wow what a witch

Beerdude26 said:
These blowjob replies are making me scared D:
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Don't worry.. it might not happen to you.

OR one day you take a girl whose name you only vaguely remember begins with an H back to your flat. Things start to get a bit personal, and she tells you not to use a johnny, but instead finish in her mouth so you think cool, whatever. You get down to buisness and she's not that great, you've had better, and eventually after she's done she goes for it. She goes all teethy around the head - it hurts, you wince and moan, but she thinks that you've enjoying it and gets more vigerous.



Eventually you end up saying "Little less on the teeth please luv"

Haha. I was in pain for days afterwards.

EDIT: The clit is biteable, it's a good idea to nibble from time to time - as far as I know girls have enjoyed it. Quite hard to do though, sometimes I can't be arsed tbh
 
ComradeBadger said:
EDIT: The clit is biteable, it's a good idea to nibble from time to time - as far as I know girls have enjoyed it. Quite hard to do though, sometimes I can't be arsed tbh
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I think my gf would punch me in the face if I tried that :|
 
ComradeBadger said:
I didn't mean nibble HARD, just give it a lil nibble now n then :D
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from my experience the clitoris itself is a no go zone because its too sensitive so i dont see how using teeth on it will help matters (i've never used my nashers to i cant speak definitively :smoking: ) - surely that kind of attention is more directed at the lips :imu:
 
We've should have an annual thread revival day.

And in reference to the above posts....dont bite so hard as to tear the damn thing off!
 
john3571000 said:
from my experience the clitoris itself is a no go zone because its too sensitive so i dont see how using teeth on it will help matters (i've never used my nashers to i cant speak definitively :smoking: ) - surely that kind of attention is more directed at the lips :imu:
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I suck at finding it anyway :(
 
Beerdude26 said:
I suck at finding it anyway :(
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Ohh has anyone seen that episode of 'Rome' where hes explaining to that guy how to find a womands clit and he asks him how he knows so much about his wife?
 
john3571000 said:
from my experience the clitoris itself is a no go zone because its too sensitive so i dont see how using teeth on it will help matters (i've never used my nashers to i cant speak definitively :smoking: ) - surely that kind of attention is more directed at the lips :imu:
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Nibble on the hood tbh, I didn't mean the actual nubbin heh :O
 
I was about to say that would surely be painful as hell...but the hood, well...
 
Lemonking got pwned :laugh:

If someone did that to me i'd DESTROY them
 
aww im sorry <3

The emoticon didnt word anyway :P
 
ComradeBadger said:
EDIT: The clit is biteable, it's a good idea to nibble from time to time - as far as I know girls have enjoyed it. Quite hard to do though, sometimes I can't be arsed tbh
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Uhhh Badger....chicks DON'T want you to do that. I remember watching a documentary on female orgasms (I swear, i was just channel surfing and there it was) and a whole bunch of chicks said this is NOT what you do.

And then some swedish backpacker dude was asked what you do to it and he said "i dunno, bite it?" and everyone laughed.
 
Depends on the woman. Not every woman will be as equally sensitive.
 
Sparta said:
Uhhh Badger....chicks DON'T want you to do that. I remember watching a documentary on female orgasms (I swear, i was just channel surfing and there it was) and a whole bunch of chicks said this is NOT what you do.
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Heh, emphasis on the nibble, it's not like your going to clamp down on it jaws-stylee but it makes them squirm. The 'danger' factor with teeth is a huge turnon too
 
put some baby powder on your left hand. Raise it, and then smack her in the face. The powder leaves a nice white print on her face, which is a reminder if she gets any future ideas...
:P
 
she bit you, so what?
i mean like she didn't bit you like "ROARRRR, KHICH, OW!"
she just bit you like "awhhh, i just bit you"
be + man,
you're gonna get a lot worse when you get married...
 
this be the best Lemonking thread ever made

best.

someone change his name back to Lemonking, this Spicy Tuna thing makes me feel sick
 
Erestheux said:
this be the best Lemonking thread ever made

best.

someone change his name back to Lemonking, this Spicy Tuna thing makes me feel sick
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agreed.

agreed.

agreed.

agreed.
 
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