Yo mama

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Alright, i've been thinking, wouldn't it be fun to have a Yo mama thread?
Post your yo mama jokes here, try and out do eachother:)

ok, i'll go first
Yo mamas so dumb, she jumped out a window and went up
 
Yo mama is a dirty f*cking slut with AIDS. She's great at sucking cock too.
 
Yo moma is so fat she jumped into the ocean with a black swimsuit on and ever yone yelled "OIL SPILL!!!"
 
yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the docter turned around and slaped her parents
 
pfft, yo mama's so stupid, she'd sit on the TV and watch the couch
 
Yo mama so fat, she jumps into the ocean with the whales and sings 'we are family'.
 
Yo mama's so old, shes just about ready to get up and blow away
 
Your mamas so bad in bed, she has to pay people large sums of money to have sex with her.
 
roses are red, yo mamas lips are blue, she sucked off that smerf and did me up to
 
SCIENTISTS DISCOVER SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE!!!
no..wait, its just yo mamma.
 
Yo mama so ugly when she came at me I thought she was a werewolf high on PCP so I beat her with a lead pipe and shoved a piece of rebar through her skull, chopped up the corpse, incinerated the meat, fed the ashes to a gator, chopped up the gator, incinerated it, then fed the ashes to another gator and.....

God dammit don't you see where I'm going with this?!

Billy, you have terminal cancer.

Werewolves high on PCP or not.
 
yo moma is so fat when she got on the scale it said to be continued!
 
Your mother is so purile i am overcome with an urge to expunge her soul with the might of 10,000 raging sorcerers.

Have at you!!!
 
yo mama so slut she made all the prostitues run out of busnises
 
yo mama's so fat, small objects orbit around her
 
Your mother is so obese that i can hear her arteries clogging right now.

btw, Mr-Fusion you have a kick-ass avatar! Out of this world kicks serious ass. Better than *GASP* HL2 even!!!
 
Yo momma so fat, she instantly gets slapped with law suits from PETA.
 
Yo mama so fat, that when she jumps for joy.....she got stuck!
 
Yo mama so fat, fat people jog around her for exercise.

pwn.
 
Yo mamma is like a bag of chips- "Free to Lay"

Yo mamma is like a vaccum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and when she's done, she gets laid in the closet.

Yo mamma is like a tricycle, easy to ride.
 
yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house she sits *AROUND* the house!
 
<Insert joke prefix> is so poor she can't afford to pay attention.
 
*Walk up to a fat girl*
Yo mama's so fat she makes you almost look skinny!
 
Old classics...

Yo mamas so fat, after your dad had sex with her, he rolled over 3 times and was still on top of her

Yo mamas so fat, when your dad had sex with her, he burnt his arse on the light bulb

Yo mamas so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people shout "TAXI!!!"

Yo mamas so dumb, she got run over by a parked car
 
yo momas so fat she's obese, and thats a disease and needs to be treated, you heartless jerks.
 
Yo mama's so fat when people walk round her they get lost.
 
Yo mama's so stupid, when I was explaining English terminology to 3 year olds, she thought when I said Grammar, I meant "grandma", so needless to say, she's pretty stupid.
 
Yo mamas so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked her what she was doing and she said "Moving"
 
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