Wot Tabloid Headline Would you like to see?

[CptStern]

btw, well done for reaching 12,000 posts stern.

STERN REACHES POSTCOUNT OF 12,000, POLITICAL PUNDITS PARTLY PISSED

 

[Cormeh]

beer Improves Phsique, Brain Power And Sexual Performance Experts Say

 

[DEATH eVADER]

CIA Report says N. Korea can launch nuclear weapons within 45 minutes, Now we are f*cked!

 

[bgesley426]

Cure for Aids Found!
Orgies EVERYWHERE

Jesus Returns!
Is freaked by Christians who flaunt the cross he died on

Bush blows speaker in his car
Motivational speaker leaves with smile

Charleston Heaston dies from self-inflicted gun shot wound
Wins Nobel Prize for Irony

Dennis the Menace dismembered corpse found in neighbors basement
Mrs. Wilson stricken with grief: 1 Arrest

 

[KoreBolteR]

giant squid seen climbing everest

 

[Danimal]

CAT EXPLODES FROM CONFUSION!
Cat thrown off building with buttered toast off it's back.

 

[CyberPitz]

Dogs with butter on backs swarming the world!
Koreas hunger problem solved.

 

[bgesley426]

12-year old boy overthrows alien invasion
Blames video game Half-Life

Bad jokes on the rise
Blonde trips over cordless phone

Alzheimers cure almost found
scientists forgot how

Man installs biometric scanner for House
Burns finger, locked out

Retard wins prize at Olympics
Prize: shiny red rubber ball

G.I. JOE DECLARES MARTIAL LAW ON BARBIE'S BEACH HOUSE

 

[ríomhaire]

Zero-Point Energy Field Manipulator Invented and Given To Ríomhaire

 

[15357]

Republic of Korean military forces conquer All of Asia and Austrailia!
Japan was completly destroyed

 

[Sloth]

Wait a Bloody Second... What did we do to you??

/Austrailia hides behind big ammounts of land.

 

[The Brick]

You're Winner!

 

[Jintor]

My drunken night of fun, or: How i learned to rape the tables

Or possibly:

Freedom of Speech, but not after speech

In Australia, you have to find the party. In Soviet Russia, Party find YOU!

 

[ríomhaire]

You're Winner!

keep on truckin'

 

[Evo]

Leeeeeroyyyy Jenkinssss

 

[bgesley426]

Freedom of Speech, but not after speech

Historians find typo in Constitution: US = Police State

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Victorias Secret supermodels sleeping with anyone who signs up on this website!

 

[Revisedsoul]

Keanu Reeves set to make 3rd installment of bill and ted

 

[Black Mesa corp]

Valve announces release date for HL3 = Winter 2005

 

[Jintor]

SUN CONTINUES TO SINK TOWARDS HORIZON
Experts warn of 10, 12 hours of darkness
World in crisis