wow what a witch

this thread is really disturbing ..and icky at the same time


moral of story: dont date stupid women who are attracted to not so bright men who cant tell the difference between "honey I want to pleasure you" and "honey can I bite your salami?"
 
jverne said:
true, they hurt alot...especialy if there are bracers on them!! :| :)

but practice makes perfect!
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The worst thing was that she thought that my wincing was a sign of me enjoying it :|

Hands down worst blowjob ever. I wouldn't have even taken her home unless if I wasn't drunk as all hell. It's not that she wasn't fit, but more the fact that I just wasn't particularly keen :p
 
bliink said:
You were thinking with the wrong head if you didn't notice she was angry enough to bite you.
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I still want those camo bliink pictures! ;)
 
The bad thing is I'm into that sort of thing.

I wish I was in your shoes Lemmy...I woulda blew my load all over her when she bit. She woulda been confoozled.
 
Start worrying when they sit near a window saying "now fly!, fly my pretties!"
 
God, if some girl tried to bite my cock, you know what I'd do? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO?

Probably scream like a sissy and run away.
 
muhahaha @ bliink - what a thread to bring back to life

if there is one thing i hate its a toothy blowjob :x *shudders
i wonder if women feel the same about biting - i never asked.....where's bliink :E
 
john3571000 said:
muhahaha @ bliink - what a thread to bring back to life

if there is one thing i hate its a toothy blowjob :x *shudders
i wonder if women feel the same about biting - i never asked.....where's bliink :E
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Maybe not biting...but long fingernails. Always make sure to keep em short. Long fingernails hurt em and makes for a shitty time. As if it wasn't hard enough to get em goin haha.
 
CyberPitz said:
The bad thing is I'm into that sort of thing.

I wish I was in your shoes Lemmy...I woulda blew my load all over her when she bit. She woulda been confoozled.
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bliink said:
You were thinking with the wrong head if you didn't notice she was angry enough to bite you.
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So ......... you're defending the bite?! Terrible.

Hopefully Tuna kicked that bitch to the curb afterward. If the story was true.
 
There can be only one response to her biting you.
Pull it out of her mouth and beat her in the face with it. A bloody mushroom print is what she needs.
 
Bites are never warranted. It hurts...a lot.

However he shouldn't have been trying to get some ass while she was pissed off. Makes her think shes more of a slut/sex object to him then and doesn't care about her feelings. So in a sense... a light bite may have been warranted.
 
Spicy Tuna said:
exscuse me if my speeling is worse tehn usual IM IN PAIn



lets I just had a aguement 10 mintues ago with my girlfriend
then we make up and apoligize to each other everything ok (or so I thought)

god damn I was in the mood for some love...lights off just my PC buzzing in and my 6800 glowed blue thrue the case (more romantic then u think)


well I should I say this..........her apolgy wasnt honest.........one word

she planned it all along




TEETH

now Im bleeding adn hit hurts and shes laughing her ass off sitting on my bed

"you deserved it" she says "stop whining" Ive never been so close of smacking her she think its a joke the "bite" wasnt that bad....jeez cya tommarow guys Im gonhna sleep in the living room.
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i can swear to god that i remember that story from Lemonking before...jesus that sounds so familiar...
 
Kamikazie said:
i can swear to god that i remember that story from Lemonking before...jesus that sounds so familiar...
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Is that a joke?

Spicy Tuna = Lemonking
 
Kamikazie said:
whatever queer...

Do you remember some of this? :E
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pwnt

 
If a female tried that shit with me, I would probably pull off a dick slap on her.

Teh pain............ Teh Horror... Teh HOOOOORRRRRRORRRRRRRRR.......
 
Bite her tit... DUH! Make that shit bleed, too!
 
Honestly, I would have bitten her back and if I was mad, it wouldnt be playful.
 
Slice her up...



some hot, hot peppers and put them in everything she uses.. This could be shampoo, water bottle, Cherrios, ANYTHING, etc..
 
Shamrock said:
Slice her up...



some hot, hot peppers and put them in everything she uses.. This could be shampoo, water bottle, Cherrios, ANYTHING, etc..
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Contact lens fluid.



...
 
That calls for a one eyed pirate

check urbandictionary if you don't know what it is.
 
Boogymanx said:
Is the clitoris bite-able?
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...zomg!

Depends on the girl/how excited she is. Go look it up somewhere and inform yourself. It would be hard to bite, but you would be skilled to do it!
 
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