Worst way to die?

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Its a tie between a spear of urine and chokeing to death on spiders during a colonoscopy for me.
 
I always thought that bamboo torture was a rather horrific way to go.
 
I reckon falling would be a nasty way to go, especially if you're falling from a plane (parachuting) and you can just see the floor getting closer and closer.

Can't really think of any nasty ways to go... :/
 
Gunner said:
How about live brain surgery.
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Being abducted by grays and then having your organs ripped out before you. I'd probably go "Oi, put that back :frown:"
 
anyone ever see the classic Johnny Weissmuller Tarzan movies?

in one movie cant remember which, the restless natives grab a prisoner and tie him to a stake ..they bend down 2 trees tying one to each leg ...they then cut both ropes at the same time sending the body flying in 2 different directions ...that's gotta hurt
 
"i don't care how i die, so long as i get to yell, 'There's too many of them!'"


edit: yea what above said, they have something like that back in the day. It was called quartering, where a horse was tied to each arm and each leg, then all four horses were sent running in opposite directions.
 
Angry Lawyer said:
Alone.

-Angry Lawyer
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Angry Lawyer's best way to die : Dying just after you coded the best game in the world.

Well, that's how I would like to go if I were you.
 
Axyon said:
I always thought that bamboo torture was a rather horrific way to go.
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what the one where they spread your legs, tie you up and have a new shoot grow beneath you? dont they grow like 20cm a day or something????
 
Beerdude26 said:
Angry Lawyer's best way to die : Dying just after you coded the best game in the world.

Well, that's how I would like to go if I were you.
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If I were to die today, I know I'd have made something. And Qckbeam has the source to it, so he can continue it in my unlikely demise.
I always win, even when I die.

-Angry Lawyer
 
ĐynastҰ said:
what the one where they spread your legs, tie you up and have a new shoot grow beneath you? dont they grow like 20cm a day or something????
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Well, the version I had in mind was they entrap you in a small cage and let a dozen of the shoots grow through the cage, as well as you. But yeah, they do grow incredibly fast.
 
Probably drowning.

Or having the choice between cutting your own body-parts off to save your one true love. That's gotta be a bitch.
 
ĐynastҰ said:
what the one where they spread your legs, tie you up and have a new shoot grow beneath you? dont they grow like 20cm a day or something????
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bamboo traps like the ones in nam.
i think chinese torture would be pretty bad ...or being the victim of a chainsaw murderer who wanted to skin u alive before cutting ur body
 
dekstar said:
Or having the choice between cutting your own body-parts off to save your one true love. That's gotta be a bitch.
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Cutting off my limbs to save my left hand? That doesn't make shens :|
 
drowning or being burned to death probably, or car accident
 
my fav way to go if i had a choice would be to fall from a plane, or happily in my sleep :)

worst.... would be sufication.... or drowning...
 
fav way to go= being owned by police on Chav destroying rampage:)

Worst way to die = being hit by lie a lada or a fiat car....

or liek walking into a pole and somehow snapping my nose and pushing it into my brain:)}
 
yeah, drowning seems pretty scary. I almost drown once when i was young... Wasn't a nice experience :(
 
Beerdude26 said:
Massive amounts of whiskey.
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Haha! That'd actually be a very painful (ow... Kidney and Liver failure) but fun way to die :D
 
bryanf445 said:
my history is a little hasty, how was that again
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"Following his trial, he was dragged alive through the streets of London to Elms in Smithfield. He was hung at the gallows for a short time and then taken down, allowed to recuperate for a few short minutes and was drawn while the blood-thirsty crowd watched.

To be drawn is to have one's intestines ripped from the body and burned, a hideously painful act that extends the torture because the victims do not die immediately. Afterwards, William Wallace was quartered, a dispicable act of cruelty which consists of having all one's limbs and head cut off.

Following the public execution, Wallace's head was stuck onto a pole which was placed in a prominent location on London Bridge, thus giving it the greatest exposure possible. A similar fate met his arms and legs: his right arm was displayed on Newcastle bridge, his left arm went to Berwick, his right leg to Perth and his left leg to Aberdeen. Legend has it that Wallace's left leg ended up in the wall at St. Machars Cathedral."


owie
 
Beerdude26 said:
Cutting off my limbs to save my left hand? That doesn't make shens :|
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:D :D :D

Wow, that's gotta be the funnist thing I've read all week.

For me, it'd have to be drowning (almost did once...) or actually burning alive.
 
Gunner said:
How about live brain surgery.
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Ummmm, they actually do that... No nerves in the brain. i.e. Scene in one of those Hannibal movies... its possible. Trick is getting the skull open.

ANYways... starving is supposed to suck... sucks a looooong time.
 
PunisherUSA said:
Ummmm, they actually do that... No nerves in the brain. i.e. Scene in one of those Hannibal movies... its possible. Trick is getting the skull open.

ANYways... starving is supposed to suck... sucks a looooong time.
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Hmm, no nerves in the brain? Now, I'm not going to go look it up but... then why can people get bruises on the brain in there are no nerves?
 
How about being balanced on top of a spear by your ass, you would slowly fall down the spear until it was pointing out of your mouth. Horrible
 
the worst way to die would be.......

a burning hot spear up your arse, with your gut being cut, with toothpicks in your eye, with people sawing your feet off, beavers biting your fingers off, snakes choking you, your ex wife cutting your balls off, with no limit hammering your head because your republican :E
 
I'm sure I could weave a dastardly tale of death that would astound even me with all of its goriness, but I am too lazy.
 
having dehydradtion and starvation while being shot in the groin with a desert eagle...
 
Pfff.
The worst death EVER IMAGINABLE IS :

Dying just before the release of DOD:S.
 
itll be just my luck if i won the lottory .. 100 million, then get hit by a meteorite...
 
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