Yo Momma....

[Dog--]

Here's Some Yo Momma Jokes...

"Yo Momma So Stupid"

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

"Yo Momma So Poor"

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

"Yo Momma So Ugly"

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

"Yo Momma So Old"

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

"Yo Momma Teeth So Yellow"

Yo Mommas teeth so yellow I can't believe its not butter!


It's ok they are just jokes, don't cry..


Now you tell some...

 

[evil^milk]

I always find those jokes hilarious. Here's a few:

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Yo mama is so dumb she concieved you and you made this thread and ruined our lives.


I'm sorry, take no offence, please refrain from crying too.

 

[Beerdude26]

http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_momma_jokes.html

You'll be good for a few days.

 

[Dog--]

lol, thats where I got some of them.

I'll bold the ones I got from there.

 

[WaterMelon34]

you keep my mother out of this and ill keep this out of your mother.

 

[Dog--]

I knew someone was going to say that! Dam!

 

[Dekstar]

you keep my mother out of this and ill keep this out of your mother.

Did you remember to grab your crotch while typing that?

 

[JNightshade]

That's what your mother said last night. Buuuurrn.

 

[WaterMelon34]

Did you remember to grab your crotch while typing that?

What? That's odd, and mean. :|

your MOM is odd and mean!

 

[Sulkdodds]

Yo momma's so fat/dense she causes an artificial singularity.

 

[Cormeh]

Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!

Jesus, these are not funny. :|

 

[Sulkdodds]

Yo Momma's not funny!

 

[Cormeh]

Yo momma so stupid, she tripped over the cordless phone!

 

[kirovman]

Your momma so fat she's a size 22. 22 parsecs that is.

 

[Cormeh]

Yo momma so fat, she went to school and sat next to EVERYBODY!

 

[kirovman]

Yo momma so corpulent that when she sits around the veranda, she sits around the veranda!

 

[Cormeh]

Ha! Resort to Family Guy!

 

[kirovman]

When in doubt, it's the one thing you can rely on

 

[Sulkdodds]

When I'm in doubt yo momma's the only thing I can rely on!

 

[Cormeh]

Yo momma just damn ugly!

 

[kirovman]

Yo momma's face!

 

[Sulkdodds]

TWINKIE HOUSE

/me punches kirovman