Yay for Abortiontracker.com!! :/

[[Matt]]

http://abortiontracker.com/

This website scares me... especially the system demo part...

 

[JNightshade]

Oh my god... what a complete invasion of privacy. That's absolutely horrifying D:

 

[Lizardizzle]

i saw the picture of a guy holding the bible on the homepage and quickly lost interest.

 

[Pesmerga]

It's never a good sign when images of medical professionals and bibles are present in the same context.

 

[[Matt]]

holy crap..... read the FAQ!!!

I’m thinking about having an abortion, is there a way to avoid burning in eternal hell fire?

Well, yes and no, but mostly no. If you have an abortion, which is your right, you are free to do so, but beware in advance that you will suffer unimaginably merciless torture for a million billion years in the afterlife, even if you were raped or immaculately impregnated (despite what you may have heard about the so called "second cumming".) The only noble way out is to bear and raise the child, even if you are in your early teen years, and do so with the full understanding that no man will ever marry you, and that you’ll forever bear the scarlet letter of shame that is your unwed and unwanted bastard child. Peace be with you.

 

[VirusType2]

does this shit work? I'm trying to see if there is anybody I know. lol

 

[Sheepo]

I?m thinking about having an abortion, is there a way to avoid burning in eternal hell fire?

Well, yes and no, but mostly no. If you have an abortion, which is your right, you are free to do so, but beware in advance that you will suffer unimaginably merciless torture for a million billion years in the afterlife, even if you were raped or immaculately impregnated (despite what you may have heard about the so called "second cumming".) The only noble way out is to bear and raise the child, even if you are in your early teen years, and do so with the full understanding that no man will ever marry you, and that you?ll forever bear the scarlet letter of shame that is your unwed and unwanted bastard child. Peace be with you.

HAHAHA that is ****ing awesome

also

"second cumming"

 

[Nihilanth]

It's a joke.

 

[JNightshade]

Lol, you're right, I guess. I didn't really look that closely.

 

[Sheepo]

These are my favorite:

Is this legal?

"Yes", but we say that yes with quotes around it because it "is" legal, "kind of". We are fully protected under the law of the Bible, even if not so much in secular principalities. Despite allegations of illegality, we will all stand before the Lord our God as judge, jury and afterlife post-executioner for our non-crimes of making murderers known for what they are.


Are there advertising opportunities on this site?

Yes you can. Our advertising rates, demographics and real estate are listed on the advertisement page. We believe strongly in informing the public of the iniquities of young girls who have no option but to be condemned to hell for their difficult (but not impossible!) decisions, but we also believe in quality advertisement placement before a large, targeted audience.
Should we really

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

It's a joke.

I think so.

 

[Sheepo]

This site is incredibly win

 

[PimpinPenguin]

Is that for real?. I like how they justify getting round privacy laws by saying the law of the bible is more important and using terrorism as an excuse.
EDIT: Good thing it's a joke lol.

 

[Stigmata]

Simply join our network, submit your personal information, and once you are approved, we will grant you access to our cutting edge, patent pending system.

Yeah, this is a scam. Besides, there's no way it could be legal in the first place.




............ right?

 

[Pesmerga]

Is that for real?. I like how they justify getting round privacy laws by saying the law of the bible is more important and using terrorism as an excuse. Good thing it's a joke lol.

Yeah, you've got Islam for that, lulz.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

looooool

Is this legal?

"Yes", but we say that yes with quotes around it because it "is" legal, "kind of"

I may be pregnant by a Son of Ham, is that a problem?

No. Well, kind of, it depends on how your parents feel about you having a bastard child of mixed race born of a black father who can’t be found anywhere this side of the three-point line.

 

[[Matt]]

damnit Poe's Law didnt last for long :<

 

[Eejit]

Is this legal?

I will make it legal!




Clever way to get religious fundies' personal information. Go go internet terrorists.

 

[hool10]

You know I'm quite confused if this is a bad joke or not but I frankly don't know and that's sad. It's sad growing up in a world full of people like the Phelps family with "god hates fag's" etc. :bonce: *OH PFFT IT IS FAKE: http://abortiontracker.com/join/

 

[Sheepo]

I wasn't really questioning it's legality, but quoting the FAQ. And yea, the FAQ kinda makes it clear that this is fake.

 

[Hellrider]

****ing retarded christians.

 

[Jintor]

Epic lulz.

 

[15357]

Lol win.



This is a joke, Right?













Right?