WTF!? April fools joke?

[Wolfy Snackrib]

Is that update box some kind of sick first aprils joke from valve? "Knife collects moisture, jump to run faster, clean your gun, if your shotgun jams fill out a form by pressing F1? This has to be a sick aprils fools joke thing, and it's pissing me off...

 

[Malfunction]

Yeah...but it also kind of was an update on 4/1...not 4/7....I bet you wouldn't think that just maybe someone else would have noticed the update on April Fools day and posted a similar thread, but oh well.

 

[Wolfy Snackrib]

Meh I knew that if it was an aprils fools joke (witch I was about 95% sure of it was, the other 5% represent that it was another kind of prank) but the point is I have nothing to do right now and this thing... I just had to make sure.

 

[T.H.C.138]

I thought it was rather funny myself..people complain about the lack of realism in games(CSS),and valve made a joke of it

 

[diluted]

No, it's real, don't believe what these people tell you. I have to air out my knife all the time now thanks to Valve's stupid patch. ;(

 

[Dinkleberry]

lol hahaha. yeah, and I started using F10 to summon_warheadlauncher

 

[jmjneary]

how about signing the contract to buy the shotgun

 

[Chris D]

Is that update box some kind of sick first aprils joke from valve? "Knife collects moisture, jump to run faster, clean your gun, if your shotgun jams fill out a form by pressing F1? This has to be a sick aprils fools joke thing, and it's pissing me off...

Jeez, I'm glad you weren't there for our April Fools joke :|

 

[Hectic Glenn]

lol Chris, when did you tell people about that? i found out from some members after i complained Gabe lied LOL, you made me look like a fool, like a fool i say! I dont think i can forgive you.

My mate thought it was real he came to college 'you seen the update they f00ked up the game good' I went along with him for half hour and then i told him, he wanted to die!

 

[Chris D]

Haha, the biggest fool was Ennui who said something along the lines of "He's posting to prove to all of those retards that the HLFallout one was a joke"

 

[Hectic Glenn]

LOL i love Ennui hes so committed to the cause. The thing is i didnt twig even though i went to the HL fallout forums and looked for Gabes post in the site discussion, i looked in every forum, and searched. Nothing. Even though you mentioned HL fallout in the post. Yet even though that was odd...i didnt think it was a joke. I coulda busted you You loved every moment of it didnt ya, how did you reveil it was you? was there a post? i never saw it, i just got humiliated by some leechs and headcrab members lol.

 

[Chris D]

The thing I was referring to on HLFallout was the joke they made about Gabe leaving Valve and joining a folk band.

I revealed it was be partly by posting this link as Gabe, which you may remember.

http://www.half-life2.com/hl2.php?move=chris_d

 

[Ennui]

Haha, the biggest fool was Ennui who said something along the lines of "He's posting to prove to all of those retards that the HLFallout one was a joke"

got me good!

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Awesome! you got your own php thing! I've never seen that. The Gabe concert thing was my thread funnily enough. It was a great trick though. Can't believe it...so obvious. I gotta give credit where its due, it was pretty well done.

I overheard some people in my common room talking about the update as well. They said 'fill out forms to fix the shotgun jam? what the hell i wanna shoot, what am i supposed to write on?' and a dumbass said 'ask if you can lean on someones back' hahaha i swear thats what they said.

 

[Ennui]

see at least I didn't fall for that one.

 

[Dekstar]

I knew it as soon as I read it...

Then opened the game and tried airing my knife out before filling out some forms

 

[Uni-Ball]

Increased movement while jumping said it all...

 

[KoreBolteR]

lololol... isnt this from last week?

i do notice its the 8th already, omg