Wot Tabloid Headline Would you like to see?

[<RJMC>]

EVERYBODY DANCE THE MACARENA
the best song ever is BACK!

 

[63]

Run RJMC

 

[NeptuneUK]

Korebolter Stops Posting Wierd Threads And Moves Into An Indonesian Cave With A Pack Of Buddhists

 

[Cormeh]

A WINNAR IS JOO!

or...

CHAVS ORDERED TO MYSTERIOUS ISLAND FOR PARTCIPATION IN BATTLE ROYAL

 

[f0rked]

SOYLENT GREEN TAKES MARKET BY STORM - CHAV DISSAPPEARANCES CONTINUE.

 

[StardogChampion]

Armageddon has arri...

 

[Sulkdodds]

Soylent Green ftw! :E

NOTHING HAPPENS ALL DAY

 

[the_rebel_medic]

Half Life 2.net Users Are Nerds
The_Rebel_Medic is actually Munro
The World Is Coming To Be Under The Rule Of Norwegian Head Politicion
Politicions Are Not Evil
Angry Lawyer Is Not Evil
Jack Thompson Plays Manhunt
Mozzila Is More Widly Used Then Internet Explorer

Scuse the spelling

 

[Solaris]

MUNRO INCIDENT - 12 KILLED!

 

[Sulkdodds]

CARROTS INVADE
and what this means for your children



WORD 'WOT' ABOLISHED FROM LANGUAGE

 

[Beerdude26]

JACK THOMPSON SURVIVES SHOTGUN BLAST

But not the second one


Btw, no one commented on my newspaper scan :'(

 

[DEATH eVADER]

George Bush's Depiction of the Gulf War greatly flawed
A Bold Warning of things to come​

 

[DEATH eVADER]

People in sparcely populated Siberia don't understand the concept of Hot Dogs

 

[SimonomiS]

Police Told To "Kill On Sight" All Double Posters.

 

[<RJMC>]

bush Loves Chicken!

osama Bin Laden Becomes Famous Pornstar!

jim Carrey Go To Be Governator Of FLorida!

 

[Shodan]

"IQ test required to use computers with internet access - Internet related stress disappears over night"

"Bushes father admits to being in tri-century old secret society - bush administration removed"

"Tony Blair removed from office for being a ****ass that can't make up his mind"

"Daily mail admits that the paper may be scans of used toilet paper and readers are 'made up'"

 

[Bob_Marley]

Bob_Marley Takes over Chad in bloodless revolution (all smotherings)
God appolagies for the inconvenince
'Teh' offically recognised as word

 

[Murray_H]

British banned from using word 'ass'

Dad eats toast in breakfast surprise

Elephant found in birdhouse speaks only in rhyme

 

[f0rked]

IQ TEST REQUIRED TO USE INTERNET - BUSH BANNED

sorry for stealing your idea Shodan, i just had to heh

also
CONFIRMED: THERE IS NO SPOON

 

[Murray_H]

Sandwich-making dog butters both sides

 

[Murray_H]

Microsoft Excel found to harbour terrorists

Low-decibel noise increases wasp fertility

World's largest wooden bow-tie discovered in Westminster grave

5 fruit and veg a day will not end poverty

Lion den uncovered next to primary school

Mysterious blue paper found stacked under taxi

DNA is proved as precursor for means testing

'Aladins lamp' is dismissed as over-sized canal

World blinded by space mirror

 

[BeaverMon]

"President Bush says "**** You!!!" to American People"

"Catagory 10 Hurricane "DieN00bs" nears US Coast" :x

"Iran to drop 10 Ton Stink Bomb on New York City; citizens urged to wear gasmasks":burp:

"World's Stupidest Human" found in White House"

"Pesmerga takes off his pants; causes people to commit sucide" :upstare:

"Microsoft takes over the world; all non-Windows users to be burned alive" :rolling:

"New "Anti-Heat Shield" around planet works too well, sends planet in Ice Age" :x

"Sierra turns off VALVe to stop HL2 Leak" :bonce:

"New study shows eating fatty foods is good for you"

 

[Sulkdodds]

Mysterious blue paper found stacked under taxi

LARGE BROWN HAT OFFENDS EYES IN LITTLE WHITTING
Outbreak of indignance; twelve teacups spilt

 

[Murray_H]

Sellotape ban enforced in country-wide operation

Dressing gown wearers 148% more likely to die in tippex-related accidents

Edible cheque books - the next big thing?

Dutch elm tops botany disease survey

Siamese greyhounds ask "are we next?"

Rolling stone gathers no moss

Photographs discontinued due to public abhorrence of memories

Enigmatic markings solved by drunk eccles cake farmer

 

[Sulkdodds]

Stop that or you'll give me an aneurysm. I'll die like those laughing weasels in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

 

[BeaverMon]

"It's official: Nobody gives a **** if the chicken crossed the road."

 

[f0rked]

INTERNET BROUGHT TO KNEES BY SURGE OF JOKE NEWS HEADLINES

BUSH IMPLEMENTS NEW CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: STONED TO DEATH
Unfortunately, due to a misinterpretation of the word stoned, America now has a dire shortage of confectionary. Asks for foreign assistance. More on page 2.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Theres only one way to stop the internets....................www.turnofftheinternet.com

 

[CptStern]

Low-decibel noise increases wasp fertility

this kinda wasp


or this kind?



:O

 

[KoreBolteR]

CptStern turns Conservative

 

[bryanf445]

new medical discovery, picking your nose cures cancer

 

[CptStern]

CptStern turns Conservative

Hell Freezes Over

The Fat Lady Has Sung

Pigs Fly

 

[KoreBolteR]

Police discover CptStern is Bill O'Reilly in disguise. :E

btw, well done for reaching 12,000 posts stern.

 

[Greatgat]

"Alan Greenspan Eats Own Head"

 

[Beerdude26]

Ooh impressive Stern

Anyways :
RANDOM STATEMENTS ON INTERNET FORUM CAUSE WIDESPREAD DEMENTIA
A victim's tale : Shens

 

[<RJMC>]

the Postcount Of Stern Has Be Turned To Zero

 

[Shodan]

'RJMCs over use of the 'macarena' causes deranged forum goer to assasinate original singers'

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Politicians too slow to think!
We are still awaiting reply​

 

[Evo]

Stdents allowed to swear in class!

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Democratic Lesbian, "I Hate Bush!"