Wtf Alchohol

Crushenator 500 said:
I'm not sure if that was supposed to be a well constructed sentance that el chi wouldn't be able to correct, but if it was... *shudders* :E
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Only Teh Tr0n is wortheh of the correction, Only teh El Chi is worteh of teh Gradation/Grading whadever
 
Azner said:
May I, Azner,[1] please have a grade,[2] my teacher.[3]:D[4]
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1. A comma needed for "Azner" to make sense, i.e.: "May I, Azner, please...etc." This adds the further definition that the subject, "I", is in fact the individual, "Azner". On the other hand, "May I Azner please...etc." suggests that the subject of the request is called "I Azner", and finally "May I, Azner please...etc." makes very little sense at all.

2. A comma is required here to indicate that you are asking your teacher for a grade, as opposed to asking an unspecified agent for a "grade my teacher", which is not, as far as I am aware, a noun in any way, shape or form.

3. As this sentence is a request, it should end in a question mark. (i.e.: ?)

4. I do not - repeat: DO NOT - allow my pupils to get away with using emoticons in their work.

E
The flow of this sentence felt awkward to read; the grammar fell just short of acceptable; however the spelling was, at least, free of mistakes.
The next time you submit work using emoticons, I shall set it alight before your very eyes and piss all over it to extinguish the flames.
I hope I have made myself crystal clear.​
 
THe alcohol you have consumed will have lowered your testosterone levels.
 
el Chi said:
1. A comma needed for "Azner" to make sense, i.e.: "May I, Azner, please...etc." This adds the further definition that the subject, "I", is in fact the individual, "Azner". On the other hand, "May I Azner please...etc." suggests that the subject of the request is called "I Azner", and finally "May I, Azner please...etc." makes very little sense at all.

2. A comma is required here to indicate that you are asking your teacher for a grade, as opposed to asking an unspecified agent for a "grade my teacher", which is not, as far as I am aware, a noun in any way, shape or form.

3. As this sentence is a request, it should end in a question mark. (i.e.: ?)

4. I do not - repeat: DO NOT - allow my pupils to get away with using emoticons in their work.

E
The flow of this sentence felt awkward to read; the grammar fell just short of acceptable; however the spelling was, at least, free of mistakes.
The next time you submit work using emoticons, I shall set it alight before your very eyes and piss all over it to extinguish the flames.
I hope I have made myself crystal clear.​
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SIR YES SIR! HOW HIGH DO I JUMP NOW! Oh yeah, Elchi in real grammar is there a suc thing as ?! in English like is it acceptable... heres a Synthesis

James was riding to school. He saw a dead man.
James saw a dead man riding to school.
 
Azner said:
SIR,[1] YES SIR! HOW HIGH DO I JUMP NOW! Oh yeah, Elchi in real grammar is there a suc thing as ?![2, 3, 4 and 5] in English like is it acceptable... heres a Synthesis [6]

James was riding to school. He saw a dead man.
James saw a dead man riding to school.
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1. Comma required.
2. Whilst I'm sure this sentence was intended to be bad, its construction still made my eyes bleed and my heart palpitate. Simply dreadful.
3. You spelled my name incorrectly, which is verging on unforgivable. Besides which, el Chi is not English; it is in fact an abbrieviation of "el Chihuahua."
4. Incorrect spelling of "such".
5. Space in between "as" and "?!"
6. Again, whilst I'm sure the wretchedness of this sentence is intentional, it's so bad I can't bring myself to continue without feeling queasy.

F
I give you an F purely because there is no lower grade.​
 
Last night I dunno what I did with my homie's girl but I know there's pictures.

WE SHALL SEE IF THIS ENDS WELL WHEN THEY ARE DEVELOPED.
 
el Chi said:
1. Comma required.
2. Whilst I'm sure this sentence was intended to be bad, its construction still made my eyes bleed and my heart palpitate. Simply dreadful.
3. You spelled my name incorrectly, which is verging on unforgivable. Besides which, el Chi is not English; it is in fact an abbrieviation of "el Chihuahua."
4. Incorrect spelling of "such".
5. Space in between "as" and "?!"
6. Again, whilst I'm sure the wretchedness of this sentence is intentional, it's so bad I can't bring myself to continue without feeling queasy.

F
I give you an F purely because there is no lower grade.​
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The Edit button was not working, only the loading spinning balls were spinning, i tried ok? And can you friggin answer my question(sorry to be so rude)
 
Sorry - I didn't realise the last sentence was a serious question :p
And yes you have the right to set alight to my work and piss out the flames for using a smiley ;)

The first example was fragmented - it should have been something like:
"Whilst James was riding to school, he saw a dead man."
OR
"James was riding to school and he saw a dead man."

The second example implies that he saw the dead man riding to school.
 
No, this thread just fails.

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Get ready for one big hangover. =p

hes prolly passed out on the ground now sleeping and will be waking up in a few hours with a killer headache.
 
Qonfused said:
No, this thread just fails.

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Your phone is ringing.

You gonna pick it up?

Shit, hangover ftmfl. Just threw up a toilet full of some watery yellow substance...

EDIT: Nah pauly, no headache. My stomach just burns like the dickins, and I feel like the room is kinda pulsing.

As I said, I remember fairly well, zerimski msging me "drink lots of water", telling me that it would kill the hangover the next day. I think it kinda worked.

Damnt, my joints are thumping...

Well, this sure has been, an experience :/
 
Everyone should get drunk then post in this thread!
 
OMG hangover WTF

Shit, i've thrown up like, 4 times so far. Each time, it's that same yellow watery liquid.

WTF should I do. People have been saying to just throw up, and not suppress it. Somebody told me to take advil, and since I don't have any, I reached for the tylenol (which says don't take if you've had more than 3 alchoholic beverages).

OMG wtf do I do, this naseua is getting unbearable.
 
Just drink plenty of water, dilute the remaining toxic gook in your system. It'll also rehydrate you (puking up = bad)
 
As I said, I've never had a hangover in my LIFE. But, just out of curiosity, what did you drink!?
 
Maybe you got food poisoning while drinking... now THAT would be hilarity!

Kidding... I've never experienced hangover... but i've had bad food poisoning twice in my life and its TERRIBLE. I spent 2 days nonstop vomiting. My throat was thrashed.
 
Drink lots of water, don't force youself to be sick but don't hold back if you need to, and drink lots of water.....and....erm...oh yeah - drink lots of water.
 
JNightshade said:
As I said, I've never had a hangover in my LIFE. But, just out of curiosity, what did you drink!?
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Sulphuric acid by the sounds of it.

I'm not one to suffer with hang-overs, i wake up happy happy. I'm not sure if lots of liquid to dilute it will help, won't he just bring it up again? (although it is important to remain hydrated). Milk of Magnesia lines your stomach and helps if you have some of that. Oh and bread soaks up drink too if you have any left in your system. Silly kids getting drunk on half a shandy...
 
Don't drink the water too fast or it'll just come right back up. But do continue drinking water.

I hate to say it, but whenever I have a hangover (Which is quite rarely) a beer gets rid of it. It's actually a proven fact.

But you probably don't want any alcohol right now. :)
 
Raziaar said:
Maybe you got food poisoning while drinking... now THAT would be hilarity!

Kidding... I've never experienced hangover... but i've had bad food poisoning twice in my life and its TERRIBLE. I spent 2 days nonstop vomiting. My throat was thrashed.
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Actually, I may have gotten food poisoning too...

My friend told me it was ok to eat some yogurt he had in his fridge. He came out of his bathroom right as I threw it away and said "you know that's 1 month expired..."

@Dreadlord: Yeah, the thought of any sort of alchohol makes we want to puke.

@whoever asked what I was drinking: Couple mouthfuls of Chardonnay, bout 8 ounces of rum, a small taste of vodka (small small small), and shooting jim beam.
 
Remember, never mix expired yoghurt with alcohol :p

How are you feeling now?

EDIT: Lol that question was kinda fast. Seeing it's been posted 14 minutes ago I can guess you feel not any better.
 
Unfocused said:
Remember, never mix expired yoghurt with alcohol :p

How are you feeling now?
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OMG THIS IS ****ING UNBEARABLE.

God, I feel like i'm gonna die...

evil^milk said:
*applause*

Drink water
Lie in bed
Sleep.
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No wai.

I'm not lie in bed, cause it makes me feel even worse in my stomach.

I'm not gonna sleep, because this is my last day before school starts.
 
Hospital and stomach pumping time may be round the corner depending on how bad it is. Make sure people around you are aware and keep an eye on you.
 
Hectic Glenn said:
Hospital and stomach pumping time may be round the corner depending on how bad it is. Make sure people around you are aware and keep an eye on you.
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I doubt it's that bad.

My stomach just rly rly hurts, and I feel kinda woozy.
 
sinkoman said:
I'm not lie in bed, cause it makes me feel even worse in my stomach.
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sit then? :p the point is that you get rest; it'll make it better. And an hour or two of sleep could really help... too bad it's your last day of vacations though D:
 
lololol ennui is getting smashed tonight

i didn't read this whole thread but poor sinko is dying of a hangover right now, so he tells me :D
 
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