was f*cking hilarious.

Lol... And here's the pic.

hmm... I might go back to plum.

 

[JNightshade]

Lol... And here's the pic.

hmm... I might go back to plum.

*snrgrblgrbrgldqgb*

Anyway, I say plenty of awful things. One perfect example is me describing the cold I'm going through. My own words:

"It's like I'm miscarrying a mucus baby in my throat."

 

[Que-Ever]

BTW, what happenned to Kamikazie? I saw his post in that thread, and it got me thinking.

 

[Icarusintel]

I told my ex-girlfriend her father was an asshole (which he was) and that she'd end up marrying someone just like him since her mother did. I also told her the guy she was dating wasn;t going to work out for much longer (turns out I got that correct, and he also went psycho).



Suffice it to say she hated me for a long time. Also, her mom found out. And I guess she was none too happy.