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OMG, i'm like, drunk, for th e first time ever in myu life.

This rules.
 
Just jump out of the window and you'll be just fine....... just do it..... fo it... you know you want to.....why resist? Do it.... doooo iiitttt.......
 
15357 said:
Just jump out of the window and you'll be just fine....... just do it..... fo it... you know you want to.....why resist? Do it.... doooo iiitttt.......
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STFU.



Not dtat drunk.
 
I'm completely ****ed up but it's countless how many times I have been before.

****ing high five homie
 
Why do all of the supposed drunk people type like ten year olds? When I'm posting pished I can at least string a few sentences together. :|
 
Cormeh said:
Why do all of the supposed drunk people type like ten year olds? When I'm posting pished I can at least string a few sentences together. :|
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Please show me where my grammar was poor or even a typo I made? You won't be able to find one but that doesn't mean I'm not completely wasted. cause i am. haha.

going to go pass out be back in the morning
 
Here's some Coca Cola.. You sure are special!
 
WacK said:
Here's some Coca Cola.. You sure are special!
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Omg thanks.

ANd yeah, I can type coherent sentences, but itjust takes ALLOT of concentratcion.

And me, being the lazy mother****er I am, don't feel like doing that.

I dunno,.............
 
Cormeh said:
Why do all of the supposed drunk people type like ten year olds? When I'm posting pished I can at least string a few sentences together. :|
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It's different from person to person. For me I can type clearly when drunk. I might make a typo once in a while, but I usually try to correct it, if I can.
 
With me it all depends on just how drunk I am. Normally i'm fine... but sometimes.. normally the times where I don't remember the morning after...
 
My brain is tleling me "omg wtf don't go bac kand correct it, IT"S FINE!!!!!!".

I lvole you tron.
 
Even though you didn't say it to me, I lvole you too. In fact, I say we devote this entire thread to the word lvole.
 
Tr0n said:
It's different from person to person. For me I can type clearly when drunk. I might make a typo once in a while, but I usually try to correct it, if I can.
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I noticed your english is friggin good...
 
Ok...? D:

I'm not drunk right now, but that will change once friday rolls around. Also some of you don't know...actually shippi is the only person here that does, but I have a mild form dyslexia. I don't have a problem with reading like some people with dyslexia have, but my spelling and other writing skills are horrible. I'm also very horrible in math.

Dyslexia is a condition which causes difficulty with reading and writing, which literally means "difficulty with the lexicon" in Greek. Today, it is thought to be a neurological disorder with biochemical and genetic markers, although there is some dispute over this claim. People are diagnosed as dyslexic when their reading problems cannot be explained by a lack of intellectual ability, inadequate instruction, or sensory problems such as poor eyesight.

Although it can be caused by brain damage (usually referred to as "Alexia" in this case), the majority of Dyslexics show no evidence of brain trauma. There are two forms of dyslexia. Developmental dyslexia appears to be present from birth, and acquired dyslexia is the result of brain trauma. It is believed that developmental dyslexia is the result of developmental differences in the brain. Many studies have shown that often there are other family members who show and have shown similar difficulties, which suggests a genetic or developmental cause of the condition. Dyslexia, as a condition, can show a pronounced difference between individuals, from being very mild to severe. It is not restricted to childhood but can continue throughout a persons life. Nor is it restricted to one sex. Male dyslexics, however, may show different symptoms from females. Native language may also affect the symptoms and severity of dyslexia.

Problems can include a persons difficulty with reading and writing, poor short-term memory for sequences, (e.g. numbers and math), and a "confused" use of their hands (for example ambidextrous people often show signs of Dyslexia). In addition, occasionally males will show a slower development of language skills in the early part of their lives. Dyslexias include the inability to name letters, to read words or sentences, or to recognize words directly even though they can be sounded out. Dyslexia is not limited to reversing the order of letters in reading or writing, as is often implied in popular culture; it may, for instance, include unexpected spelling mistakes (including phonetic spelling in English) and unusual syntax, and may be associated with dyscalculia. Most theories focus on non-primary areas in the frontal lobe and the temporal lobe. Studies have linked several forms of dyslexia to genetic markers.

The term Dyslexia was coined in 1884 by R. Berlin. Dyslexia was originally defined as a difficulty with reading and writing that could not be explained by general intelligence. One diagnostic approach is to compare their ability in areas such as reading and writing to that which would be predicted by his or her general level of intelligence. Although a variety of modern methods exist to diagnose and assist dyslexics, the causes and nature of the disease remain largely unknown.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyslexia
 
Holy shit.

I think I need to slow down on the bourbon.

Poured myself a glass of Jim Bean. Not a shot, but a glass.

Started wandering around my neigberhood. Next hting I know, i'm sitting down, leaning on the keypad to the gated community accrosse the street (the street beinga highway wbte).

Sat there stairing at my cup of bourbon for awhile, and started locking for what was left. Then I saw a lexuspull into the drivway, and omg, I hauld ass ota erther.

Omg, that' sthe fasters iv'e ever run.
 
sinkoman said:
Holy shit.

I think I need to slow down on the bourbon.

Poured myself a glass of Jim Bean. Not a shot, but a glass.

Started wandering around my neigberhood. Next hting I know, i'm sitting down, leaning on the keypad to the gated community accrosse the street (the street beinga highway wbte).

Sat there stairing at my cup of bourbon for awhile, and started locking for what was left. Then I saw a lexuspull into the drivway, and omg, I hauld ass ota erther.

Omg, that' sthe fasters iv'e ever run.
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Go get some Gin Tonic and get a hangover... or turn 12 and drink 3 cans of coffee
But seriously i dont really understand what you are saying..
 
dude I'm so high, I'm gonna make my own thread about it.

Intoxicating yourself and then sitting at the computer isn't all that cool.
 
sinkoman said:
Holy shit.

I think I need to slow down on the bourbon.

Poured myself a glass of Jim Bean. Not a shot, but a glass.

Started wandering around my neigberhood. Next hting I know, i'm sitting down, leaning on the keypad to the gated community accrosse the street (the street beinga highway wbte).

Sat there stairing at my cup of bourbon for awhile, and started locking for what was left. Then I saw a lexuspull into the drivway, and omg, I hauld ass ota erther.

Omg, that' sthe fasters iv'e ever run.
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He's ganna read that when he's sober.
 
Tr0n said:
It's different from person to person. For me I can type clearly when drunk. I might make a typo once in a while, but I usually try to correct it, if I can.
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Same. I can type just fine, grammatically...now weather or not I'm making any sense is another matter...
 
Dan said:
dude I'm so high, I'm gonna make my own thread about it.

Intoxicating yourself and then sitting at the computer isn't all that cool.
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Dunno. Zerimski told me to drink lots of water. Starting to come down allot.

Not too sure though. I made this thread while I was peaking major. It was the first thing that came to mind, and I was just like "WOOT".

But now that I realize it, apparenlty i've been wandering around my neigboorhood for quite some time.........

Ok, lemme drink some more water, i'll try to recount what's been going on tonight.

EDIT: HOLY SHIT, that's allot of text.

BTW, if your'e reading this, I love you too zerimski.

I'm at my friends house, he sips some of his mothers charddonay. I go "wtf dude, lemme have at that", since i know he's a softie when it comes to substances. I have a few swigs at the wine, and he taes it away from me.

Then, I start sifting through his liquor cabinet, and start sampling what he/his mom's got. His mom has an econo size bottle of Morgans Bay, and I have a small glass of that, just for taste.

Tastes good, so I pour myself a glass fulll of ice. Finish that off, and I pour another, and another. He gets pissed at takes the bottle away from me.

Then Ihave a go at his crown royale and his smikrnof econobottle, and he finally tells me t of ucko out of his liqour cabinet.

Hour or two later, I feel the buzz comming on. Don'trly remember what happene dbetween that and getting to my house.

Anyway, my house, my mom gose to bed, and Istart sampling some vokda we have, just for taste. Meh, not too impressed, I mix in some tonicwater. Tastes prty good!

Again, i'm not too sure of the details after that, but I know I started sampling some jim beam, and I loved the type we had. Blur, then next thing I know, im' shooting some jim beam, all mby myself...

I know a shitload happened after hatat (i know this cause of all the msg windows open right now), but again, no details. I jus remember jumping off my couch, and not being able to catch myfsle on the ground. That's when I knew I wasn't buzzed like the other times.

Went upstairrs, big blur, next thing I know, i'm leaning aginst the pillar holding the keypad for the gated community across the street from my house. I sit there, stareing at wha'ts left of my cup of jim bean (new cup, not a shot, but a full blown cup). I sit there and finish it off. I remember staring at the lights and the colors. Not too sure what time it is, but I figure it's late enough where nobody will see me here (sitting next to the highway :p)

Sudenly, a nice big lexus pulls up to the keypad. I stood, stared at it for a few seconds, and ran the fastest i've ever ran, right acroos the hgihway, all the way back to my house.

And again, big blur, but i'm back here, making this post!

EDIT: OK, im remember ing more.

I remember my can of tonic water feeling so small in my hands, and I remmember the glass of water being so big.

I remmember trying to get out of my chiar. Then the tip of my toe hit my fishin gpole, and I dovef all the way acroos my room.

God damnt, my head's starting to pulse. Gonna go sleep I guess.

EDIT: BWT< comradebadgie, wasn't drinkign to get drunk, was just tasting what I had casue I was bored.

Again, next thing I know, i'm shooting djim bean
Shit\, my eyes are spacing outmajor.

Am I drunkrly, or is this just a ****ing placeeeeebo?

EDIT: K, fore I leave this thread, pls don't lock this D:
Wanna see what rolls 'round tommorow.
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
Please show me where my grammar was poor or even a typo I made? You won't be able to find one, [1] but that doesn't mean I'm not completely wasted. 'cause I am.[2 and 3] haha. [4]

going to go pass out be back in the morning [5, 6, 7 and 8]
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1. Comma use is suggested. Whilst this could be somewhat contentious, it is advisable in order to improve the flow of the sentence.
2. An apostrophe is required for the abbreviation of "Because".
3. This is a fragmented sentence.
4. The sentence did not start with a capital letter.
5. The sentence did not start with a capital letter.
6. The sentence did not end with a full stop/period.
7. The sentence should have begun with "I'm" or "I am".
8. The sentence should have been broken up - i.e.: "I'm going to go and pass out - be back in the morning." Or even better: "I am going to go and pass out, but I shall be back in the morning."
 
el Chi said:
1. Comma use is suggested. Whilst this could be somewhat contentious, it is advisable in order to improve the flow of the sentence.
2. An apostrophe is required for the abbreviation of "Because".
3. This is a fragmented sentence.
4. The sentence did not start with a capital letter.
5. The sentence did not start with a capital letter.
6. The sentence did not end with a full stop/period.
7. The sentence should have begun with "I'm" or "I am".
8. The sentence should have been broken up - i.e.: "I'm going to go and pass out - be back in the morning." Or even better: "I am going to go and pass out, but I shall be back in the morning."
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Um... Are you try to beat tr0n?
 
sinkoman said:
Dunno. Zerimski told me to drink lots of water. Starting to come down allot.

Not too sure though. I made this thread while I was peaking major. It was the first thing that came to mind, and I was just like "WOOT".

But now that I realize it, apparenlty i've been wandering around my neigboorhood for quite some time.........

Ok, lemme drink some more water, i'll try to recount what's been going on tonight.

EDIT: HOLY SHIT, that's allot of text.

BTW, if your'e reading this, I love you too zerimski.

I'm at my friends house, he sips some of his mothers charddonay. I go "wtf dude, lemme have at that", since i know he's a softie when it comes to substances. I have a few swigs at the wine, and he taes it away from me.

Then, I start sifting through his liquor cabinet, and start sampling what he/his mom's got. His mom has an econo size bottle of Morgans Bay, and I have a small glass of that, just for taste.

Tastes good, so I pour myself a glass fulll of ice. Finish that off, and I pour another, and another. He gets pissed at takes the bottle away from me.

Then Ihave a go at his crown royale and his smikrnof econobottle, and he *snip*
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:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
 
No, I'm just trying to be a pedantic English teacher. I was going to give him a grade, but I forgot.
Hmmm...


C+​
Overall good, but must pay more attention. See me after class.​



Yes, there we go.
 
el Chi said:
No, I'm just trying to be a pedantic English teacher. I was going to give him a grade, but I forgot.
Hmmm...


C+​
Overall good, but must pay more attention. See me after class.​



Yes, there we go.
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May I, Azner please have a grade my teacher.:D
 
I drunked a bottle of mouthywash-wash. I are spazzing out like a crockodile.!
 
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