yet another remake: johnny 5 is alive!

The original was pretty shit, I don't really care if they "ruin" its legacy.
 
An embarrassingly stupid movie; perfect candidate for a remake.

Just because it's a kids movie doesn't mean it has to make me ashamed to watch it. Look at Wall-E.
 
They should just leave it. They can't make movies like this nowadays. The directors are too infected by MTV style directing.
 
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Johnny 5 is alive...and angry!
 
What...
Short Circuit was my favorite movie as a kid. ;(
 
What...
Short Circuit was my favorite movie as a kid. ;(

It still is my favorite :( I like to pop it in my DVD player every now and then. The second one wasn't awesome, but it was still Johnnie Five!
 
Spoilered for OMGWTFBBQ hugeness.
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It's an attempt to cash in where they see Wall-E has done so well. Hollywood is so out of ideas, they resell shit in a shiny new package.

Sorry, my opinionated ass is ruining everything lately. I don't even really remember much except "johnny 5 is alive, johnny 5 is alive, johnny 5 is ali.."

PLEASE KILL ME
 
An embarrassingly stupid movie; perfect candidate for a remake.

Just because it's a kids movie doesn't mean it has to make me ashamed to watch it. Look at Wall-E.

The original was pretty shit, I don't really care if they "ruin" its legacy.

Obviously you guys were too young to see Short Circuit when it came out / was still relatively new. It's a ****ing fantastic movie.
 
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Not Johnny 5! Those movies were kickass! Especially the second one! You bastards!!!
 
The original was pretty shit, I don't really care if they "ruin" its legacy.

Honestly, it is a bit on the shit side as far as the acting and fx go, but so are the Goonies, Flight of the Navigator, Last Star Fighter, Never Ending Story... hell, most kids/family movies from the 70's and 80's are "shit" if you compared them to todays standards. Blue screen and other fx looked like total crap back then, and the actors get on my nerves now when I re watch those movies. But at least they made original movies that stayed with the viewer for years and years.


and yea, Short Circuit is far better than the sequel, but I always loved the bad ass Johnny 5 in part 2.
 
Honestly, it is a bit on the shit side as far as the acting and fx go, but so are the Goonies, Flight of the Navigator, Last Star Fighter, Never Ending Story... hell, most kids/family movies from the 70's and 80's are "shit" if you compared them to todays standards. Blue screen and other fx looked like total crap back then, and the actors get on my nerves now when I re watch those movies. But at least they made original movies that stayed with the viewer for years and years.


and yea, Short Circuit is far better than the sequel, but I always loved the bad ass Johnny 5 in part 2.

You won't get away Oscar....'cauase I am REALLY PISSED OFF!
 
Honestly, it is a bit on the shit side as far as the acting and fx go, but so are the Goonies, Flight of the Navigator, Last Star Fighter, Never Ending Story... hell, most kids/family movies from the 70's and 80's are "shit" if you compared them to todays standards. Blue screen and other fx looked like total crap back then, and the actors get on my nerves now when I re watch those movies. But at least they made original movies that stayed with the viewer for years and years.
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Where did I say it was shit because of the FX? That has nothing to do with it. It's shit because of the horrible acting/voice acting, rubbish storyline and villain(s), and abyssmal script.

Obviously you guys were too young to see Short Circuit when it came out / was still relatively new. It's a ****ing fantastic movie.

This.

-MRG

Get off your high horses, remove the nostalgia specs and develop some taste in film.
Short Circuit was balls compared to many otherother kids films of the era, ones I loved.
It isn't even in the same league as Willow, The Goonies, The Three Amigos, The Princess Bride, Labyrinth, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Watership Down or The Dark Crystal.
 
Have you seen The Goonies recently? The acting is pretty damn bad. But your right about Willow, Dark Crystal, Watership down, Princess Bride, and Who Framed Roger Rabbit. I was making a point that Short Circuit is pretty bad when you watch it today, but so are a lot of other beloved 80s movies. Just like Flight of the Navigator. Pretty lame, but I still love it.
 
Have you seen The Goonies recently? The acting is pretty damn bad. But your right about Willow, Dark Crystal, Watership down, Princess Bride, and Who Framed Roger Rabbit. I was making a point that Short Circuit is pretty bad when you watch it today, but so are a lot of other beloved 80s movies. Just like Flight of the Navigator. Pretty lame, but I still love it.

Child actors get some leeway with me. Short Circuit had a mainly adult cast though, they had no excuse.
 
When mentioned the Goonies, I was thinking more of Robert Davi and Joe Pantoliano as the Fratelli brothers than the kid actors lol

Short Circuit was doomed anyway since Steve Guttenburg stared :p But really, I think a lack of proper acting isn't to be blamed on the actors themselves, but the production team. Since it was supposed to be a family film, maybe they just didn't care so much? Just curious though, what's your thoughts on Scrooged? I love that movie as well, but most of the actors go waaay over the top.
 
I remember liking Scrooged but it's been over a decade since I last saw it.
 
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