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exscuse me if my speeling is worse tehn usual IM IN PAIn



lets I just had a aguement 10 mintues ago with my girlfriend
then we make up and apoligize to each other everything ok (or so I thought)

god damn I was in the mood for some love...lights off just my PC buzzing in and my 6800 glowed blue thrue the case (more romantic then u think)


well I should I say this..........her apolgy wasnt honest.........one word

she planned it all along




TEETH

now Im bleeding adn hit hurts and shes laughing her ass off sitting on my bed

"you deserved it" she says "stop whining" Ive never been so close of smacking her she think its a joke the "bite" wasnt that bad....jeez cya tommarow guys Im gonhna sleep in the living room.
 
What the ****?

So she hit you because of the argument after apologising?

How old is she, twelve?

Edits: I can only guess where she bit you, did she take a chunk out?

Damn, drop her and then see if she feels like biting you, what a bitch.

More edit:Yeah I got the subtle hint, thats what the italics are for.
 
how happy would I be if shed hit me...she bit me lol (ryme)


edit:it seems you dont get my post read it again,I cant go into details I would get in trouble I think
 
she bit you? in anger? yeah i'd probably level her.
 
Get some brass knuckles and slap her upside the face. Teach the wench a lesson before she gets too out of control.
 
Do it the american way....

Bitch slap her.

Edit: Where did she bite you? :|
 
Did you tell her it was bleeding? And if she ever tries something like that again, bite her in the tit. That'll teach her.
 
wow if a girl ever did that to me on purpose I'd show them the door right quick
 
Put her in the cellar, throw a book down there, get a shotgun, cut your hand off and replace it with a chainsaw, refer to her as the 'witch in the cellar' and then re-enact Evil Dead at your lesuire.
 
oh if women had penises, i'd show them what crime was in my asshole
 
That's the only time (damaging it on purpose) I would ****ing punch a woman right in the face without a second thought. Then, I'd pick her up and carry her to the door... even if she's naked and unconscious... and throw her out. After that, I'd still consider her lucky.

EDIT: An eye for an eye... a bloody head for a bloody head...
 
I agree, thats the only time I would punch a woman too, NOTHING gives them the right to do that. :frown:
 
It has nothing to do with being a woman. If you bite someone's cock you'd better be prepared to get cold-cocked (knocked out). It's that simple.
 
I wouldnt want to hurt her too much though, you know how woman are. I would just leave her, kick her out've your house and make her walk home. If she has a bike or whatever just break it, or something. I would punch her for that though, there is no need for it, and it wasnt approiate.
 
Wow, I'd give her a hard one-two. There is no need for that.
 
I don't think there is a girlfriend. I think you got it cut by sticking it somewhere you shouldn't have.
 
Raziaar said:
I don't think there is a girlfriend. I think you got it cut by sticking it somewhere you shouldn't have.
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:| ::imagines a cat attacking a penis::

::Goes mentally blind::
 
Raziaar said:
I don't think there is a girlfriend. I think you got it cut by sticking it somewhere you shouldn't have.
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lol in where would that be?
Im on my way to school in a few secs she aid sorry but I didnt forgive her I havent talked all nite shes still sleeping Il tlak to her when I come home from school btw my wiener looks weird looks more like a scratch mark:|
 
You were thinking with the wrong head if you didn't notice she was angry enough to bite you.
 
bliink said:
You were thinking with the wrong head if you didn't notice she was angry enough to bite you.
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ressurection!
 
bliink said:
You were thinking with the wrong head if you didn't notice she was angry enough to bite you.
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That doesn't give her the right to bite someone's cock
 
I have a strong feeling that this thread was ultimately bull shit.

It's just too comedic to be true.
And why would he be with such a bitch?
 
What, so you wouldn't be hurting if some bitch tried to take a bite out of your cock? 0_o
 
His penis is made out of an alloy of titanium and tungsten.
 
bah, bliink

I actually have a scar, so If you want to I can send pics -__- and also I havent talkedto her for ages,she's in Germany Im in the US.

what made you raise this thread for the dead?
 
Heh I once had a really toothy blowjob, that hurt like hell afterwards for days and days :|


Funnily enough I wasn't too happy with her :p
 
ComradeBadger said:
Heh I once had a really toothy blowjob, that hurt like hell afterwards for days and days :|


Funnily enough I wasn't too happy with her :p
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true, they hurt alot...especialy if there are bracers on them!! :| :)

but practice makes perfect!
 
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